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OOHber
01-22-2010, 06:17 AM
Hey guys I was on Gary Oak's Battle Frontier server (got d/c from TU unfortunately...) and was challenged by Jeric. It was our second match because I was able to set up a Gliscor sweep due to a 4 turn sleep in our first match so I only thought it was fair to allow a rematch.

My Team:
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/467.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfsa/212.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/286.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfsa/352.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfsa/245.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfsa/330.png

His Team:
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfsa/123.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/134.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/181.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/157.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/115.png http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/286.png

Ok lets *insert cliche here*.
Rules: No rules lol. There weren't any clauses for this match (although neither of us took advantage of the lack of clauses)
My moves will be in blue
His moves will be in red
Commentary will be in normal font

ehmen sent out INTIMIDATE (lvl 100 Magmortar).
Jeric sent out Cutter (lvl 100 Scyther).

Well it appears we're both using different teams than from our last match though why he would have a scyther lead is beyond me considering my other he fought lead with a heatran. Well I decide to just use my most powerful attack and get damage on whatever he decides to switch to.

Cutter used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
INTIMIDATE lost 43% of its health.
Jeric switched in Vaporin (lvl 100 Vaporeon).
INTIMIDATE's Flame Body burned Cutter!
INTIMIDATE used Overheat.
INTIMIDATE's attack missed!

I freakin love anti-lead mag! Now that CB scyther can't do **** to me. Even though I missed Overheat, the burn was more than a fair trade-off. I've seen this vaporeon before, though it was the sleeping pokemon that my Gliscor set up on in out previous match so I don't know much info about. Might as well switch to the star of the show!

ehmen switched in Jimmy31428 (lvl 100 Kecleon).
Vaporin used Surf.
Jimmy31428 lost 25% of its health.
Jimmy31428 became the Water type!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

lol Jimmy inspired me to use Kecleon of my own, and why not? Its the perfect counter to specs pokes and a whole bunch of special attackers. I know this vaporeon has surf and ice beam as its two attacks from our last battle though so I know it can't to nothing to me. This is a perfect opportunity to get rocks up.

Jeric switched in Stinger (lvl 100 Ampharos).
Jimmy31428 used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Well now I'm fearing an electric attack so I do the logical thing and switch into my electric immunity.

ehmen switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Flygon).
Stinger used Outrage.
Stinger went on a rampage!
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 70% of its health.

LOLWUT? AMPHAROS CAN LEARN OUTRAGE?!? Wow talk about pulling something out of your ***... Well at least now I can take this thing out.

Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Stinger lost 136% of its health.
Jeric's Stinger fainted.
Jeric switched in Vaporin (lvl 100 Vaporeon).
Pointed stones dug into Vaporin.
Vaporin lost 12% of its health.

Score: 6-5

Hmm special attacker. You know what that means!

ehmen switched in Jimmy31428 (lvl 100 Kecleon).
Vaporin used Surf.
Jimmy31428 lost 24% of its health.
Jimmy31428 became the Water type!
Vaporin's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporin restored 6% of its health.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

hehehe can't touch this. Now I'm at 63% health so I can t-wave the switch-in then recover off some damage if its not an immediate threat to Kecleon.

Jeric switched in Fueron (lvl 100 Typhlosion).
Pointed stones dug into Fueron.
Fueron lost 25% of its health.
Jimmy31428 used Thunder Wave.
Fueron is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

A Typhlosion after I changed into a water type? Whatever, suit yourself. I can just recover and see what he does I suppose.

Jimmy31428 used Recover.
Jimmy31428 restored 50% of its health.
Fueron used Blast Burn.
It's not very effective...
Jimmy31428 lost 30% of its health.
Jimmy31428 became the Fire type!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Burn baby burn, disco in- oh sorry. Everytime I see someone use Blast Burn, that song just pops into my head because of two reasons: 1. ha that didn't do too much, 2. ha you can't move. I'll take the free damage.

Jimmy31428 used Return.
Fueron lost 29% of its health.
Fueron must recharge!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Now I know it won't have a super effective more against me short of earthquake (which won't do too much with out a lot of EV's in attack) and some random hidden power. Again, I'll just take the free damage.

Jeric switched in Khan (lvl 100 Kangaskhan).
Pointed stones dug into Khan.
Khan lost 12% of its health.
Jimmy31428 used Return.
Khan lost 26% of its health.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Hmm... I should have figured he'd switch. Now I'm kinda fearing the EQ but I think I should be able to just survive and t-wave the thing.

Khan used Hammer Arm.
Jimmy31428 lost 41% of its health.
Khan's speed was lowered.
Jimmy31428 became the Fighting type!
Jimmy31428 used Thunder Wave.
Khan is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Another odd move... Well I was wrong about being able to survive an EQ. This is perfect for me now though cause I can recover all the way back to full health and resume the Kecleoning (H)

Jimmy31428 used Recover.
Jimmy31428 restored 50% of its health.
Khan used Hammer Arm.
Khan's attack missed!
Jimmy31428 used Return.
Khan lost 29% of its health.
Khan used Hammer Arm.
Jimmy31428 lost 43% of its health.
Khan's speed was lowered.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.
Jimmy31428 used Return.
Khan lost 26% of its health.
Khan used Hammer Arm.
Jimmy31428 lost 46% of its health.
Khan's speed was lowered.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

At this point, we're at a stalemate which he knows that he'll lose and my Kecleon will be at good health at the end of it. I'm just gonna recover some health back and see if he continues this stall... hissy fit.

Jeric switched in Cutter (lvl 100 Scyther).
Pointed stones dug into Cutter.
Cutter lost 50% of its health.
Jimmy31428 used Recover.
Jimmy31428 restored 50% of its health.
Cutter was hurt by its burn!
Cutter lost 12% of its health.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Ouch it must be painful to be raped so hard. This thing won't crap to me so I can just get more free damage off. Yay

Cutter used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Jimmy31428 lost 16% of its health.
Jeric switched in Fueron (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
Pointed stones dug into Fueron.
Fueron lost 25% of its health.
Jimmy31428 became the Bug type!
Jimmy31428 used Return.
Fueron lost 28% of its health.
Jeric's Fueron fainted.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.
brindles has entered the room.
Jeric switched in Vaporin (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Vaporin.
Vaporin lost 12% of its health.

Score: 6-4

Wooooooh. Things are looking good for me now. 4 of his pokes are either dead or crippled now and mr. brindles has entered the room (whom might I add, cough spoilers doesn't do or say anything throughout the rest of the battle). Sending in Vaporeon is certainly an odd move considering Kecleon walls the crap out of it.

Vaporin used Ice Beam.
Jimmy31428 lost 18% of its health.
Jimmy31428 was frozen solid!
Jimmy31428 became the Ice type!
Jimmy31428 is frozen solid!
Vaporin's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporin restored 6% of its health.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Ugh... Those of you that know me (yes both of you) know that I get freeze haxed at least once per match so really, I should have seen this coming lol. Whatever, just wait until I thaw out I suppose.

Vaporin used Surf.
Jimmy31428 lost 25% of its health.
Jimmy31428 became the Water type!
Jimmy31428 is frozen solid!
Vaporin's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporin restored 6% of its health.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.
Vaporin used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Jimmy31428 lost 13% of its health.
Jimmy31428 was defrosted!
Jimmy31428 used Recover.
Jimmy31428 restored 50% of its health.
Vaporin's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporin restored 6% of its health.
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Eh, second turn thaw out ain't so bad even though I clung on for dear life right there. Now I think he's gonna switch and I wanna spread some more paralysis around.

Vaporin used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Jimmy31428 lost 12% of its health.
Jimmy31428 used Thunder Wave.
Vaporin is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.

Eh I guess t-waving the Vaporeon ain't so bad considering now I outspeed. Time for more free damage now.

Jeric switched in Cutter (lvl 100 Scyther ?).
Pointed stones dug into Cutter.
Cutter lost 50% of its health.
Jeric's Cutter fainted.
Jimmy31428 used Return.
But there was no target!
Jimmy31428's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jimmy31428 restored 6% of its health.
Jeric switched in Lily (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lily.
Lily lost 6% of its health.

Score: 6-3

Oh ****... a Breloom. Why he didn't send that in earlier when all his pokes were getting pwnt, I'll never know. Well if he puts me to sleep, I'd want my Kecleon to take a snooze. Its earned a nap.

Lily is tightening its focus!
Jimmy31428 used Thunder Wave.
Lily is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Lily used Focus Punch.
Jimmy31428 lost 184% of its health.
ehmen's Jimmy31428 fainted.
Jimmy31428 became the Fighting type!
ehmen switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Flygon ?).

Score: 5-3

Well that was rude, falcon punching someone about to take a nap :mad:. Well at least now that his team's severely weakened, I can sweep him with Garchomp even though its against the warstory rules (lmao).

Jeric switched in Vaporin (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Vaporin.
Vaporin lost 12% of its health.
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Vaporin lost 52% of its health.
Vaporin's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporin restored 6% of its health.
Garchomp used Outrage.
Vaporin lost 45% of its health.
Jeric's Vaporin fainted.

Score: 5-2

Jeric switched in Khan (lvl 100 Kangaskhan ?).
Pointed stones dug into Khan.
Khan lost 12% of its health.
Jeric's Khan fainted.

Score: 5-1

Another one bites the dust...

Jeric switched in Lily (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lily.
Lily lost 6% of its health.
Garchomp used Outrage.
Lily lost 86% of its health.
Lily's Effect Spore paralysed Garchomp!
Lily used Sky Uppercut.
Garchomp lost 103% of its health.
ehmen's Garchomp fainted.

Score: 4-1

Aw... well back to the guy that started it all.

ehmen switched in INTIMIDATE (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).
INTIMIDATE used Mach Punch.
Lily lost 25% of its health.
Jeric's Lily fainted.
ehmen wins!
Jeric has left the room.

Final Score: 4-0, OOHber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQf_JLBh0Zc

The Good:

- Kecleon for being an absolute freakin beast
- Burn hax ftw
- Chomp almost cleaned house
- No tough predictions for me to fail on

The Bad:

- Kecleon got owned in teh face
- Only using half my team
- 1 freeze hax for him but no para haxes for me

The Ugly:

- Using Blast Burn on my Water type Kecleon


So guys, there's my first warstory. Hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed making it (not very much...). If you guys see anything wrong or have suggestions, feel free to tell me. And please approve this Eternal. ;)

Dragonknight
01-23-2010, 04:07 PM
it was an ok read, but beating up somebody that uses blast burn typhlosion isn't really something to warstory..

felixmartin
01-23-2010, 04:40 PM
DK is right :P this is not an accomplishment.. lol

PowertothePika
01-23-2010, 06:22 PM
A pretty horrible warstory to tell you the truth. Your opponent used basically a team of NU and UU and a Blast Burn Charizard. On your side you used a Uber. Seriously? You warstory a OU match that includes Garchomp? Not a very good warstory at all.

Dimes
01-23-2010, 09:00 PM
This thread is third worst warstory ever.

RealmZero
09-13-2010, 01:51 AM
A pretty horrible warstory to tell you the truth. Your opponent used basically a team of NU and UU and a Blast Burn Charizard. On your side you used a Uber. Seriously? You warstory a OU match that includes Garchomp? Not a very good warstory at all.

Garchomp was the nickname for his flygon..