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Dimes
01-14-2010, 09:33 PM
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Post at least 3 comments starting with There's something wrong with Pokemon when...

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There's something wrong with Pokemon when a whale and a kitty have *** and have an egg.

There's something wrong with Pokemon when your baby pokemon decide to get jiggy at the day care.

There's something wrong with Pokemon when aiming for the horn hurts more than getting hit in the balls.

felixmartin
01-14-2010, 11:58 PM
fatman, you should probably just make it one comment, that way more people will participate

DKG
01-15-2010, 01:27 AM
There's something wrong with Pokemon when 10 year old kids get to stuff God in a tiny ball.
There's something wrong with Pokemon when said kids are the only ones who care to save the world
There's something wrong with Pokemon when there are no male cops

supertrunks8
01-15-2010, 05:51 AM
There's something wrong with pokemon when things with the power to destroy the world obey a 10 year old kid
There's something wrong with pokemon when there's mice shooting electricity at you
There's something wrong with pokemon when villains trying to destroy the world are stopped when you defeat their pokemon

Goldgross
01-18-2010, 06:49 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when you spend 18 hours a day doing it.
There's something wrong with pokemon when Ash loses all the battles he shoulda won with ease.
There's something wrong with pokemon when I am not as interested in it as I was.

steel dragons
03-10-2010, 05:06 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when:
1. You never drink the soda that you buy (although unnessecary for the game)
2. You start out with a Chikorita (seriously, its the worst starter ever, even worse than Bulbasaur)
3. Flygon doesn't get stab on the move fly. You would think it does, based off of the name.

bobphillip
03-15-2010, 08:14 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when:
1. you travel 300 miles to compete in it
2. It destroys your relationship with your GF
3. When you get this joke :
Abomasnow@Icy Rock

Goldgross
03-18-2010, 07:54 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when you can't see their genitals and they can still have ***.
Theres something wrong with pokemon when Charizard beats a Blastoise then loses to a Blaziken.
Theres something wrong with pokemon when Ash doesn't get a ***** every time he sees a hot chick.

steel dragons
03-22-2010, 02:08 PM
Theres something wrong with Pokemon when:
1. you have to cheat to get the perfect pokemon that you want (with perfect IVs and such)
2. Ash's Pikachu somehow defeats a Geodude with electric moves (in one of the first episodes)
3. Jynx is banned from anime episodes (seriously, thats true)

piaka
03-23-2010, 08:18 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when a thread called "there's something wrong with pokemon when..." pops up! Amirite?

Goldgross
03-23-2010, 11:57 PM
wait wait wait I've got some more.

There's something wrong with pokemon when Legendary pokes have no gender.
There's something wrong with pokemon when there are only 50 pokemon capable of competing in OU.
There's something wrong with pokemon when Hax ***** up your game big time.

BlueBlur
03-24-2010, 11:52 AM
There's something wrong with pokemon when none of them can learn Stealth Rock by leveling up.

steel dragons
03-25-2010, 01:56 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when:
1. when the pokemon anime shows stopped being funny. No, I don't watch it regularly, but I watched an older episode not too long ago and it was rather funny in comparsion to the latest shows.
2. when Ash's Pikachu apparently has five attacks (not sure what they all are, but I think they are volt tackle, iron tail, thunderbolt, agility, and thunder, or something like that)
3. when a pokemon is NU simply because of its ability, like Slaking

Goldgross
03-25-2010, 08:11 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when we never see them going to the toilet.

There's something wrong with pokemon when Mays and Dawns Moms allow them to go with Ash who is gay and Brock who is a hormone charged freak.

There's something wrong with pokemon when SIZE JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

steel dragons
04-15-2010, 07:17 PM
Theres something wrong when fish pokemon can battle on land and land pokemon can battle in water (depending on what you are surfing on, like if you were surfing n a Piplup.

IchooseU
04-15-2010, 10:45 PM
There's something wrong with Pokemon when little Japanese kids have seizures

Cheats
04-19-2010, 10:11 AM
There's something wrong with Pokémon when

Ash's Pikachu has traveled 4 regions, one of them twice, and yet isn't capable of beating a level 14 Cranidos...

The legendary dogs can run up to you....when you're out at sea.

A kid called Jimmy thinks he's Ash Ketchup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqhS90ONhAQ

Tastelesshat
04-19-2010, 12:58 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when you control the 2 legendaries andOHMYGODWHATISTHATAUGH

steel dragons
04-19-2010, 02:20 PM
Theres something wrong when the items display on HG/SS is worse than D/P Pl. (This is because you can only view up to six items at a time, whereas you can view all of the items at one time on D/P/Pl.

Also, theres something wrong when, if you catch all of the legendary pokemon, you essentally control the world. This shouldn't be possible, but it can happen.

TKFoxtrot
04-19-2010, 06:36 PM
Theres something wrong with Pokemon when you can get puked on by diarrhea. (Muk @ Gunk Shot or Sludge Bomb)

Tastelesshat
04-20-2010, 12:56 AM
There's something wrong with pokemon when gambling addictions afflict most of the populace near where casinos are located

Nolie
04-20-2010, 12:58 AM
There's something wrong with Pokemon when children are meant to throw their balls at wild animals

Goldgross
04-20-2010, 08:56 AM
There's something wrong with Pokemon when you dedicate most of your life to it.

There's something wrong with Pokemon when Ash acts like a noob even though hes been through 4 Leagues....

There's something wrong with Pokemon when Psychic attacks are useless in most of the meta-games.

steel dragons
04-21-2010, 04:19 PM
Theres something wrong when a 10-year old child can defeat all 16 gyms (in HG/SS) and the elite four in under 48 hours. In the real world, that wouldn't even be possible.

Theres something wrong when apparently, Ashs Pikachu has five attacks.

Theres something wrong when Ashs Pikachu can defeat a Geodude with an electric move. Again, in the real world, that wouldnt be possible.

EspyOwner
05-08-2010, 09:18 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when eevee evolves just because he is hit with a ******* stone.

There's something wrong with pokemon when BLISSEY IS A SPECIAL DEFENSE *****!!!! *cries*

Goldgross
05-09-2010, 07:31 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when a Pokemon can even come from outer space or mutate from DNA.

There's something wrong with pokemon when Ash's Pikachu acts like its at level 30 when it should really be at 200.

There's something REALLY wrong with pokemon when I can't thing of more things that are wrong with it.

Tastelesshat
05-10-2010, 12:05 AM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when there's a thread made about theres something wrong with pokemon when...

steel dragons
05-10-2010, 07:37 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when the anime defies the normal logic of battles.

Goldgross
05-10-2010, 08:11 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when people keep writing There's WITHOUT THE ( ' ). It really messes with their heads. Theres is a name of a place.

There's something wrong with pokemon when an Indian like me still plays the game while 90.10% of our population does not. Crap.....I feel so lonely all of a sudden .__.

Tastelesshat
05-11-2010, 12:29 AM
There's something wrong with pokemon when you can't actually play on the SNES in your house

Scimjara
05-11-2010, 12:30 AM
Theres something wrong with Pokemon when Ash releases his charizard

Goldgross
05-11-2010, 04:18 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when I'm hopelessly in love with two Steel Type pokes. Metagross and Dialga. :@

There's something wrong with pokemon when Nintendo hasn't made a game having all current regions.

steel dragons
05-11-2010, 08:22 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when Nintendo hasn't made a game having all current regions.

Agreed, that game would be awesome. It would be even better if you could choose the region to start from. They could maybe make something like that for the wii, I would think, maybe with just standard controls though. That would take a long time to make, though.

Theres something wrong with pokemon when you can't make a pokemon die in the game, you can only make it faint.

Tastelesshat
05-11-2010, 09:12 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when there's an MMO of it

Goldgross
05-11-2010, 10:11 PM
Agreed, that game would be awesome. It would be even better if you could choose the region to start from. They could maybe make something like that for the wii, I would think, maybe with just standard controls though. That would take a long time to make, though.

Theres something wrong with pokemon when you can't make a pokemon die in the game, you can only make it faint.

I know man, seriously. But I think it'll be too big for the Wii.....seeing as it requires better graphics. They could make it compact and for the DS, that would be like all other games but just way more fun and varying. Being able to choose which region to start with would be sweet.

There are so many things wrong with pokemon that this might go on forever. xD

Michael Jackson
05-18-2010, 03:41 AM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when ash wont evolve anything besides the stuff he will release in the future

Tastelesshat
05-18-2010, 12:06 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when Brock is gay

steel dragons
05-18-2010, 12:23 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when Brock is gay

How is this wrong thing related to pokemon anyway? (True, it is in the pokemon anime, which is related to pokemon)

There's something wrong with pokemon when the pokemon that are supposed to be strong are weak, and the pokemon that are supposed to be weak are strong. You can think of many examples, I'm sure.

Goldgross
05-18-2010, 12:27 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when 7 year old girls dance like ***** to Single Ladies. THATS RIGHT, I BLAME POKEMON!!!

Tastelesshat
05-18-2010, 12:31 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when it gets blamed for everything and it's mother

Michael Jackson
05-18-2010, 01:06 PM
theres something wrong with pokemon when there is pokeporn

Goldgross
05-18-2010, 05:15 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when there are bad eggs.

OmegaZ
05-18-2010, 07:52 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when:
a. 50% of the Pokemon are Digimon wannabees
b. You get swept by a Sunkern
c. People have nothing better to do than hack it.

Tastelesshat
05-18-2010, 09:54 PM
Theres something wrong with pokemon when being on a pokemon forum is more enjoyable after a while

Goldgross
05-23-2010, 04:40 PM
There's something wrong with pokemon when Magikarp is uber.

Sandwich
09-21-2011, 03:18 PM
There's something wrong with Pokemon when you can throw numerous rocks at your enemy and are still considered "Stealth Rocks"