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boyofrito
11-06-2010, 03:30 AM
boyofrito
VS
popsicle
(aka Jesus)

*11/5/10*


*this is my first warstory, btw*

my team:

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a6/Spr_4p_485.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5c/Spr_5b_248.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/42/Spr_4h_251.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.png

popsicle's team:

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0d/Spr_4p_482.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f9/Spr_4p_480.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/cb/Spr_4p_472.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5b/Spr_4d_376_s.png


boyofrito (me)'s chat in green
popsicle's chat in blue
my commentary in orange


Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle


popsicle sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
boyofrito sent out Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0d/Spr_4p_482.png
Machamp 100% Azelf 100%
Here we go. Most Azelfs are anti-lead Azelf, so i start with Payback, hoping he would attack me. And super effective, so its the best choice.
Azelf used Trick.
Azelf obtained Lum Berry!
Machamp obtained Choice Scarf!
Machamp used Payback.
It's super effective!
Azelf lost 100% of its health.
popsicle's Azelf fainted.

6 - 5

Payback worked, OHKOing Azelf. Yay. Moving on.

popsicle switched in Uxie (lvl 100 Uxie).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f9/Spr_4p_480.png
Machamp 100% Uxie 100%
boyofrito: dual screens eh?
popsicle is known for his dual screen Uxie. Im scarfed, but Payback is the right move anyway, so i just go for it.

Uxie used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Machamp used Payback.
It's super effective!
Uxie lost 28% of its health.
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Machamp 100% Uxie 72%
Just gotta keep hacking away on those screens.

popsicle: gliscorpassuxiescreen combo!
Uxie used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Machamp used Payback.
It's super effective!
Uxie lost 27% of its health.
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Machamp 100% Uxie 45%
I am predicting that now he has his dual screens, and now he will go to Gliscor

Uxie used Memento.
Machamp's attack was harshly lowered.
Machamp's special attack was harshly lowered.
Uxie lost 45% of its health.
popsicle's Uxie fainted.
Machamp used Payback.
But there was no target!
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f9/Spr_4p_480.png
Machamp 100% Uxie 0%

6 - 4

popsicle switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/cb/Spr_4p_472.png
Machamp 100% Gliscor 100%
I did not expect the Memento. I have never been against an Uxie before. So my Machamp is screwed. He did a Good job though, so i think I will stay in, just so he can get some damage on Gliscor.

Choice Scarf prohibits the use of this move.
popsicle: ?
boyofrito: i forgot you scarfed me lol
yeah, I was going to Ice Punch, but I forgot about that damn Scarf. I better switch into something else with Ice.

boyofrito switched in Posey (lvl 100 Starmie).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/cb/Spr_4p_472.png
Starmie 100% Gliscor 100%

Gliscor used Rock Polish.
Gliscor's speed was sharply raised.
Rock Polish Gliscor with dual screens up. This could be a pain. But he has a 4x weakness to ice, so i will go second, but still hit him decently hard.

popsicle: meh
popsicle: I do tend to do that
Gliscor used Swords Dance.
Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
Posey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The Yache Berry weakened Ice Beam's power!
Gliscor lost 39% of its health.
Gliscor was frozen solid!

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/cb/Spr_4p_472.png
Starmie 100% Gliscor 61%
This is very good. He is Itemless, frozen, and i have a 4x super effective move waiting for him.So what if he has +2 SPE and ATK. The ups will be gone in the next turn.

popsicle: aw frick
popsicle: seriously
boyofrito: **** sorry
popsicle: meh
popsicle: I may defrost
yeah right.

Gliscor was defrosted!
Gliscor used Baton Pass.

popsicle: see?
boyofrito: holy crap
popsicle: :D
boyofrito: are you jesus?
popsicle: yes!
This is when I realize, that I am battling Jesus Christ.

popsicle switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.png
Starmie 100% Scizor 100%

This Is bad. Technician (probably) Scizor with STAB Bullet Punch priority and (possible) Choice band AND =2 SPE and +2 ATK? And i already selected Ice Beam. This is NOT good.

Posey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 10% of its health.

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Starmie 100% Scizor 90%

Scizor used Swords Dance.
Scizor's attack was sharply raised.
Posey used Rapid Spin.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 1% of its health.
I might as well just Rapid Spin. Im going to die anyway. And now he has +2 SPE, and +4 ATK with priority? gg. so ill just switch into something that MAYBE. JUST MAYBE can take the hit.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.png
Starmie 100% Scizor 89%

boyofrito switched in SJP (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a6/Spr_4p_485.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.png
Heatran 100% Scizor 89%
Brace yourself for the sweep of a lifetime.

Scizor used Baton Pass.
popsicle switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a6/Spr_4p_485.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Heatran 100% Dragonite 100%
Now THAT was really ****** unexpected. I may have a chance now.
Dragonite's reflect wore off!
And with the screens wearing off, I could still have a very good chance.

popsicle: HELLO.
Dragonite used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
SJP lost 100% of its health.
boyofrito's SJP fainted.
Dragonite's light screen wore off!

5 - 4

Honestly, I was stupid. I thought I could outspeed a +2 SPE Dnite with a Scarftran. Wow.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a6/Spr_4p_485.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Heatran 0% Dragonite 100%

popsicle: rock polish swords dance swords dance
popsicle: .-.
popsicle: +2 speed
popsicle: +4 attack
boyofrito: oh yeah
popsicle: ayup

boyofrito switched in Posey (lvl 100 Starmie).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Starmie 100% Dragonite 100%

Dragonite used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Posey lost 100% of its health.
boyofrito's Posey fainted.

4 - 4

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/95/Spr_4h_121_s.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Starmie 0% Dragonite 100%
Okay im really getting screwed out the *** now. I was going for an Ice Beam, but He had Thunderpunch. **** me.

boyofrito switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Machamp 100% Dragonite 100%

Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
Machamp lost 100% of its health.
boyofrito's Machamp fainted.

3 - 4

Again, just ****. I was hoping for Payback, but no.
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d7/Spr_4h_068.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Machamp 0% Dragonite 100%

boyofrito switched in BlackDynamite (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5c/Spr_5b_248.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Tyranitar 100% Dragonite 100%

BlackDynamite's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Dragonite used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
BlackDynamite lost 100% of its health.
boyofrito's BlackDynamite fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Dragonite lost 6% of its health.

2 - 4

I was hoping for a Stone Edge, but now I am running out of options.
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5c/Spr_5b_248.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Tyranitar 0% Dragonite 94%

boyofrito switched in EventHorizon (lvl 100 Celebi).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/42/Spr_4h_251.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Celebi 100% Dragonite 88%

Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
EventHorizon lost 100% of its health.
boyofrito's EventHorizon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Dragonite lost 6% of its health.
I am now convinced I have lost. gg.
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/42/Spr_4h_251.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Celebi 0% Dragonite 82%

1 - 4

boyofrito switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a1/Spr_4h_149.png
Scizor 100% Dragonite 82%

boyofrito: gg
popsicle: maybe?
boyofrito: yarite
popsicle: if you have choice band
popsicle: perchance not
boyofrito: well i am banded
popsicle: go for the bullet punch!
popsicle: :\
boyofrito: but still

Scizor used Bullet Punch.
A critical hit!
Dragonite lost 88% of its health.
popsicle's Dragonite fainted.

1 - 3

The sandstorm rages.
I had been battling Jesus Christ the whole time.

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Scizor 100% Dragonite 0%

popsicle: I AM JESUS
boyofrito: I AM SO SORRY
popsicle: it's k
popsicle: XD
popsicle: it's all good
popsicle: that was awesome

popsicle switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
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Scizor 100% Metagross 100%/COLOR]
Its all over now, though. Im locked into Bullet punch, and he resists it. gg. for real now.

boyofrito: jesus
boyofrito: but im screwed now
boyofrito: gg
popsicle: ish
popsicle: yes
popsicle: gg
boyofrito: this would make a great warstory
popsicle: lol
popsicle: it would
popsicle: you should write it >:D
boyofrito: i would call it "battling jesus"
boyofrito: i will
popsicle: :)
popsicle: I am honored
boyofrito: im putting it on TU
boyofrito: gg
popsicle: ayup

Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 24% of its health.
Metagross used Earthquake.
Scizor lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5b/Spr_4d_376_s.png
Scizor 62% Metagross 76%/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]popsicle: don't go without a fight man
popsicle: maybe you'll crit
popsicle: :\
boyofrito: haha ya rite
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 24% of its health.
Metagross used Earthquake.
Scizor lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5b/Spr_4d_376_s.png
Scizor 24% Metagross 52%/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]popsicle: CRIT
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 23% of its health.
Metagross used Earthquake.
Scizor lost 24% of its health.
boyofrito's Scizor fainted.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e8/Spr_5b_212_m.pnghttp://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5b/Spr_4d_376_s.png
Scizor 0% Metagross 29%/COLOR]

popsicle wins!

[COLOR="green"]0 - 3

popsicle: guess not tho :P
boyofrito: awww
boyofrito: gg tho.
popsicle: anyways gg tho :D
popsicle: that was epic
boyofrito: gg.
popsicle: see ya man
boyofrito: jesus
popsicle: battle me in the near future
boyofrito: hell yes
popsicle: mhm
boyofrito: gg.
popsicle: yep
popsicle has left the room.









PROPS:
Machamp for OHKOing Azelf first turn
Machamp for rearing through the Dual Screens
Uxie for lowering my stats
Gliscor for being able to survive a 4x super effective attack if there wasn't a berry
Jesus for helping me crit 2/3 of the time
Starmie for freeze hax
Jesus for defrosting Gliscor
popsicle for incredible stat-ups BP chain
popsicle for being so kind in battle

SLOPS:
[COLOR="green"]Me for forgetting about the scarf
Me for killing off every member of my team except the one that could KO
Jesus for not giving me a crit at the end

Levankua
11-06-2010, 07:55 AM
Let he who is without sin cast the first sweep.

GarcianSmith
11-09-2010, 01:57 AM
I can't believe people still get wrecked by BP.


Tough luck broski.

bartozio37
11-09-2010, 03:13 PM
That's what happens when you don't break the chain i guess.
Istill gotta admit that this is one of the better bp teams i've ever seen though.

HOTROD
12-03-2010, 09:07 AM
props for first warstory, I enjoyed and liked the nice layout. I gotta say but a few stupid moves like rapid spin xD