Dabottle
09-08-2012, 05:23 PM
The Tale of the Third Rock:
It has become a well-known fact that the two poor rocks were bulldozed. However, what few people, not even the original author, know is that there were actually three rocks. A few hours before the rocks were crushed, a young child walking by. Abiding by his childish instinct to throw a heavy, round object at something, he picked up one of the rocks. He clenched his fist and pulled it back, before flinging it as hard as he could. The stone went flying through the air before landing, lodging itself into a child’s cranium. This child is now known as Emily. The missile’s whereabouts, however, are unknown.
Leaving him with sequel potential.
I'm sorry for doing this. ;_;
It has become a well-known fact that the two poor rocks were bulldozed. However, what few people, not even the original author, know is that there were actually three rocks. A few hours before the rocks were crushed, a young child walking by. Abiding by his childish instinct to throw a heavy, round object at something, he picked up one of the rocks. He clenched his fist and pulled it back, before flinging it as hard as he could. The stone went flying through the air before landing, lodging itself into a child’s cranium. This child is now known as Emily. The missile’s whereabouts, however, are unknown.
Leaving him with sequel potential.
I'm sorry for doing this. ;_;