Kill The Ant!

[sonriopoby123]

I didn't see it anywhere, so here are the rules:
The objective is kill an ant that everyone wants to kill in the most ridiculous ways.
When someone tries to kill it, you stop in a ridiculous way also.
Example:
Person 1:I vaporize the ant!
Person 2:I freeze you, there fore stopping you in mid-kill. I burn the ant with my flamethrower!
And so on.
I'll start simple: I step on the ant.

[Shadowknight]

I burn the ant with a magnifying glass.

[Patriot]

I give the ant an anti-sunlight exoskeleton before you can burn it.
I force the ant to watch mediocre romantic comedies with particularly strong female lead characters.

[Xerodragon12]

I prevent you from putting in the DVDs, and show the ant Rebecca Black's "Friday"

[sonriopoby123]

I force you to watch it while I blindfold the ant.
I place the ant in a spider's web.

[Bookmaniac]

I free the ant. I read Twilight to the Ant.

[Xerodragon12]

I smack the book out of your hands. I slice the ant with a giant katana

[whiffet]

I use a chainsaw to cut your arms off. I throw the ant into the middle of a busy forum's flamewar about -insert controversial subject of your choice here- and convince the mods that it was the ant's fault.

[sonriopoby123]

I have the mods think it was you.
I have the ant participate in the Hunger Games.

[Dakota]

The Forcefield is broken. I eat the ant.

[Starry]

I replace the ant with an ice cream shape ant. I put the ant unremoveble headphones and put on JB and go under my pillow just in case.

[Gold beats silver]

i blow up the headphones

i throw him in a pit with spikes

[Starry]

I use logic and since the spikes are even, the ant doesnt die (why do we want to kill him THIS baddly?). I crush him in front of evertbody.

[Umbrony]

I use my psychic powers to pull the ant out of the way and you step on Eyan's toe instead.

I drop the ant in an electrical socket.

[Davismt]

I caused a power outage before you dropped him in.

I throw the ant in a REAL ACTIVE volcano

[Starry]

The volcano stops before you throw it in and the lava turns to stone. I trap the ant inside a indestructeble TV.

[Xerodragon12]

Everything's got a weakness. Using extreme engineering logic, I develop something to destroy your once indestructable TV and free the ant, only to tie it to a rocket and send it to Pluto

[sonriopoby123]

I go up into space to free the ant and take it back to earth using my superhuman powers.
I summon the Tails Doll onto the ant.

[Shiningbolt]

I lure the Tails Doll away with a bacon sandwich and a hotdog with Sonic's face taped to it.
I throw the ant into a torture chamber.

[sonriopoby123]

The torture chamber is to big for the ant to get hurt by, so it gets out.
I have a Purple Pikmin squish the ant.

(Don't you mean Tails's face?)

[Shantae]

Pretty Interesting.

I'll do the simple way, have Bowser come and spit out fire random for entire 5 Mins and burn the ant that I place in. xD

Edited #1 - Forgetting the Purple Pikmin, put in fake ant (box) contains sharp needles and hurt the Purple Pikmin. (I tried, and Purple Pikmin are strong.)

[sonriopoby123]

And how did you stop my Purple Pikmin?

[Gold beats silver]

i click the switch that drops the bridge and i save the ant before it falls

i throw him in a black hole in space HA! LETS SEE WHO WILL DARE GO SAVE HIM

[Dakota]

I use unbreakable rope and jump in to save him. I send the Angry Birds on him.

[Gold beats silver]

i block him with unbreakable wall. i throw him in a cheeseburger that somebody is about to eat

[Dakota]

I smack the cheeseburger out of their hands. I send a wolf to rip it to shreds.

[sonriopoby123]

I distract the wolf with a female wolf.
I throw the ant into a volcano.

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

I use a M-76 Revenant with Cryo Ammo and fire it at the volcano to freeze it
I use Black Widow Sniper Rifle with Warp Ammo and fire it at the ant to send it into the air

[sonriopoby123]

Haha, my plan went perfectly...
I give the ant a exoskeleton that blocks off bullets.
I have Pinkie Pie bake the ant.

[Gamersaiyan4]

I would give the ant an umbrella (like one of those tiny ones in cartoons)and then I would shoot it with a nucleon shock cannon and send its ashes to the Bermuda triangle

[UbersSuck20]

The nucleon shock cannon backfires and sends you on the Sky Pillar.

I hire Tubba Blubba to smash the ant, and one part goes into its body, whereas the other one is throwed in the washing mashine.

[Starry]

I just destroy tubba blubba. He cant fight remember. I just control the ant making him fall off cliffs, then give him a leash and take him around with me as a pet! Then kill it eventually

[UbersSuck20]

Only to get revived by the Stars.

However I take the Contour Pro and kill it.