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The Arrow
07-02-2012, 07:27 PM
Basically you think of any dumb question that you can answer with common sense, but instead you come up with a dumb answer! Post a dumb answer to the previous dumb question and then make up a dumb question. Sounds simple enough, right? Make sure to be somewhat creative so that way it's fun! I'll start...

Why can't grass be blue?

Shadowknight
07-02-2012, 07:34 PM
Because nature can't change the color of grass.
Why do we need to go to sleep?

The Arrow
07-02-2012, 07:35 PM
Because we hate living during the nighttime.

Why is Mario red and Luigi green?

Shantae
07-02-2012, 07:39 PM
Because Mario makes italian pizza and Luigi is so god person than Mario.
Why do we hate Eyan (SS)?

The Arrow
07-02-2012, 08:51 PM
Because we don't dislike him.

Why are most computers black?

Bookmaniac
07-02-2012, 11:26 PM
They want to be black.
Why am I sleeping?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 12:21 AM
Because you hate having your eyes open.

Why is the sun yellow?

Missingno
07-03-2012, 12:23 AM
because it was invented in asia

why are dogs not cats?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 12:28 AM
Because cats cannot bark.

Why is paper white?

Davismt
07-03-2012, 12:37 AM
Because it's not black.

Why do we have eyes?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 02:05 AM
Because we hate running into people.

Why is water sometimes cold and sometimes hot?

Gold beats silver
07-03-2012, 02:14 AM
because it wants you to burn or freeze

why do we live?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 02:20 AM
Because we make everything around us grow.

Why do we go to the bathroom?

Dakota
07-03-2012, 02:41 AM
Becuase our pipes are clogged. Do fish sleep?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 02:51 AM
Only when they're older.

Does time really mean anything?

X!!
07-03-2012, 06:55 AM
It doesn't mean anything if you're an emo.

How do you throw a stone?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 02:21 PM
You throw a stone with a glass of water.

Why do we watch TV?

Starry
07-03-2012, 02:28 PM
Because we need to have a place for our yes to get a break.
Why can my dog fly ( I'm not joking she once jumped off the tabel and she flew to the other side of the room o_0

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 02:34 PM
Because of the bars around her helping her fly.

Why is there a yellow line in the middle of the road?

Starry
07-03-2012, 02:36 PM
So the road isn't lonely.
Why can't I fly?

shinycharizard
07-03-2012, 02:47 PM
Cause ur a pikachu
Why isnt the master sword real

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 02:54 PM
Because our world isn't "The Legend of Zelda."

Why do people spend countless hours on the computer?

Kennyftw
07-03-2012, 03:02 PM
because they think they can eat computers
how come dogs can fly?

Triplewolf
07-03-2012, 03:19 PM
Because Africa eats dog wings.
Taco, nacho, pavement?

WarCaptain1
07-03-2012, 04:16 PM
Zelda.. If I drink red bull will I get wings?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 05:34 PM
No, you will turn into a red bull.

Why does it rain?

Shadowknight
07-03-2012, 08:02 PM
It's rains because nature is there. Why my sister won't go away?

The Arrow
07-03-2012, 09:10 PM
Because she wants to be a boy.

Why are there colors?

Shadowknight
07-03-2012, 09:18 PM
Colors helps us fufill our world.
Why do we live in a dumb place?

The Arrow
07-04-2012, 01:02 AM
Because wood can't have any intelligence.

Why does electricity shock people?

Dakota
07-04-2012, 02:02 AM
Beacause it's surprising. Do pigs fly?

Gold beats silver
07-04-2012, 02:04 AM
only if its their angel

can black holes blow up with missiles?

Austin
07-04-2012, 03:17 AM
yes because they are bros.
what is 2+2?

Blivsey
07-04-2012, 03:55 AM
I dunno, but let's ask Google! (http://******.com/?q=2%2B2)

Why is math no longer an easy subject for me?

The Arrow
07-04-2012, 03:21 PM
Because you don't know how to add.

What would happen if Chuck Norris died?

howcrowhunter
07-07-2012, 12:19 AM
so many people would be unkilled!
why is why is the sky blue?

Gold beats silver
07-07-2012, 12:23 AM
cuz nature wants it to be like that

what happens if the whole universe gets sucked up by a huge black hole

Shadowknight
07-07-2012, 01:01 AM
Then we become nonexistence.
Why does the Lavender Town Theme song sound so creepy?

SFB
07-07-2012, 01:02 AM
Why is my foot green and not purple?

TheMasterLink10
07-25-2012, 02:54 AM
Because our foreheads were lonely.

Why do doors have knobs?

Dakota
07-28-2012, 02:24 PM
Because their sknobby!!!
Why do I have such bad puns?

UbersSuck20
07-29-2012, 07:24 AM
Because Arceus said so.

WHY DOESN'T MAGIKARP GET WONDER GUARD??

poppop1221221
07-29-2012, 07:27 AM
Because Arceus said so.

WHY DOESN'T MAGIKARP GET WONDER GUARD??
because magikarp is dumb and not smart and not talented
why are the sky blue?

DeMrTeunio
07-29-2012, 07:35 AM
Because it's always gray where I live.

Why are bananas curvy?

Dakota
07-29-2012, 03:47 PM
So they can smile easily. Where does Champy live?

shinygallade
07-29-2012, 11:39 PM
Champy live with the champions.

Why am I god?

shadowdude
07-29-2012, 11:48 PM
because your not jesus

why does kyo love ss

Charizardflyer
07-29-2012, 11:49 PM
Because um..... how im i spossed to know?!?

Why do peolpe ask weird things?

SuperSceptile
07-30-2012, 02:44 AM
because the world runs like that.
How did i get into this thread?

Charizardflyer
07-30-2012, 02:56 AM
By clicking on it.

What is this pokemon (zangoose) ?

Mizuki
07-30-2012, 03:20 AM
Me.
What is under your bed?

Charizardflyer
07-30-2012, 03:28 AM
Boxs of shoes.

What was the titanic?

sonriopoby123
07-30-2012, 04:25 AM
A ship.
Why did I post here?

Charizardflyer
07-30-2012, 04:29 AM
You wanted to post.


Why am i a very good reader?

Giratina720
07-30-2012, 05:18 AM
Because you read so much
Why is my brother abducted by singing? (no seriously he is abducted to it!)

Mizuki
07-31-2012, 02:35 AM
The Singing space ship flew in and noticed what a lovely voice your brother had. They graciously abducted- I mean invited him to their home world where he continues to cantillate for the Singing king in his royal Singing choir.
How should I get rid of my headache?

ThugKing25
07-31-2012, 06:44 AM
Take a few pills.

If 9 is the answer, what is the question?

TheMasterLink10
07-31-2012, 03:22 PM
White and Red.

Why can't I ever get a girlfriend? XD

Memefreak
08-01-2012, 04:50 AM
Because you can't talk, Link, so therefore you can't ask a girl out.

Why is the Sun yellow?

Starry
08-01-2012, 06:49 AM
Actually Link can talk, but I wont answer that question.
Anyway, Ammaterasu wanted it to be yellow. Its her favorite color.
Since I dont think this was answered, why is Lavender Town's music so creepy?

ThugKing25
08-01-2012, 09:08 AM
Because it tries to be as scary as the Hunter from Dead Space

What is your PIN number

The Arrow
08-01-2012, 10:58 AM
The exact opposite of your PIN number.

Why are red shirts scared of blue shirts?

BreeZaps
08-01-2012, 02:02 PM
Cause they have nonthing else better to do.

Why is SS in love with kyo when kyo is not in love with SS?

TheMasterLink10
08-01-2012, 03:20 PM
waitwaitwaitiseewatudidtherenotreallyimjustadorkwa itwait WHAT!? SS loves Kyo!? Well, Kyo loves Eyan!

Why are The Beatles so awesome?

Starry
08-02-2012, 08:23 AM
Cause they are!

If birds can fly why cant I?

What where N's parents on when they named him?

EpicCh33se
08-02-2012, 08:45 AM
Weed Oddish. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRXk_zK-Ccw)

Why is there a spaceship pulling Atlantis out into space and planting it on the moon?

Starry
08-02-2012, 08:48 AM
WHO TOLD YOU THAT!??!?!

Why isnt anyone on the chatbox?

Shadowknight
08-02-2012, 09:26 AM
Becuase people are not in the early morning.

Why did Red have to share a theme with Lance?

Starry
08-02-2012, 09:32 AM
Because their equal in song awesomeness.

Why is it so easy to make a book?

Memefreak
08-02-2012, 05:36 PM
Because people make it for you.

Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?

newsupermariobros
08-03-2012, 01:10 PM
Because they want to fool you.Why do you go to school?

Mizuki
08-03-2012, 11:19 PM
I go to school because being surrounded by obnoxious groups of those of lesser intellect and getting force-fed information through an instructor you could care less about giving an audience to at the wee hours of the morning is a really good idea.
Are you still there?

ThugKing25
08-03-2012, 11:35 PM
Because he's too lazy to stay at home.

What are you watching

Kyoits
08-10-2012, 12:43 AM
Nothing

Why does Capcom suck

Dragonslayer
08-10-2012, 02:12 AM
Because your mom

Why does the sun go around the earth?

Charizardflyer
08-11-2012, 12:18 AM
It doesnt.


Why did DRAGONBALLCHAMPION say: Why does Capcom suck?

Tropius the Tank
08-12-2012, 04:01 AM
Because he felt like it.
Why are the elements not elepants?

ThugKing25
08-17-2012, 01:59 AM
Because not even steven hawking doesn't know that answer

Why do people like Naruto?

newsupermariobros
08-19-2012, 06:36 PM
Because they can.Why is bowser a bozo?

UbersSuck20
08-19-2012, 06:45 PM
Because Mario trounces him.

Why is Luigi scared of a Goomba?

Pokekinz101
08-19-2012, 06:57 PM
Because he just is.

Why do we talk?

UbersSuck20
08-19-2012, 07:32 PM
Because Arceus said so.
What's the difference between water and coke?

Tropius the Tank
08-23-2012, 01:10 AM
What difference?
Should SS do a nuzlocke?

Ayra
08-25-2012, 06:36 AM
he already did

whats the difference between an arm and a leg

Dragonite
08-25-2012, 02:29 PM
A nose.

Why do we read Shakespeare?

X!!
08-25-2012, 03:14 PM
Why not?

Why do people even like pink?

Tuxy
08-25-2012, 03:49 PM
Because it's manly, that's why

Why do people say X should go to bed? He totally should

ThugKing25
08-30-2012, 11:38 PM
So he can catch some Zs (yay for bad puns)

Is Australia better than England?

Dragonite
08-30-2012, 11:53 PM
What's Australia? Is that a kind of food?

If A = 5 and B = 3 and C = A - B, then what the heck is D?

Charizardflyer
08-31-2012, 12:41 AM
Is that math? Idk the answer to that.


Next:
Why i am a good student?

Giratina720
08-31-2012, 12:45 AM
Because you don't even go to detention.

Why is detention that bad?

Dragonite
08-31-2012, 12:50 AM
Because they don't let you play Pokémon in it.

Why must flowers exist?

Giratina720
08-31-2012, 02:12 AM
Because bees wants some pollen.

Why is math so easy and why?

Dragonite
08-31-2012, 02:24 AM
Because the math gods were too lazy to give us something harder.

Why am I having trouble thinking up more dumb questions?

Hellwaker
08-31-2012, 03:06 AM
Because you are too dumb?
When sliding a heavy crate along the ground you need to overcome friction.
If the frictional force acting against a crate is -110 N. One man pushes the crate with a force of +100 N
What happens?

In other words what happens if the laws of physics breaks?

Dragonite
08-31-2012, 03:21 AM
Fix them with duct tape.

Why is my desk such a mess?

Giratina720
08-31-2012, 03:25 AM
Because your teacher gave you a note that said "CLEAN UP THIS MESS"

Why is my avatar with yuma being like disappointed?

Hellwaker
08-31-2012, 03:26 AM
Because you used all your duct tape fixing the laws of physics and couldn't fix your coffee machine to make coffee to get you to be bother to do anything eles.
Why do i always make things harder than they are?

Dragonite
08-31-2012, 04:00 PM
Because it's summer and you don't have anything better to do.

What will I eat for lunch?

Tuxy
08-31-2012, 04:06 PM
Food

Why do I go to school?

DeMrTeunio
08-31-2012, 04:26 PM
Because school won't come to you.

Why am I not American?

Austin
09-08-2012, 05:13 AM
Because I just broke the dead thread

Why are my allergies acting up?

newsupermariobros
09-16-2012, 01:49 PM
Because it wants to be.

Why are pokemon not existing

Dragonite
09-16-2012, 02:03 PM
Because Arceus didn't feel like making any.

Why am I so lazy today?