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Dragard
02-11-2010, 01:43 AM
So, you have a girlfriend, and she doesn't know you like playing Pokemon. One day, she decides to come over to your house, and doesn't knock before entering your room, while you're battling some hotshot YouTube battler and you're about to win, so turning it off isn't a choice (at least in this game it's not! :p).

Now you have to make up an excuse as to why you're holding your DS and playing Pokemon with a stranger for your girlfriend.

Commence.

FIL
02-11-2010, 02:07 AM
the starnger is my little sis/bro and he is bored so he wants me to play with him...............
i suck at lying

Dragonknight
02-11-2010, 02:10 AM
I want a breakup.

FIL
02-11-2010, 02:19 AM
oh yeah change that girl friend into boyfriend (im a girl)

Eternal
02-11-2010, 03:17 AM
I don't think your girlfriend should have any problems with you playing Pokemon (unless she thinks that you're a bad *** mother ****** who drinks (milk) while driving).

Or, just tell her that you're so bored that you're playing Pokemon. Then tell her how lonely you get without her. Then slowly hold her and take her to your bed. Works every time.

GarcianSmith
02-11-2010, 05:08 PM
I'm sorry, my girlfriend loves pokemon. This doesn't apply to me because I am awesome.

bobphillip
02-11-2010, 09:44 PM
Rofl so true GS, but I'd just tell her that it was an experiment and I'm just making fun of this guy, and its my roommate's DS, and he told me to do it. He said he'd give me money, and who doesnt accept money? Then I'd take her to my bed and...you know....do....stuff...cuz...thats...how...i....rol l...

Noodles
02-12-2010, 10:06 PM
I'd say "Hey baby, hows it hangin'?" then ya know make out and stuff

Dimes
02-12-2010, 11:20 PM
I say that it is a game trading terrorist secrets with the mask of a Pokemon game (lol)

bobphillip
02-13-2010, 10:22 PM
rofl Dimes thats pretty unique...the part about trading masks, not terrorists

Ganondorf
02-14-2010, 03:10 AM
"Sorry, I'm not really a lesbian."

Gilfareth
02-16-2010, 07:57 PM
(unless she thinks that you're a bad *** mother ****** who drinks (milk) while driving).

I ALWAYS drink milk when I drive.
"At least my pants aren't off." She's seen worse.

PSN_shade
02-16-2010, 08:22 PM
I'd say, If you don't like it gtfo.. your sister is hotter anyway.

FerretFox41
02-16-2010, 08:25 PM
I'd tell her that I play Pokemon, and if she doesn't like it, I'll shoot her.

Gilfareth
02-17-2010, 03:57 PM
Doesn't that seem a bit extreme...? I'd just... I dunno, tickle her until she lets me keep playing.

Hero Kid
02-17-2010, 04:10 PM
I wouldnt be playing pokemon. If it was porn thats a different matter. ROFL JK.

Goldgross
02-17-2010, 08:46 PM
Its happened before... only I was playing on the comp rofl. Paused it for a 2 minutes then.

For a DS, I'd just say I was going to put it where it belonged and then take it to the bathroom and finish my match ^_^ :D

steel dragons
03-10-2010, 04:57 PM
If I had one at the moment, she would know, and she wouldn't care that much.

I really don't play pokemon that much anyway, ever since I discovered shoddy, that is.

felixmartin
03-12-2010, 12:06 AM
I think i would notice my gf if she came in the house.. :P im usually alone at home, so i have to open the front door when someone comes in :P

bobphillip
03-12-2010, 01:14 AM
I would again, tie her up, knock her out, make her play pokemon with me, brutally harras her, insult her, and then make up with her and then go get some take-out.....

Albatross
03-12-2010, 03:38 AM
i have a huge *** pokemon poster above my bed
the bed me and my girlfriend **** on

felixmartin
03-13-2010, 02:21 AM
lol really alba? :P that turns your gf on? :P
well my gf wouldnt catch me playing pokes but if she did i'd just have to admit it and if she didnt like it.. well **** off :P

The_Prince_Vegeta
03-14-2010, 09:10 PM
My girlfriend knows I play Pokemon, but she doesn't care and she still loves me.

Delta 2777
03-14-2010, 11:22 PM
"Yo girl sit on my face"

legendary_07
03-15-2010, 12:01 AM
I would say "This is not what it looks like" and will give her a drug and tell her that is was just a weird dream when she wakes up.

Yondie
03-15-2010, 01:34 AM
i have a huge *** pokemon poster above my bed
the bed me and my girlfriend **** on

see he knows how its handled :P

supergum1295
03-29-2010, 02:10 PM
I know about 12 different girls who have and still do play Pokémon. One of them is my gf. I am one lucky *******. :D

FD 7777
04-13-2010, 06:20 PM
She would say, "AWWWW!!!!!! their so CUTE!!!!!"

Scimjara
04-14-2010, 12:47 PM
Lol I actually had that happen once she was coming over and I have shoddy battle open on my computer.... She just asked what was that and I said ohh a video game... and I chewd it over with a twix

IchooseU
04-15-2010, 02:08 AM
Lol, my gf knows i play pokemon, but not competitively rofl thinks i just play it on the dsi.

Nolie
04-15-2010, 02:21 AM
Woman leave if you don't want any trouble (love master (H))

Scimjara
04-15-2010, 02:27 AM
Woman leave if you don't want any trouble (love master (H))

Come over here Lopunny and suck.. :cool:

Michael Jackson
05-18-2010, 04:09 AM
Wont happen since me no on girls

Goldgross
05-18-2010, 06:02 AM
Do you know how weird that sounds MJ? xD

Michael Jackson
05-18-2010, 06:06 AM
That was the goal

Tastelesshat
05-18-2010, 12:16 PM
No I'm just holding this DS because I need the money

DarXidE
05-25-2010, 11:40 PM
id say "This is the legend of Zelda, what are you smoking?"