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Dabottle
09-08-2012, 05:23 PM
The Tale of the Third Rock:

It has become a well-known fact that the two poor rocks were bulldozed. However, what few people, not even the original author, know is that there were actually three rocks. A few hours before the rocks were crushed, a young child walking by. Abiding by his childish instinct to throw a heavy, round object at something, he picked up one of the rocks. He clenched his fist and pulled it back, before flinging it as hard as he could. The stone went flying through the air before landing, lodging itself into a child’s cranium. This child is now known as Emily. The missile’s whereabouts, however, are unknown.

Leaving him with sequel potential.

I'm sorry for doing this. ;_;

Tuxy
09-08-2012, 05:29 PM
Wow... I should have known this was coming.
Great story though!

Umbrony
09-08-2012, 06:21 PM
Awesome story.

I for one saw it coming. xD

super dill
09-08-2012, 06:24 PM
Wow should have seen this coming but great story!

Ice
09-08-2012, 09:35 PM
Brilliant. We should turn this into one of those series where a new author is chosen for every sequel.

Christian
09-08-2012, 09:46 PM
We can't let the tale of the rocks spread like this, it'll become just as bad as the most Pokémon fan fictions! D;
Great story though.

Ice
09-08-2012, 09:51 PM
True, true. brb thinking of something else.

Also, the rock is her brain.

Merga
09-08-2012, 10:37 PM
Brilliant intro good sir. I really can't wait for the sequels of this wonderful tale of these stones. I do think you need to consult a thesaurus though, you used the word "rock" too many times and nothing else.

>Implying a sequel because it looks like it was set up for one.

Dabottle
09-08-2012, 10:39 PM
I will leave the possibility of a sequel to the original author.
I shall also substitute some of my uses of the word "rock" with other, similar words.

Thank you, good sir.

sonriopoby123
09-08-2012, 10:43 PM
So that was where it went.....

Uh, nothing! Excellent story!

Minntul
09-08-2012, 11:25 PM
Never stop here.

Let's have more sequels than the Rocky movies.

Dabottle
09-08-2012, 11:28 PM
>Rocky

Damn it Mental.

sonriopoby123
09-08-2012, 11:34 PM
>more sequels than Rocky

LET'S MAKE IT TOUGHER.
MORE SEQUELS THAN THE LAND BEFORE TIME MOVIES.

/capsimpossible