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Uzi
06-12-2012, 08:20 PM
Alright, you know how it works. You throw out a cheesy pick-up line to see if it impresses the person below you.

I'll start!

Hey there, are you a McDonalds? Because I'd order everything off of your menu.

SFB
06-12-2012, 09:15 PM
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Yeah I got that from Johnny Test

Kamex
06-12-2012, 09:48 PM
Are you a pokemon? because I want to peek-at-chu!

Xerodragon12
06-13-2012, 12:08 AM
unfortunately, all the ones I got are WAY too inappropriate for this forums

Starry
06-13-2012, 03:44 AM
Guys were supposed to see if it impresses the person after you.
Are you a goddess, because your as hot as Moegami!

The Arrow
06-15-2012, 02:46 PM
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Uzi
06-15-2012, 10:50 PM
Do you want to know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Ayra
06-16-2012, 10:05 PM
R U a keyboard, cuz i kan press yo buttons

Starry
06-17-2012, 08:02 AM
I really hope I dont JYNX this but Id like to say. You ATTRACT me then you BLASTOISE ME AWAY! My love for you is bigger than a SNORLAX. I wont be TENTACRUEL so baby you can relax. Anyone know where thats from?

Christian
06-17-2012, 12:42 PM
Haha..

Do you belive in love in first sight? Cause if not, ill just walk past you again.

Patriot
06-17-2012, 03:42 PM
Are you on Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for.

YEAAAH!

Xerodragon12
06-27-2012, 06:52 PM
Excuse me, miss? are you Reimu Hakurei, because I'll make your nights imperishable
(there's more touhou pick up lines where that came from)

Zachgoose
06-27-2012, 06:52 PM
I'm not actually this tall; I just have a bad habit of sitting on my wallet.

Xerodragon12
06-27-2012, 06:55 PM
Ma'am, are you Toyosamimi no Miko? because You're number one of my Ten Desires

DeMrTeunio
06-27-2012, 07:14 PM
Your parents are criminals. They stole all the stars of the sky and placed them in your eyes.

I'm having a party in my mouth. Do you feel like coming?

MiniTapp
06-27-2012, 08:20 PM
My actual pickup line for my current girlfriend was a politically incorrect joke related to 9/11. Seriously.

Uzi
06-27-2012, 09:03 PM
My actual pickup line for my current girlfriend was a politically incorrect joke related to 9/11. Seriously.

I love you.

Xerodragon12
06-27-2012, 09:05 PM
Excuse me miss? Are you Yuyuko Saigyouji? because You are a Perfect Cherry Blossom

vulpixisawesome
06-28-2012, 08:30 PM
Someone call a doctor! This woman has just had a terrible fall from heaven!

And the rest I got are all inappropriate XP

Xerodragon12
06-29-2012, 12:36 AM
Excuse me? Are you Sanae Kochiya? because I got a Mountain of Faith right here.

Sishihala
06-29-2012, 12:39 AM
Do you have a quarter? I have to call my parents and tell them I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

Pokekinz101
06-29-2012, 10:10 PM
Charmander are red Squirtles are blue. Out of the 649,I choose you!

Xerodragon12
06-29-2012, 11:00 PM
Excuse me? Seiga Kaku? I might not be a jiang-shi, and my arms might not be stiff, but something else is. Can you help?

Missingno
06-30-2012, 01:19 AM
My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Xerodragon12
06-30-2012, 01:48 AM
Um...Are you Kirisame Marisa? Because I think you just stole my Precious Thing!

For those who are wondering, I'm referencing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns

TheMasterLink10
07-25-2012, 03:21 AM
Are you a baby, cause' I'll shake your rattle....LOL