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Umbrony
07-10-2012, 01:17 AM
Let me know if I should continue. It's more of an adventure comedy thing.
(ignore all the symobol (*) here. I'm too lazy to remove them anymore. -__-)


It was a dark and stormy night.
The black haired male whooshed through the halls, his white cape flowing behind him. He squinted to see through the darkness of the castle.
He passed stone statues and huge pictures hanging on the walls in beautiful guilted gold frames.
The halls seemed to get longer and more dark at every turn.
' No... I've got to get away from IT...' The man thought.
No matter how fast he forced his legs to carry him, the halls seemed endless.
Suddenly, there was a boom of thunder, and a flash of lightning.
He started to run, *just wanting to see some light in the cold stony hallways of the castle.
Suddenly, there was a whooshing wind, and the roof disappeared.
A huge hand reached down to him.
" I've been waiting for you, Noah... It is your time... TO DIE!"
The scream was cut off in his throat as a blinding light engulfed him.
" NOOOOOOOO!!"


In the waking world, the black haired man shot up in his bed, yelling.
And then he realized.
" I-It was a dream."
This was the sixth one this week. These dreams had to stop.
He stretched, and ran a hand through his hair.
" They aren't even about me. My name isn't Noah. It's Emile. Emile is my name."
But... Even he had to admit.
The man in his dreams appearance was exactly like his. What other explanation was there?
But... Why was he dreaming such things?
And what connection did they have to him in the waking world?
" I-I can't do this. I need chocolate."
Emile climbed out of his bed, not bothering to even make it, and he trudged down the stairs to prepare some hot chocolate.

" ...mily..."
A faint voice broke into Emily's dream of eating a bathtub full of cotton candy.
She raised her hand, and swat at the sound.
" Wha-- go away..."
Suddenly, the warm bed under her was gone to be replaced by carpet.
She opened her eyes to see her twin Kyoshiro over her, hands out, showing she'd clearly shoved her out of her bed.
" Get your lazy butt up. I command you."
Emily knew Kyo meant business, and since she was right most of the time. She just got up off the floor, brushing her shirt off and adjusting her shorts.
" Kyo, you meanie..." she grumbled under her breath.
" I heard that. You should know by now these ears miss nothing. I was gonna make your bed, but scratch that. I'm going to make something to eat for breakfast. We've got to go over to our aunt Lyra's house today."
Emily facepalmed.
" I forgot about that... I don't wanna go over there... That lady is CRAY-CRAY."
Kyo smirked. " I couldn't agree more."
Then, their dad, Xero's voice came from downstairs.
" Girls! Remember to pack your things after breakfast. I have to go to Atlanta on a business trip. Me and Eyan are meeting at the airport. Kyo, don't start," he added, as if he saw Kyo's eyes flash with rage from where he was.
" Hmph! You wish. I hate that bumbling idiot."
Kyo stamped out of Emily's room, slamming the door behind her.
" Hehe... Tsun-Dere..." Emily chuckled.
" If you climb back in that bed, sis, prepare for the cold water. And besides, I'm not the Yan-Dere freak here. You're too friendly!" she flung these parting words over her shoulder.
Emily, knowing Kyo was a woman of her word, stood and began to make her bed.

" LYRA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DOG??!!?"
Red glared at the woman in he nightgown in front of him. His long red hair was blowing in the breeze from the ceiling fan above them in the kitchen.
Red was Lyra's cousin, by the way. Long story.
Lyra looked at her brother innocently.
" I ain't did nothing. Whatchoo mean?" she smirked at him, almost making fun of him.
" Don't you DARE play dumb with me woman! What's wrong with my dog?"
Red was already a fiery hot spirit already. And when mixed with his un-blood-related rivals randomly sparking spirit...
Let's say that wasn't a good mix.
" what's wrong with the dog, Reddy? What happened?" Lyra asked, batting her lashes at him in the most innocent precious way possible to get under his skin.
" GRRR! I go outside to check on him when he wasn't barking, and I find him sprawled out under a tree, dead! I had that dog since I was a little boy, Lyra! You know-- You know he was my best friend!"
Red seemed to be furious. Heck, past furious.
" you wanna know the truth, Red?" She asked.
" Heck. YEAH. Tell me before I set this place on fire." he hissed.
"alright. Your dog wouldn't stop barking, so I gave him some of those prescription pills of my nana's."
Red gasped, and his eyes seemed to glow aflame.
"By 'SOME' how many?" he snarled, unsheathing his claws.
" Oh... About twenty."
Lyra held up an empty pill bottle.
"! You're going straight to he-- You know where!" Red desperately hung on to his temper.
Lyra tossed the bottle aside.
" whatever. I wont be alone. I'll be sitting right next to that dog of yours. I know he's feeling good now... Aroof."
Lyra raised a hand, imitating a strung out dog on meds.
Red bared his fangs.
" WHATEVER. You're still paying for burial costs!"
Lyra chuckled and opened her purse.*
" Gladly. How much?"
" Three-Thousand bucks." Red smugly crossed his arms.
" what? Please! What you doin, putting him in a tomb of gold? I buried my husband, for eighteen dollars!"
" What--"
" Tell you what. I'll give you a shovel, and a shoebox so we can bury him in the backyard. You can visit him every Christmas and put bones on his grave or something."
" But--" Red protested.
" That's my offer."
Red glared at her, before snarling;*
" FINE!"
He stormed out of the house, muttering bloody murder, leaving a smirking Lyra.

" -- But I never met one like you!"
Eyan was on his skateboard, Riding to the airport to meet Xero.
He had his iPod in his ears, and was singing alone to the song 'Nothin Better' by Ne-Yo. Don't ask why.
Eyan suddenly passed a Stand that was giving away free samples of the new bacon Whopper at burger king.
" Ooh la la! that does sound rather tasty, seeing I didn't have the time to eat before I left..."
And so it began.
Eyan went up, and got his first sample.
As he bit into the burger, his eyes widened.
" HOLY FREAK. I. MUST. HAVE. MOARRRRR!!!"
He suddenly had an idea.
He saw an old lady walking down the sidewalk. He walked in front of her, glaring at her.
" If you wanna live, give me your clothes."

Eyan stayed at that stand for thirty minutes, using disguise after disguise to get free burgers. After fifty good ones, he was stuffed.
He fell on the curb, not caring if they noticed who he was now.
Suddenly, a Blue Mercedes-Benz rolled up.
Eyan facepalmed, imediately recognizing the driver.
Xero rolled down the window, glaring at Eyan.
" You. freakin. Idiot. I have kids to drop off. And here you are, bloated on a curb."
As Xero lectured him, he saw Emily and Kyo in the backseat, Emily waving, and Kyo giving him one of her famous death glares she was known for.
"-- In the backseat... Or we'll be late."
Eyan just realized what Xero was telling him.
" Uh, no. I can't get in there." Eyan gulped.
" You have to. You've wasted too much time already."
" seriously buddy. I'll uh, ride in the trunk." Eyan stammered.
" Get your bloated, greedy rear in my car."
As Eyan reluctantly climbed in, Kyo knocked her sister in front of her.
" No. He is NOT sitting near me." she hissed.
Emily gulped.
" Yes, Kyo..."
She sat next to him instead, gulping at the tension between her sister and Eyan.
Xero slammed the gas, and they shot to their aunt Lyra's house.

*Kyo gulped and knocked on the door.*
* " Can you believe the NERVE Eyan had to try and sit next to me in that car?"*
She hissed at her sister.
*' he wasn't exactly next to you... You threw me in the line of fire...' Emily thought.
*" I HEARD THAT!" Kyo snapped back.
* " Wait... Kyo, what exactly happened between you two?" Emily asked gently.
*She twirled on her, fangs bared.
*" Do me a favor. Stay out of my business, Sis."
* Lyra opened the door.
*"-- I dun told them dang tax collectors to leave me the heck alone... I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!"
* She dumped a whole bucket of water on Kyo and Emily.
*Kyo gasped as her aunt Lyra came into focus.
* " What-- is your PROBLEM???" Kyo snarled.
Emily inched behind her sister, squeezing her wet shirt out.
* " BLEAH. Uhm, hey Auntie..." she said nervously.
* *" Oh, hey Emile and Key! How are ya!?"*
*Xero got out of the car, and walked up to the porch, a pained smile on his face.
* " Dad! Why are you making Us stay here! I HATE YOU!" Kyo yelled angrily.
*Lyra gasped. " Did-Did she just say she Hate--"
* * " You suck!" Kyo growled.
*Lyra raised both her eyebrows, clearly bewildered. She laughed.
*" She suck-- Her dad-- never mind. Hehe in MY HOUSE?"
Shadow walked up, and looked past The twins and their dad at Eyan, who was leaning on the car.
*" Lyra goin kill that little girl..!" he whispered, locking eyes with Eyan, while motioning at Kyo.
* *Eyan sighed, and covered his face with his hand.*
*" Look. Things between me and Kyo aren't so good now. If she and her sister needs me though, I don't have a choice but to help." he whispered.
*Shadow and Eyan had some Telepathy junk goin on, so they heard each other.*
*Shadow nodded, and went back into the house.
* *

BreeZaps
07-10-2012, 01:34 AM
Wow now THIS is going to be a good story :D Keep it up!

Davismt
07-10-2012, 01:36 AM
Cool story! It's really interesting! Hope you continue! Keep up the awesome work.

Minntul
07-10-2012, 01:39 AM
>Aunt lyra

10/10 great story, please continue.

Dabottle
07-10-2012, 02:14 AM
red didn't say moo this is unrealistic 0/10

I'm enjoying it so far! Good luck in the future!

Red
07-10-2012, 02:16 AM
Lyra is my sister? Unrealistic, I haven't killed myself yet. -5/10

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 02:18 AM
Red, I'm sorry. XD

Is that better? No blood relation.

Red
07-10-2012, 02:34 AM
Red, I'm sorry. XD

Is that better? No blood relation.

How about no relations at all :V.

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 02:37 AM
How about no relations at all :V.

No relations, Red. There. XD

Stupid quote marks. :<

Bookmaniac
07-10-2012, 03:18 AM
I like the part from where the story began to where it ended. I love the humour! 1000000/10

Red
07-10-2012, 03:31 AM
No relations, Red. There. XD

Stupid quote marks. :<

Thanks, and it all sounds good far. Keep it up.

Shantae
07-10-2012, 04:17 AM
I have only to say, Good story Emily! I had some laughs in some parts! Keep it up, your doing it great!!!

Shadowknight
07-10-2012, 07:20 AM
Keep up the great work Emily. I'll even give rep to you if you finish the story.

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 01:30 PM
Alright. People, the fic is getting long. I have to put this in another box.

*" alright... This is your room... Where you two will be um, sleeping..."
*Lyra was showing them around the house they'd seen millions of times.
*" Yeah... We know..." Kyo sighed, and waved her hand.
* * " Don't get smart with me little girl. I will not hesitate to get my stick and--"*
*Emily interrupted.*
*" No... She didn't mean it, aunt Lyra..."*
* " Emile, stay out of grown folk business, now! No one asked you!" Lyra commanded.
* *Emily inched behind her sister.
* " I will allow no boys in my house--GET OUT,"*
*Lyra didn't get to finish her sentence as Eyan was coming in.
* *" Let me get my purse! Just let me get-- WHEN WE COME IN HERE WE KNOCK, EYAN!!"
* Eyan flinched, and held his hands up.
*" I'm-I'm sorry! Just don't shoot me again! The car broke down. Xero sent me back to see if I can get some water for it."
* Lyra picked her purse up, and stood beside the stairs going upstairs.
* *" In the bathroom, upstairs."
*Eyan gulped. "Could you-- move first?"
*" I'm not gonna shoot ya! Just go upstairs!" Lyra demanded.
* " But-- Why cant I go in the kitchen!?"*
*" Because I said so! Now get your butt upstairs before I change my mind and you get no water."
* *Eyan slowly walked past her, and shot up the stairs.*
* Lyra walked upstairs after him, laughing.
*" See, was it that bad, Eyan?" her voice faded upstairs.
*Kyo clenched her fists, and bared her fangs.*
*" Is she going to hurt Eyan? I won't let anyone but ME lay a hand or bullet on that gas bag." she growled.
* " No, we'll stop her! We won't let her lay a hand on him--!" Emily broke off as Kyo flung on her.
*" You don't understand! You don't know Eyan like I do, MiMi. you just met him a few days ago! If it weren't for me showing you the videos we were eight-- we're thirteen now-- you wouldn't even know who 'SuperSkarmory' is! I'm not a fangirl. Eyan... He means a lot to me, okay?"
For a second, she glared at her sister.
" Tell anyone I said that, I won't HAVE a twin as far as your existence is concerned."
* Kyo then shot her a look of distress.*
*" Do me a favor. If you want to help me, I'll let you know when I need back up. For now, just let me do my thing, okay? I do better alone."
* Emily nodded.
*" I-I see. Yes, Kyo. I'm here for you, if it means anything."
*The sisters hugged, but a brief second later, a gunshot rung out upstairs.
* Eyan came running down, and shot out of the door, the bucket he had to get the water over his head.*
*" GAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID I DO???"
* Lyra ran downstairs and shot after him, holding a pistol.
* " What's wrong? I thought SuperBird feared none!"
Kyo pushed Emily out of the way, glaring at her.*
*" Stay. the freak. Here. Let ME handle this."
*" You can't phase in front of all these people, Kyo! Dad told us not to--" Emily gasped.
*" SCREW DAD! he's the one making us stay in this he-- you-know-what hole!"
* *Kyo shot from the door, before getting on all fours.
*She shot across the lawns at an inhuman speed.
*' Sometimes, I wanna enter the Olympics to see the other runners expressions as I blow past them.' she thought, as she began to transform, not caring who saw.
Her hands and feet transformed into heavy paws pounding the pavement.
fur began to sprout, covering her, and her face became the muzzle and snout of a wolf.
* She lept in the the street, and bounded over the hood of a car, the driver looking at her astounded.
*Then, she disappeared *into the woods, after Lyra and Eyan.*

* Tainers sighed, and stared into his fish tank.
*" I don't get it... Every time I get fish... They die... And I want more than just a tiny cameo in this story..."
* He put his head down on his furret plushie.
* His room was painted blue, had a sizable bed, and posters of various things adjourned the walls.
* A knock was heard on the door.
* " come in..!" Tainers sighed.
* EmoJirachi, Tainers lovable, sweet Niece stepped in.
* " Hay-hey Tainers! Whatcha doin?" she grinned.
*" Nothing. I'm doing what I'm best at; being completely bored."
*" meh. Hey look what I found!"
*Jirachi unsheathed Xero's brush sword.
* Tainers shot up, and pressed against the wall.
* " Wh-Where the heck d-did you get that..?" he stuttered, clearly terrified.
*" This? Oh I took it when he wasn't looking. Hey, what happens when I do this..!"
* Jirachi drew the Chinese symbol for ice.
* " Wait no--!"
*Tainers' warning was cut Short, as a cold wind blew through his room, freezing everything over, then a hard blizzard swirled in the middle of the room.
* " D-Darn YOU, Ji-Ji--!!!" Tainers choked out, as they were blown through the wall out of the room.

Shadowknight
07-10-2012, 01:45 PM
Hah! Funny Eyan almost got shot from Lyra. Any mods or admins can edit this post or delete it.

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 01:49 PM
It's just a fanfic for fun. They won't edit it... I hope. I worked hard. XD I can edit it if they have a problem. XD I'm trying to make Kyo the main character besides me.

Starry
07-10-2012, 02:14 PM
10/10 That was great!

X!!
07-10-2012, 03:14 PM
Here's my rating, Emily - IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!/10

Keep up the good work! :D

(BTW, if you plan on adding anyone else to your story, then you should probably ask for their permission...)

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 04:46 PM
Cutscene- Take one- WHADDAYA MEAN IM TOO CLOSE TO MY MAMA????!?




" Yeah. I've been having weird dreams... And I don't know what they mean, man."
*Emile was sitting across a table, with a guy who claimed his name was Zach.
* " Hm. What are they about?" Zach asked, keeping a solid icy gaze on him from across the table.
* Emile explained the dreams.
*Zach looked thoughtful. Then he snapped his fingers.
*" Aha! I know your problem!" he declared.
*Emile lept up.*
*" You do? Tell me!"
*" Well. You're too close to your mother." Zach Laid down his verdict.
*"... WHUT." Emile's jaw dropped.
* " Yes. I'm serious-- hold up."
* Zach's ringing phone interrupted him.
*He answered it.
* " 'ello? Mom! Uh-I-- but-- FINE!"
* Zach slammed his phone on the table, and began to pull on his boots.
*" It's my mom-- she gets upset when I don't put on my galoshes when it's snowy out. Gotta run."
* Emile stared at him in wonder.
*" It's not-- it's not even snowing... It's spring..."
But Zach was gone.
"... What do you mean-- I'm too close to my mother--!"
Emile couldn't stop laughing, so he laid his head on the table.
Emily waved her hand, giggling.
" CUT! Take one-- FAILURE."
Kyo rolled her eyes.
" I TOLD you this was a bad idea."

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 05:09 PM
Cutscene- Take two- Eyan Dies (well... Not quite...)

" Alright... Take two-- ACTION!"
*
*It was a sunny cheerful breezy day.*
* But... It was stormy in the heart of thousands as they all stood, gathered on a cliff.
* *A tall, lean, black haired male stood on the edge of that cliff, face set in a stone determined expression.
*A few feet from him, a girl with long blue hair stood, tears in her eyes.
*A few inches behind her, her Twin sister with slightly lighter hair stood, holding her sister tight.
* " Eyan... You don't have to--!" the long blue haired female began.
*" I must, Kyo. Tell everyone... I'm sorry." the black haired teenager raised a hand.
* " Must you HONESTLY do this?" Xero stepped forward, his brown hair blowing in the wind, and put a hand on each of his daughters shoulders.
* " I have no other choice--"
*" WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? YOU'RE AN IDIOT, SUPERSKARMORY!" Kyo pushed both her sister and father off of her, and she stepped forward.
*She kept walking until she was right in front of Eyan, her face inches from his.
*" No-- I can't watch another life cut short for no reason... Especially not yours..."
* She reached a hand up, and stroked his face, bringing a few tears to Eyan's eyes as well.
* " I must... It's for the sake... Of the world I die... If I'm the curse-bearer..."
*Eyan whispered, raising a hand and doing the same to Kyo's face, wiping her tears.
* " I--I have so many things I want to say to you..." Kyo whispered, before leaning forward, and beginning to sob on Eyan's chest.
* Eyan went stiff for a few seconds, before holding Kyo tight against him.
* Kyo looked up at Eyan with those deep purple eyes.
* * " Eyan... I Lo--I Lo-- OH YOU IDIOTS, I CAN'T DO THIS!"
*Kyo broke out laughing, and pushed Eyan off the cliff.
*" Aww..."
*The crowd all began to disperse.*
*" CUT!"*
Zach stepped out from behind the camera.
*" Kyo! That was good! Why'd you ruin it? Now we gotta take again!"
*Kyo stormed away from Eyan, who was hanging from the cliff in a harness, to Zach.
* " wait don't hit me! I'm sorry--" Zach began, before realizing she intended to annihilate the camera.
*She Punched the lens in.*
*" EMILY! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU AND YOUR STUPID IDEAS--"
*The camera was then crushed, meaning this whole thing ceased to exist on tape.

X!!
07-10-2012, 05:19 PM
OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! You're a great writer and you should make more of these :D

Rating: 9272826285192737929272154846/10

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 05:22 PM
OHMIGOSH THANK YOU! XD I see the masses like the cutscenes more than the actual story. XD

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 05:51 PM
Cutscene- Take three- Random Cue-miss awesomeness
*

*It was a clear, cool spring night.
*A figure wearing all black whisked across the fields.
*When he reached the barn, he pulled his hood off, revealing he was none other than Chuggaaconroy.
*" Pst... Hey, Emily, Kyo." Emile whispered into the darkness of the barn shed.
* His arms was full of all the food he could carry.*
*A Paper bag with two slabs of steak, a bag of broccoli, and a bowl of milk.
* *Kyo and Emily were asleep, both in wolf form, until Kyo picked up the scent of food.
*She lept up on all fours, tail wagging. She nudged Emily.
*" Wake up, sucker. If you take too long, both steak are mine."
* As Kyo shot out of the shed, Emily wobbled to her paws, yawning.
*Kyo ran right into Emile, snatching the steak.
* *She shredded the bag, and snapped up one whole slab.
* Emily stepped out, stretching both front paws, arching her back luxuriously.*
*" Ahh..." she walked up, and brushed against Emile's leg.*
*" Steak?" she whined.
* " uh..."
*Emile pointed to her sister, who was laying there on her back, both steak gone, paws on her tummy.
*" ! Kyo! Noooo!" Emily whined.
*" Don't worry, Kid. I saved you some."
*Kyo tossed a tiny piece of bacon at her sister.
*"..."
*" Well, there's one rule in life, kid." Kyo chuckled.
*"... I don't wanna know." Emily sighed.
*" too bad. You snooze you lose, sucker. Go on, some milk and broccoli is left. Have fun. Ciao."
* Emily sighed, and sat down.
*" I'm not hungry anymore."
* Emile just watched this whole thing.
*Zach nodded at Emile, who did nothing.
*" *sigh* CUT!"
*Zach stomped over to Emile.
*" You missed your cue, moron." he rolled his eyes.
*" ! Oh sorry!" Emile stammered.
*Emily walked up to Zach.
*" Can I still have some--" Emily began.
*" NO. No steak. Kyo said you're on a strict diet." Zach waved his hand, and pointed at Kyo, who grinned, and stuck her tongue out at Emily.
*" I SO AM NOT!" Emily snarled.
But *Kyo was asleep, belly full of steak.
* Zach knocked the broccoli and milk at Emily.
*" Eat up. That's all we got."
* And they all left, leaving Emily with the nasty stuff, and Kyo.
*" I'm the director! This is so not fair..."
*" Life's not fair, Sis. Get used to it." Kyo stood, shrugged, and bounded into the dark.

Christian
07-10-2012, 06:12 PM
Haha, this is great!

sonriopoby123
07-10-2012, 08:04 PM
This.....is just amazing.
*+rep* *if I could give rep* lol
EDIT:*now gives rep*

Umbrony
07-10-2012, 10:46 PM
Cutscene- Take Four- Plunging necklines and more

" Sources say necklines are plunging lower and lower every year. Well this year, they predict they will go down to the belly to demonstrate something to a 'peekaboo' effect..." Jirachi read.
* " You must be Joking." Emily snorted.
Kyo and Emily, along with their cousin Jirachi were sitting in the living room while their dad and brothers were out.
* " Yeah, I am. It doesn't say that at all." Jirachi giggled.
*As the two laughed, Emily, noticing her twin was quiet, nudged her.
*" What's up, Kyo?"*
*" Huh? Oh, nothing. I'm just thinking." she replied.
*Emily, knowing Kyo could read her thoughts, decided to read Kyo's for once.
* She reached forward with her mind, and slipped into Kyo's head.
*She looked for an entrance into Kyo's most innermost thoughts, but was blocked by some sort of barrier.
*Kyo, feeling someone poking around in her head, shook her head, jamming the signal.
* " Ugh!" Emily experienced a searing three second headache before it died down.*
* " Sorry, sis. Can't let you read my thoughts. What I do in my mind, you may not do in your mind. So what I do in my mind, IS MY BUSINESS." Kyo snapped.
* *Emily sighed.*
* " Sowwy..."
*Just then, a knock was heard at the door.
*Kyo stood up, and opened the door.
*" Hello--"
*When she saw Eyan, she slammed it shut again.
* " See ya."
* Emily sighed, and stood up, opening the door herself.*
* She saw Eyan standing there, holding a bouquet of roses.
* " you came for Kyo?" Emily asked, looking enviously at those roses.
*" How did you guess..?" Eyan, seeing her envious look, chuckled, and held out one of those big swirly lollipops.*
* *" Kyo told me what your tastes were a long time ago. Don't worry. I didn't forget you."
*Emily squealed. " Thanks, Eyan!"
* * Emily pointed at Kyo.*
*" shall we leave you two alone..?" she whispered.
*" Yes. Go upstairs. If you stay, you'd go from a Witness of the lord, to a Witness of homicide." Kyo hissed.
* Emily and Jirachi nodded, and headed upstairs. They paused, and sat on the top step.
*" Shh. Lets see what happens." Jirachi giggled.
*Emily nodded her approval, and they sat there, listening:
**
Kyo: " why the SHELL are you here, Eyan. I told you to leave me alone."
Eyan: " I-I'm sorry. I couldn't stay away from you. I felt guilty." *holds out flowers.*
Kyo: *takes them, and lays them gently on the couch* it's going to take more than flowers to mend our friendship back together, Eyan. You dun goofed. BIG time.
*Eyan: *sighs, and gets on one knee, taking Kyo's hand* Well. What can I do to make it up to you?
Kyo: *looks thoughtful* you could--

Kyo saw movement at the top of the stairs.
*" EMILY! JIRACHI! UPSTAIRS! NOW!" She yelled at them, swinging around to face them, cheeks scarlet.
* Emily giggled.*
*" What? There's nothing up there! This is a Cutscene."
*As Jirachi and Emily broke out laughing, Kyo and Eyan facepalmed, slumping on the floor.
*" CUT!" Zach made an X with his arms.
*" It. Was perfect! And you two find a way to screw it up!" He growled.
*Emily and Jirachi were too busy laughing.
*" ... You two... Are so dumb..!" Kyo began to chuckle a bit, along with Eyan, before everyone but Zach was in high spirits again, laughing like there was no tomorrow.
* Zach sighed.
*" That's a wrap today, guys. Let's hang it up."

Kyoushiro
07-11-2012, 01:04 AM
Okay okay, I got a REALLY good kick out of this. I'm sorry I didn't read this before. But this is really, really good, and I think at this rate you're going to surpass my own writing skills! =O

Umbrony
07-11-2012, 01:09 AM
OMG THANK YOU KYO! :D you made my day/night!

Reiko Asagiri
07-11-2012, 01:22 AM
LOL! This is GREAT Emily! I love it! Thanks for putting me in there, "cousin"! Love to hear the rest! Keep up the GREAT work!!!

poppop1221221
07-11-2012, 01:33 AM
this is good i like it i may read the rest tomorrow to see what happens

Umbrony
07-11-2012, 04:18 PM
Continuation of original Story- NOT A CUTSCENE.



* Kyo was running like she'd never ran before. Just the mere thought of one of her friends in danger made her fur bristle.
* *'Emily had better listen to me and stay behind...'
*Suddenly, a net shot out of nowhere.
* Kyo lept over it, and it missed her.
* *" What the shell? If I didn't know better... I'd say someone was trying to capture me."
* *A tall lean dark figure stepped out of the trees.
*He wore a long black robe with a hood.
* * He raised his hand, and a dark orb formed in his hand.
*When he threw the blast at Kyo, she lept up, flew over his head, and in a crafty swift maneuver, snatched his hood off.
* *She was astonished to be looking into the eyes of...
*" XpL? What are you doing here?" She gasped.
* He had his usual long indigo hair in a long warriors wolf tail down his back.
*He did not reply. Instead, he threw a yellow orb like the one before at Kyo.
*It connected with her muzzle, leaving her stunned.
* " Ugh..." she grunted, unable to shake the paralysis off.
*" And now... For the finishing blow..."
* * Xp began to charge up a huge blue orb hat swirled in his hand, making the clearing around them waver.
* But just as he threw it at her, a silver wolf with a white muzzle threw itself in front of her, taking the blast.
*As it lay there shaking, Kyo stepped forward.
* " Oh no... Please don't let it be so..." she whispered.
*She looked down, expecting to see the body of her sister laying there, but it was something totally different.
* It looked like her sister...
* But where was that familiar red paw print on the muzzle?
He had a blue one.
*And this was a male wolf.
*The wolf's form wavered, and a black haired man lay there. He was pale, color drained from his cheeks, and Kyo refused to look neck down because he was naked.
*he was still alive.
But just barely.
*Kyo looked up, fangs bared, ready to avenge this stranger whom she thought had been dead...
* But XpL was gone.

* *Emily was in wait in front of the house, pacing back and forth on the porch.
When she saw the figure of her sister walking back to the house she was overjoyed.
* *She saw she had someone with her, and Emily figured it was Eyan.
But as she got closer, Emily realized she was towing a man on her back, who was seriously injured.
* And it was not Eyan.
*Emily felt she should know this person. But she ignored the feeling and shot forward to her sister, by her side in an instant, taking the man from her as they headed to the house.
Kyo was panting, sweat falling down her face.
* " What ha--" Emily began, but Kyo raised a hand.
*" long story. Wait till later... Medical attention for this dude." she gasped, clearly exausted.
*Emily nodded, and let the topic slide.

Umbrony
07-21-2012, 12:47 AM
* * * * * * * * * Behind the Scenes- SS Headquarters

" Hello, my name Is Zachgoose. Just call me Zach for short. And welcome to the SuperSkarmory Headquarters! Or just SS Hq for short, cuz who wants to type that mouthfull?"
* Zach was sitting in a room in front of some cameras, recording himself in the headquarters tour video.
* *"-- None of us bite! Except for XpL, of course-- Good boy."
*XpL was wearing a leash, and was tied to a doghouse behind Zach.
* " Woof." he raised a hand, and waved at the camera, grinning.
*" Here we have something called the battle rankings. Where Forum staff battle eachother for the highest title. I--!"
* Just then, Uzi came out of nowhere, hitting Zach with a pillow.

Zach: *93/100
Uzi: 100/100

"... That is a PERFECT example. Almost any object is allowed to battle. So I will use..." Zach snickered.

Zach pulled out a paper clip!
He throws it at Uzi!
It does five damage... Somehow.

Zach: 93/100
Uzi: 95/100

" This is gonna be a drag..." Uzi rolled his eyes.
*
Uzi reached in his pocket, and pulls out a stick of Lipstick!
He throws it at Zach!
" Ahhh! Too girly! Get it away!" Zach gasped as it left a stain on the side of his face.
Zach does ten damage to himself by hitting his face to knock the makeup off.

Zach: 83/100
Uzi: 95/100

" GRRR... I'm am NOT a fan of make up, Uzi! You'll pay for that!"

Zach lunges at Uzi with a plain punch!
It connects with Uzi's Jaw!
It deals nineteen damage!

Zach: 83/100
Uzi: 84/100

" Uhm. It's kinda traditional to use an item... But 'Kay."
*
Uzi picks up a SS rule book!
He flings it at Zach!
It hits him in the crotch for thirty damage! A massive, and well aimed attack!

Zach: 53/100
Uzi: 84/100

" Ack..." Zach's form wavered, showing he was fading at half HP.
" I feel dizzy... xP"
Uzi laughed.
*" I laid down 'the law'! Get it? Hehe."

Zach takes off his shoes, and throws them at Uzi!
They klonk him in the head for ten damage!

Zach: 53/100
Uzi: 74/100

"Ugh... Sweetfeet, wash your shoes man..! They stink!"
Uzi lay on the ground, cringing!
" looks like I get an extra turn..." Zach grinned.

Zach pulls out a radio!
He puts on... Earplugs?
' Love Me' by Justin Beiber plays!
Uzi takes twenty more damage!

Zach: 53/100
Uzi: 54/100

" Gahhh... My ears... Their melting..!" Uzi groaned, his form wavering as well.
" Now were even!" Zach chuckled.
" No more playing around. This. Means. BUSINESS!"

Uzi pulls out a recorder!
He plays the Grasswhistle song!
Zach is drowsy!

Zach: 53/100
Uzi: 54/100

" Urf. I'm sleepy..." Zach yawns.
*" Hmph. Soon it's rock-a-bye-bye, Zach! Any last moves/items up your sleve before I finish you off in your sleep?"
*" Just one more..."

Zach pulls out a bottle of Windex!
He sprays Uzi in the eyes!
Uzi takes ten damage!
Uzi's accuracy fell!*
Uzi is poisoned!
Zach falls asleep!

Zach: 53/100 Slp
Uzi: 44/100 -Acc Psn

"zzzzzzz..." Zach snores.
" Grr... I get the feeling this wont bode well." Uzi growled. " I must end this fast."

Uzi picks up a brick, and drops it on Zach's tummy!
It does twenty damage!
Uzi takes ten damage from poison!

Zach: 33/100 Slp
Uzi: 34/100 -Acc Psn

"... We're still even pretty much..." Uzi growled.
Static bounced on their forms, showing they both were getting weaker.

Uzi pulls out an old Playstation, and sets it on fire!*
It sets Zach's clothes on fire!
Zach wakes up!
It does fifteen damage!
Zach is burned!
Uzi takes ten damage from Poison!

Zach: 18/100 Brn -Atk
Uzi: 24/100 -Acc Psn

" Urf..." Zach's form began to constantly waver, the word ' Danger'! Showing above his meter.
*" No matter what... This battle will end in two turns... But I am not going down alone!" Zach snarled.

Zach uses 'Stiffen up my muscle~'
Zach's attack rose!
Zach's defense rose!
Zach's special attack rose!
Zach's special defense rose!
Uzi takes ten damage from poison!

Zach: 18/100 Beefed Brn
Uzi: 14/100 -Acc Psn*

"I'm not goin down alone, Zach. You know that." Uzi growled.

Uzi uses pimp slap!
Critical hit!
Zach takes ten damage!
Uzi takes ten damage from poison!

Zach: 8/100 Beefed Brn
Uzi: 4/100
*
"..." both fighters were gasping for air, both begging for a break.
*" ... you're finished, Uzi."

Zach uses reckless tackle!
Uzi takes four damage!
Zach takes six recoil damage!
Uzi is down!
--what's this!?
Zach takes two more damage from Uzi's held item! The spiked Fight gear!

Zach: 0/100
Uzi: 0/100

SUDDEN DEATH
**
Zach: 1/100
Uzi: 1/100

" It's finally come to this, Uzi!" Zach grinned.
" Yup." Uzi agreed silently.
"... Let's see who'll come out on top!" Zach and Uzi lunge at the same time.

Zach uses quick lunge!
Uzi dodges, faking out at the last second, and using Zach's head as a boost to jump higher than the tackle!
Zach kept going, and crashed!
Zach takes one damage!

Zach: 0/100 KO
Uzi: 1/100

" this is over." Uzi smiled.
Zach had turned into a solid stone sculpture after being defeated.
Uzi walked up, and tapped the statue, making Zach turn back to his normal self.
*" wha-- I lost." Zach grit his teeth.
*" Yep. Good game man. I was scared for a while." Uzi nodded.
*" I wasn't ready! xO I call rematch next Friday!" Zach whined.
" Just go down like a man..." Uzi sighed.
*' He's gotten stronger... This was pure luck. I don't know if I'll be so lucky next time...' Uzi gulped.

To Be Continued...

Judge Mandolore Shepard
07-21-2012, 12:58 AM
I have to say this is quite good. I like the Behind the Scenes part.

Davismt
07-21-2012, 01:24 AM
Story is amazing Emily. The cliffhanger is killing me. WHO IS THE STRANGER?

Minntul
07-21-2012, 11:58 PM
Uzi pulls out an old Playstation, and sets it on fire!*


this hurts

this really hurts

Charizardflyer
07-26-2012, 05:16 AM
Nice 10/10.

Umbrony
08-08-2012, 08:34 AM
Thanks for all the constructive Critizism!

Umbrony
08-08-2012, 11:33 AM
"Master."
"Come in, Xp."
When XpL walked into the room, the lights flickered on, and a man with dark hair sat there, his back to him. He spun around in the chair, showing his face. He had deep puppy dog brown eyes, and a kindly air about him. And bigsexyhair that hung In his eyes in bangs.
"Master Garth." Xp bowed.
"Get on your feet, Xp. You know I don't need all that..." Garth rolled his eyes.
"Yes master; sorry Master." XpL stood up, and pulled his hood back again, his indigo hairy flowing aerodynamically.
"Seriously, Xp. Let Bolt at least TRY to cut your hair..." Garth grumbled, putting his elbows on the desk, and then his face in his palms.
"No, sir. It took me five years of no cutting to get the long hair. That's how I roll. That's how I get all the ladies."
Garth sighed.
"Well I am so tired of your Fangirls coming here. We had this one named Lyra; she held me at gunpoint and threatened to kill me if she didn't get to see you... Don't you dare laugh," Garth snapped as Xp began to smirk.
"sorry sir. I just found that the slightest bit amusing."
"Whatever. Did you speak to him?" Garth asked, looking up at Xp with eager eyes.
"Zach, right?" Xp asked, leaning against the desk.
"Naw, I'm talking about Tainers. Who do you THINK I'm talking about?" Garth rolled his eyes.
"I don't know sir. And no sir, I have not. I got a bit distracted on the way..."
Garth looked like a little kid that had just been told no at the candy store.
He placed his head on the desk in his arms.
He looked plain crushed.
"..."
He was silent for a long time, not pulling his head up from the desk.
XpL, worried by the silence, spoke up.
"M-master Garth, I--" He began, but was silenced when Garth raised a hand.
"Wh... Wh-What distracted you, Xp..?" He choked out, slowly lifting his head from the desk, showing his face, where a pained look was frozen.
"A wolf sir. I think it was Kyoushiro. But she wasn't alone. She had a friend that protected her when I was about to finish her--"
"I really don't care, no offense. I just want my Zachary..."
The silence was long after that sentence, Garth sitting in silent reflection...
Until he sighed, and finnaly spoke;
"You are Dismissed, my loyal servant. Please- keep an eye out for Zachary."
XpL bowed, and the steped from out of the door, and began to walk away from the office.
But Garth's sad wails followed him, weighing his feet down...
"Zachary... Why, Zachary, why? Where are you?!? Oh God I miss you..!"
All he could do was keep walking, no matter how it pained him.

Zachary...
Zachary...
Zachary...
I love you so much...
Please...
Come back to me, wherever you are...
You're my life... My world...
Everything, my love...

X!!
08-08-2012, 11:48 AM
10263735721628473392836227293701404828618637673261 992803892726383/10

Extremely great story! It's really funny too! Keep it up! :D

Zachgoose
08-08-2012, 01:19 PM
NOOO GARTH. D;

I'd actually missed the past couple of updates to this fanfiction. Glad I caught up, though. ^_^

Kyoits
08-08-2012, 07:24 PM
How long did this take

BreeZaps
08-09-2012, 12:00 AM
I love your storys to much :D I wonder why Nick has not read this yet...

Umbrony
08-09-2012, 03:53 AM
How long did this take

Not too long. I'm trying to keep my updates up-to-date, so to speak...
I'm not doing too well. Takes me 5-10 minutes to type a chappie.

And Bree;
TELL NICK TO PAY ATTENTION.

Umbrony
08-26-2012, 11:08 PM
Right, so I have gotten the urge to finally reveal the entire past of Xero's wife, and Emily and Kyo's mother. If in case you didn't know, now you'll know that she awoke in a field, where Xero found her, Her memory being a total blank. Today we delve into those lost memories, to a time when she was a a mere child. Excuse the non-descriptiveness x3 I wanted this to seem like it was told through a childs eyes. This was A dream Xero had one night of his wife's brother, who is responsible for her death so long ago.

Xero was forced to stand and watch his never known brother-in-laws actions as a child, and listen to his thoughts as he did them...

Xero opened his eyes. He was standing in some trees.

He looked around.
Am I... Dreaming..?

He saw something move in the trees, walking down a dirt path. He followed the movement cautiously, automatically reaching for the magical paintbrush in his pocket, Baidu, that could turn into his fabled brush sword.

It was not there.

So Xero just followed the movement, and saw a wolf like boy with a tiger that looked like a man, and another wolf that looked female... Like a woman. They all stood on two legs, and looked human.
"... Furries..?" Xero thought.
Suddenly, his focus was forced to be trained on the young wolf boy. He had brown fur and ivory green eyes, and Xero was unable to focus on his parents as a child's voice began to speak in his head...



" Mommy!, mooooooooommy!!!, where are we going?" Hi everyone!, my name is Ti'rn!, and my mom and dad said we're doing something special today! I wonder what it honestly is at times! Eeeeeeeee!!!, I'm so excited!!!! Oh,oh!! before I forget! I just turned ten years old today! mom and dad said I'm getting big! I never really thought about it though, I don't feel very big, even though I'm lots stronger then someone my size!

"... Wut." Xero his behind the trees, darting after the family, keeping the wolf boy in his sight.

" What is it my little wuuufy?" Mom looked down at me sooo nicely!, she was such a sweet mommy! She was pretty too! She said she was sooo happy when I was born with her fur color and eyes! Daddy isn't my real daddy but he's still super nice too! " Daaad!, ooooh daaaad!" I decided to run up behind daddy cuz maybe he would tell me what the big surprise was!, well I kinda had an Idea but you can never be too sure! " What is it ya little scamp?" He laughed. " You're certainly hyper. Daddy wasn't a wolf like me and mommy, he was a tiger! ROOOAAR! " I wanna know!. I wanna know!, I waaaaaannnaaaa knooooooowwww...!!" I was jumping around a lot!, I couldn't help it though!, I needed to know what the big surprise was!

Xero watched the tiger-man chuckle, and tousle his sons hair/fur... Xero couldn't tell.

" Patience is virtue mister." My daddy chuckled. " Patience is a what?" What was a virtue? " It means good boys wait for their surprises!" Mom told me what it meant.. that's good! " We've been walking through this forest for a looooooong tiiiiiime!, do we get where we're going soon?"

Xero followed the animal/furry family into a forest clearing, with some of the tallest evergreen trees surrounding it that Xero'd ever seen.
People were in it, eating samdwhiches, singing, playing games, and listening to music.
"A festival of some sort..? A picnic..?" Xero thought to himself curiously, shifting behind a tree.

" Well looky here we made it!" A forest clearing!, if I was right this was a great place for the surprise! " Wow!, lots of people are coming out!" I was right! I was right! I WAS RIGHT! YEEEEEEES!!! " Now Ti'rn.." Mommy kneeled down to me and spoke to me in her super important voice. " You know what to do honey?" I nodded. " Yups!, to be a good son I have to kill them all!" Mom gave me a biiiiig hug! " That's a good boy!, lead us all to salvation!" Mmhm!, I'm saving everyone! Although it's kinda sad I have to say goodbye to mommy and daddy now.

"What is he talking about-- no! Don't--" Xero knew the kid couldnt hear him.
His voice continued to speak in his head, tinged the blissful joy of a child that had just won a contest.


So I outstretched my claws like they taught me and just swiped and slashed AND KERPOWED mommy until she was all good and dead. Her blood was very very messy! I looked at daddy, but he looked kinda scared AND he was trying to run away!! " what wait-- AHHH!!!" He was running away!, bad daddy!! I was only trying to help! So I decided to jump and ruuuuuuuuuuuun after him until I got him with my teeth!!! ROOOAR I was an even better tiger than him! Cuz I ripped his throat out really quick!, but blood tastes nasty... ew..

Xero watched in sheer horror as the monster child killed his parents in cold blood, and looked around for more.

There were still a lot of people left!, and some of them were trying to run like dad too! I had to make sure they didn't! I zoomed and vrooooomed and whooshed like crazy!, and I caught up with them! using my claws and teeth to make sure they died reeeaaaallly fast! It took a long time to get all the ones that were trying to run, but I was glad for the one's that stood still, they were nice!
Oh, and just then, my sister decided to come after us! I saw her burst through the dark trees with a picnic basket, wearing a dress.
My sister was part human, as mommy kinda sorta had a human mate, but she killed him! He was bad, and fell in love with her sister, auntie Tiana! So she had little Wolfy ears poking from her head through her soft silky brown hair~ so Kawaii~

Xero recognized the girl imediately. He fell to the ground on his knees, trying to speak. He knew they wouldn't hear him, but he couldn't just watch his wife die in front of his eyes in a Dream...

"Kira... Don't... Run from him... He's a montser..."

She failed to hear him.

She ran forward, but skidded to a halt when she saw all the dead things Id killed, like a good boy!
" Hi Kira! Wanna be next? It's a fun game~!" I crouched down, about to leap at her too! Sad I have to say bye-bye to her as well...

But There was one left! he looked like he was standing still behind her too! That was good. "Hold on... Ill get him first..." So I walked up to him nice and slow, but then he turned around and whacked me over the head with a rock!, like... REALLLY HAAAARD. I was a little dizzy but I got him dead good!, although... I was still dizzy... and not feeling so good... and I was really bloody too... I'm.. I'm gonna go to sleep now...


A white light flashed before Xero's eyes, blinding him, and swirling around him like a vortex. When it ceased and rodedown, he was in a different place, a brighter place, a sunny field with flowers and green Grass... Absolutely beautiful.

He saw Kira laying in the middle of the field still looking younger.
He thought he was alone, but he saw some rustling at the edge of the field.
He watched as a teenage boy with a blue jacket and wild black hair walked forward, and looked around. His eyes rested on Kira.

He was...

Xero.
Himself.

It was him.


While Present Xero was having a major 'wtf' moment, the past Xero walked up to Kira, and knelt beside her.

"Hey. You okay? C'mon, snap outta it~" he shook Kira gently.
"?" Kira shot up, looking around.
"Wh-- where am I..?" she gasped, looking around.
"Tansasia Field. Say, how did you get here?" Young Xero asked, tilting his head.
"I don't know..." Kira whispered.
"... You're covered in blood. What happened?"
"what..?" Kira looked confused.
"... Let me take you into town. You need some new clothes. Okay? I'll keep you safe." Xero reached down, and offered her a hand.
"Y-yeah." Kira took it, and Just then, Xero's eyes flashed open on the waking world.

"... What... The hell."

super dill
08-26-2012, 11:17 PM
WOW Celestial your really good there amazing stories!

Umbrony
08-27-2012, 07:47 PM
wow celestial your really good there amazing stories!

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Umbrony
09-04-2012, 10:43 PM
This story is going to be leaping everywhere from now on. Just a warning.

This is the story on how we got to present day.

The sky was shining a vivid shade of ocean blue in the heavens. Birds were chirping, singing precious songs sweetly to the world. The sun shone brighter than anything, its rays blessing the ground with waves of energy and warmth that could only be described as “wholesome.” Silver lined clouds sailed overhead, puffy and large. Not a single speck of grey marked the blue sky. A lovely green streak ran across the grass as the wind softly blew across the giant landscape. Flowers of many varieties, ranging from intense red tulips to golden yellow daffodils, began to blossom, poking their stems from their grassy outposts. The land was vast and infinite, and the beauty was plentifully flowing across the many rolling meadows of the green plateau. Life thrived, making its mark by the hundreds of thousands scurrying insects and creepy-crawlies in the skies and the trees. This was God’s playground. This was the one thing that people took for granted: the beauty of nature.
That serene silence was then broken by a scream of pain coming from the distance;

"SON OF A ______!"
"PICKLE JUICE BLIZZARD!"

The crowd lept up and shouted in approval as Xero tumbled backwards, his randomized weapon, the toy car skidding to the side.
His glasses flew off his face, and slid three feet away.
His chest heaved, and his blue staff shirt was soaked in blood, and he was covered in pickle brine.
" What a surprising turn we have here, guys! Our Provisional Ruler of the Battle Rankings seems to be losing!" Kyo laughed into the megaphone she was using to announce the battle.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" The crowd, members and workers of SuperSkarmory Headquarters laughed in the stands, pointing at Xero.
A single girl with brown hair in a ponytail, and wolf ears poking out of the top of her hair, put a hand on her mouth, and stared in horror as Zach stood over Xero, holding that deadly jar of pickles that had shattered and stabbed Xero in the stomach.
She watched as the automated health meter on the huge screen dropped down drastically for Xero.

Zachgoose: 89/100
Xerodragon: 15/100

"Seems the odds are not in your favor, Xero." Zach lifted a booted foot and set it on Xero's abdomen, sending a shout of pain out from the black haired male.
"Aaagh! D-don't make it painful, Zach... I'm down already... Just... Finish me..." Xero gasped, breathing heavily.
"That wouldn't be right. Are you sure you are going to lose? You could forfeit the match..." Zach whispered, holding the pickle jar shards in his hand.
"N-no..." Zach pressed his foot down harder. "AGH! YES YES YES!!!" Xero yelled, the pain driving him into submission.
"That's better." Zach lifted his bloody boot from the defeated Xero's belly.
"Now was that so hard?" Zach smirked as ShiningBolt came from the announcers booth, and held out a microphone for Zach to speak Xero's new title in.
Zach took it, and adjusted it on his face. He cleared his throat, and then spoke.
"I've put some thought into this user title, because it takes a lot to embarrass Anthony..." Shouts of laughter came from the crowd as he used Xero's real name.
"But. I have one." He paused dramatically, building up tension.
"--from this moment on...
Xerodragon's title is...
I LOVE KIRA!!!"
The crowd all turned to face the brown haired wolf girl, who was staring wide eyed at them.
"... What..?"
Then laughter so loud burst from everywhere. Fingers pointed, and Kira couldn't take it. She lept up, and jostled her way through the crowd, and fled the stadium.
"K-Kira wait... I-I'm sorry..." Xero's eyes closed as he gave way to a dizzying blackness.

It was a cold night. There was still a battle going on at the arena in the headquarters courtyard.
Xero was sitting down on a bench outside the arena, hands behind his head, looking up at the night sky with his Brush Sword across his lap.
I should say now, We've skipped forward a few years, with a sixteen year old Xero. He had his black hair in a cone hat that read 'Dunce', as he'd just lost the battle he had against Zach. He wore the blue SS Headquarters staff shirt, signaling he was a moderator. He'd seen Kira sitting in the stands, but she was nowhere to be found at the moment.
Just as he was beginning to give up hope she would meet him here, she rounded a corner, wearing a sundress.
"--Xero! There you are!" She skidded to a halt in front of him. He looked up, feeling his heart give a leap of joy that she'd come.
"... You came." he was unable to speak, simply leaping off the bench and standing there like a moron.
"... Yes duh." She rolled her eyes and giggled. "Forget I ran away today. I just don't like being the center of attention..."
Xero smiled, and started to lean forward, about to kiss her, but she held a hand out, stopping him.
"You just got through fighting Zach. Your lips are all cracked from the cold of that blizzard attack with that pickle jar. I saw you bleeding. If you kiss me, it will hurt you..." She murmured.
"thats okay." Xero simply held her wrist away, and leaned forward, kissing her lightly.
When he pulled back, he blushed, smiling. "How was it?" he asked.
"Just as i expected. It felt like a rough wilderness. But warm and a bit wet... it's cold tonight, so one more..." Kira smiled, caressing his cheek with her hand.
"I knew it..." Xero sighed and leaned down again, holding the second kiss a bit longer than the last one. When he pulled back, she sighed and whispered; "One more..."
Xero leaned down, holding her tightly against him, and keeps his lips against hers for ten seconds.
"... One more..." Kira closed her eyes, holding him tighter.
Xero slipped his tongue in her mouth and kissed her deeply, closing his eyes and holding her against him tightly, not ever wanting to let go...
Suddenly, a giant 'whoosh' of water whammed into Xero, and he flew backwards, out of Kira's arms, and against the brick wall of the arena.
He spluttered and looked up, grabbing his Brush Sword off the ground, and raising it, preparing for an upwards strike.
He saw Uzi holding a hose, Glaring at him.
"G rated grounds, 'I love Kira'..." Uzi pointed at the new members he was guiding around the grounds to thier dorms.
"Sorry..." Xero lowered his sword, and Kira rushed to stand behind him.
"'Sorry' won't cut it. Since you ate my burrito last week... Enjoy your ten minute ban in the naughty corner."
There was nothing neither Kira nor Xero could do as Uzi grabbed him by the collar, and dragged him toward the black building of Banishment Shame.
"--come kids, lets watch a moderator get tortured~!"
"Yaaaaaaayyy!" The new members followed Uzi.
As Kira watched them vanish, she smiled softly to herself.
Then a voice came from behind her.
"You know what sucks about being a moderator/administrator on a forum, or on the operation grounds? You very rarely find the time to actually enjoy it yourself! hehe."
She turned around to see Majorasfan leaning against a wall, smiling. She folded her arms and sighed as he continued to speak.
"You spend so much time just doing backups on the website, and fiddling about with this and that, discussing improvements and making sure everybody is happy, that it's rare that you actually get a chance to sit down and actually use the place yourself!" Nick waved his arms as if this applied to him (which it most likely did).
"Why are you telling me this..?" Kira asked, rolling her eyes.
"It's odd... I think now though that things have started to stabilize... 95% of bugs are gone, the forum looks pretty good, things are just functioning reasonably well... maybe the staff can relax too and get posting on the website, and playing around the building as well!"

"That would be cool! Like really COOL!!!"
Kira stared at him as he carried on.
"This has been a wicked experience so far though and I never regret making this place with Eyan! it's one of the coolest internet accomplishments I have made!"
Nick bowed, as though awaiting applause.
"..." Kira stared, and then slowly began to clap.
"Thank you, thank you. That is for a speech I'm giving tommorow when we promote the members that were elected to Gold, silver, and bronze."
Kira nodded. "It's good."
Nick grinned. "I'm gonna go bother Kyo and Eyan by reciting it to them one more time."
He took off to the main building.
"..." Just as Kira was about to go to the gold users dorm, a yell came from the Naughty Corner;

"NO NO NOT THE SPANISH TICKLER~!!!"

Kira rolled her eyes. "Not again..." Kira sighed, and trudged to the BS (Banishment Shame) building.

BreeZaps
09-04-2012, 10:54 PM
Just read the whole thing. (im a fast reader) That was good!

Umbrony
09-05-2012, 02:45 AM
Hey guys, Nova here. I've come to a realization. My life's in a freaking pit right now. I have a family to take care of (i should mention since my dad and mom are freaking pains that tourture me to death) now some untimely events that involved my my social life I realized how badly I've been treating my friends here. Telling them about my personal problems was a mistake, and it wont happen again. Well, I need to fix it. No one else will. Tonight will be my last night on SS, for a while. (maybe a day, I don't know how long I can keep myself away.)

So, until I get my priorities straight, you'll be seeing very little of me, unless you have my contacts. So Bree, DMT, Sonrio, and all the other cool people I don't talk with enough, I'd especially just want to say goodbye cause you have no skype and thus no life since I may not be able to contact you guys.

And with that, I wish you all happy times, and I'll still be available to talk to if you need someone to listen. Just make sure you can contact me however.

PS-I NEVER check my email, so don't bother with that.

Sincerely,
Nova

Edit: FOR A WHILE. Not forever. God, people. I said I'll still be around XD It isn't the end of the world.

P.S.S. I don't know where else to put this, lol

sonriopoby123
09-05-2012, 02:55 AM
Nova, if that's what you want.

Skype sucks. **** it.

See ya later! I hope you'll come back soon.

Wait, I'm cool?

BreeZaps
09-05-2012, 03:02 AM
Hey guys, Nova here. I've come to a realization. My life's in a freaking pit right now. I have a family to take care of (i should mention since my dad and mom are freaking pains that tourture me to death) now some untimely events that involved my my social life I realized how badly I've been treating my friends here. Telling them about my personal problems was a mistake, and it wont happen again. Well, I need to fix it. No one else will. Tonight will be my last night on SS, for a while. (maybe a day, I don't know how long I can keep myself away.)

So, until I get my priorities straight, you'll be seeing very little of me, unless you have my contacts. So Bree, DMT, Sonrio, and all the other cool people I don't talk with enough, I'd especially just want to say goodbye cause you have no skype and thus no life since I may not be able to contact you guys.

And with that, I wish you all happy times, and I'll still be available to talk to if you need someone to listen. Just make sure you can contact me however.

PS-I NEVER check my email, so don't bother with that.

Sincerely,
Nova

Edit: FOR A WHILE. Not forever. God, people. I said I'll still be around XD It isn't the end of the world.

P.S.S. I don't know where else to put this, lol

See you later Emily. Your a good friend.

Umbrony
09-05-2012, 08:48 PM
See you later Emily. Your a good friend.

Too

Many

Angry

Skype

Messages

I don't have a choice but to log on every time I have a spare minute, and then get back to work. I still won't be on as often...