The Official Chuck Norris Thread

[supergum1295]

This is the thread where you can place your favorite Chuck Norris Facts, related or not related to Pokémon, such as:

-Chuck Norris created the egg that hatched into Arceus... by himself.
-Chuck Norris defeated Red with an Egg.
-Game Freak created Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee. They couldn't make Hitmonnorris because it would end the series as the ultimate Uber.

Or maybe this one:

-Some ******* thought it would be funny to bang one of Chuck's many wives. Chuck was so mad he roundhouse-kicked his wife's pregnant and kicked her child's brain out. This child was Ash.:D

[steel dragons]

OK, here are some Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Norris can surf without a pokemon, without the Surf HM, and without a surfboard.

One time, Chuck Norris decided to battle Ash. Chuck Norris used a Yanmega with protect, detect, substitute, and whirlwind. The Yanmega had speed boost, and it was holding leftovers. The only thing was, Yanmega had 1000PP of the moves protect, substitute, and detect. When Yanmega had PP stalled one of Ash's pokemon, it would then use whirlwind, then PP stall another of Ash's pokemon. When Yanmega had PP stalled all of Ash's pokemon, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked each one of Ash's pokemon, and they fainted. Chuck Norris did not gain any experience points because he had done this many times before. Since Ash lost, Chuck Norris then took Ash's pokemon with him, leveled them DOWN to level 1, then handed them back. Of course, Chuck Norris has done this many times before, which is why Ash didn't win the battles that he should have won. with ease.

And yes, since Chuck Norris can create Arceus, then he can level down pokemon, since he would have god-like powers.

[supergum1295]

Oh, I see now why Ash managed to beat 24 Gym Leaders... Then lose to Roark weeks after -_-. chuck norris is the answer to that... and everything else.

[bobphillip]

lmfao Steel Dragons, when you use Detect and Protect in a row, they usually fail. Take it from somebody who's tried it millions of times, and Sub would take its toll on Yanmega, and SR rapes it. Chuck Norris is ******* overrated, hes just some nub that can kick somebody. Overall Bruce Lee is better.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't awesome, Awesome isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sucks, sucks Chuck Norris.

[Latiosmaster]

Go to Google homepage, type in Chuck Norris and click im feeling lucky, its hilarious.
Edit: Darn they toke it off, mah bad.

[Dimes]

Chuck Norris had a ***** while lying down and struck oil.

Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris = Chuck Norris wins.

God made us in his image. That's why we suck compared to Chuck Norris.

[polelover44]

Everybody knows that in 2012 Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick himself, causing the end of the world.

[steel dragons]

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the ground one time. It caused the grand canyon.

Chuck Norris is faster than a max speed plus natured choice scarfed +6 speed boosted deoxys. That would amount to being faster than 3,528 speed.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

And no, the world doesn't end in 2012. If that 2012 movie had never come out, we would not be making a big deal about this.

[Milos]

chuck norris pokemon jokes? really?

and a THREAD dedicated to chuck norris? LIFE is dedicated to chuck. kthxbye

[Dimes]

chuck norris made a chuck norris joke but the chuck norris joke wasn't funny so chuck norris didn't laugh

[steel dragons]

One time, Chuck Norris was walking along, and there happened to be a house that was going up in flames. Chuck Norris put the flames out by blowing on the fire.

[Milos]

One time, Chuck Norris was walking along, and there happened to be a house that was going up in flames. Chuck Norris put the flames out by blowing on the fire.

this joke was so incredibly terrible

[Goldgross]

LMFAO this thread is so funny.

[Sandwich]

IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME!....Arceus said "Let There Be Pokemon!".....Chuck Norris said "Say Please"

Chuck Norris was able to evolve his Luvdisc into Alomomola by threatening it with a Roundhouse kick

Chuck Norris doesn't get OHKO'd ; OHKO gets Chuck Norris'd