Umbrony
08-09-2012, 02:20 PM
Ok, here's a messed up thing that happened to me a few minutes ago. The guest bedroom has a ceiling fan in it, it's also a very low room, the fan almost hits my head! o.o (you can see where this is going.)
Anyways, I was in the room just about to sit down and watch the tv in there (there was a big roach in my room, and I refused to share my room with it, so I got out). As I start to pull off my jacket, I raised my arms in the air to get it off, and COMPLETELY forgot about the ceiling fan. As soon as I put my arms up, I heard a *thump thump* sound above me and a searing pain in my right hand. I looked up and saw blood dripping off my hand and quickly pulled it away. Apparantly, each blade on the unusually sharp ceiling fan hit my hand at least twice, leaving several cuts that were dripping blood. A few seconds ago, I turned off the, threw away my blood-stained jacket, and bandaged up my hand, so my parents won't know and I can go teach at karate today. -3-
In short: me raise hand, hand gets diced by fan, I almost use more bad words than a sailor.
The moral? STAY THE FREAK AWAY FROM CEILING FANS.
I hope you enjoyed reading my failure. :3
Anyways, I was in the room just about to sit down and watch the tv in there (there was a big roach in my room, and I refused to share my room with it, so I got out). As I start to pull off my jacket, I raised my arms in the air to get it off, and COMPLETELY forgot about the ceiling fan. As soon as I put my arms up, I heard a *thump thump* sound above me and a searing pain in my right hand. I looked up and saw blood dripping off my hand and quickly pulled it away. Apparantly, each blade on the unusually sharp ceiling fan hit my hand at least twice, leaving several cuts that were dripping blood. A few seconds ago, I turned off the, threw away my blood-stained jacket, and bandaged up my hand, so my parents won't know and I can go teach at karate today. -3-
In short: me raise hand, hand gets diced by fan, I almost use more bad words than a sailor.
The moral? STAY THE FREAK AWAY FROM CEILING FANS.
I hope you enjoyed reading my failure. :3