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UbersSuck20
08-13-2013, 08:31 PM
Don't take the title seriously.

In this thread, we're posting battles where we beat Uber teams using either troll teams or OU, UU, RU, NU or maybe even LC teams.

Here's one:
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ubers-44800691

rperson95 joined.
Crobatrulez20Alt1 joined.
Format:
Ubers
Rated battle
Sleep Clause Mod: Limit one foe put to sleep
Species Clause: Limit one of each Pokemon
Moody Clause: Moody is banned
OHKO Clause: OHKO moves are banned
HP Percentage Mod: HP is reported as percentages
Crobatrulez20Alt1's team: Accelgor / Gengar / Weavile / Keldeo / Latios / Heatran
rperson95's team: Arceus-* / Kyogre / Cloyster / Keldeo-Resolute / Latios / Jirachi
Crobatrulez20Alt1: oops
Crobatrulez20Alt1: wrong team
Crobatrulez20Alt1: oh well
Crobatrulez20Alt1: let's go
Battle timer is now ON: inactive players will automatically lose when time's up. (requested by Crobatrulez20Alt1)
Battle between rperson95 and Crobatrulez20Alt1 started!
rperson95 sent out Kyogre!
Go! Blowing? (Accelgor)!
The foe's Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain!
Turn 1
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Blowing? used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of the foe's team!
The foe's Kyogre used Ice Beam!
Blowing? lost 98.1% of its health!
Turn 2
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Blowing? used Bug Buzz!
The foe's Kyogre lost 29.0% of its health!
The foe's Kyogre used Ice Beam!
Blowing? lost 1.9% of its health!
Blowing? fainted!
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Go! lolololololololol (Heatran)!
lolololololololol floats in the air with its Air Balloon!
Turn 3
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
rperson95 has 120 seconds left.
The foe's Kyogre used Ice Beam!
It's not very effective... lolololololololol lost 16.0% of its health!
lolololololololol's Air Balloon popped!
lolololololololol used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Kyogre lost 39% of its health!
Turn 4
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
rperson95 withdrew Kyogre!
rperson95 sent out Cloyster!
The foe's Cloyster is hurt by the spikes!
lolololololololol used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Turn 5
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
lolololololololol used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Cloyster lost 88% of its health!
The foe's Cloyster fainted!
rperson95 sent out Kyogre!
The foe's Kyogre is hurt by the spikes!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyogre!
Turn 6
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
lolololololololol, come back!
Go! #Jirachi4Uber2013 (Latios)!
The foe's Kyogre used Water Spout!
It's not very effective... #Jirachi4Uber2013 lost 7.0% of its health!
Turn 7
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
rperson95 withdrew Kyogre!
rperson95 sent out Latios!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Latios!
#Jirachi4Uber2013 used Psyshock!
It's not very effective... The foe's Latios lost 37% of its health!
#Jirachi4Uber2013 lost some of its HP!
Turn 8
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
#Jirachi4Uber2013, come back!
Go! lolololololololol (Heatran)!
The foe's Latios used Draco Meteor!
It's not very effective... lolololololololol lost 38.9% of its health!
The foe's Latios's Special Attack harshly fell!
Turn 9
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
The foe's Latios used Draco Meteor!
It's not very effective... lolololololololol lost 19.4% of its health!
The foe's Latios's Special Attack harshly fell!
lolololololololol used Fire Blast!
The foe's Latios avoided the attack!
Turn 10
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
rperson95 withdrew Latios!
rperson95 sent out Keldeo-Resolute!
The foe's Keldeo-Resolute is hurt by the spikes!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Keldeo-Resolute!
lolololololololol used Fire Blast!
It's not very effective... The foe's Keldeo-Resolute lost 19% of its health!
The foe's Keldeo-Resolute restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 11
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
lolololololololol, come back!
Go! #Jirachi4Uber2013 (Latios)!
The foe's Keldeo-Resolute used Hydro Pump!
It's not very effective... #Jirachi4Uber2013 lost 47.0% of its health!
The foe's Keldeo-Resolute restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 12
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
#Jirachi4Uber2013 used Psyshock!
It's super effective! The foe's Keldeo-Resolute lost 75% of its health!
#Jirachi4Uber2013 lost some of its HP!
The foe's Keldeo-Resolute fainted!
rperson95 sent out Jirachi!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Jirachi!
The foe's Jirachi is hurt by the spikes!
Turn 13
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
#Jirachi4Uber2013 used Surf!
The foe's Jirachi lost 50% of its health!
#Jirachi4Uber2013 lost some of its HP!
The foe's Jirachi used Iron Head!
#Jirachi4Uber2013 lost 16.2% of its health!
#Jirachi4Uber2013 fainted!
The foe's Jirachi restored HP using its Leftovers!
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Go! lolpolitoed (Keldeo)!
Turn 14
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
rperson95: your nicknames
rperson95: lead me to believe youre like 10
lolpolitoed used Hydro Pump!
The foe's Jirachi lost 39% of its health!
The foe's Jirachi fainted!
rperson95 sent out Latios!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Latios!
Turn 15
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Crobatrulez20Alt1: lolno
rperson95: hahaha alright then bud
lolpolitoed, come back!
Go! lolololololololol (Heatran)!
The foe's Latios used Psyshock!
It's not very effective... lolololololololol lost 21.6% of its health!
Turn 16
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
The foe's Latios used Psyshock!
It's not very effective... lolololololololol lost 4.0% of its health!
lolololololololol fainted!
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Go! RAWR (Weavile)!
RAWR is exerting its pressure!
Turn 17
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
The foe's Latios used Psyshock!
It doesn't affect RAWR...
RAWR used Pursuit!
A critical hit! It's super effective! The foe's Latios lost 39% of its health!
RAWR lost some of its HP!
The foe's Latios fainted!
rperson95 sent out Arceus!
The foe's Arceus is hurt by the spikes!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Arceus!
Turn 18
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
RAWR used Low Kick!
It's super effective! The foe's Arceus lost 72% of its health!
RAWR lost some of its HP!
The foe's Arceus used Shadow Claw!
It's not very effective... RAWR lost 21.6% of its health!
Turn 19
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
RAWR used Ice Shard!
The foe's Arceus lost 4% of its health!
RAWR lost some of its HP!
The foe's Arceus fainted!
rperson95 sent out Kyogre!
The foe's Kyogre is hurt by the spikes!
The foe's Kyogre fainted!
Crobatrulez20Alt1 won the battle!
Ladder updating...
rperson95's rating: 1365 → 1316
(-49 for losing)
Crobatrulez20Alt1's rating: 1007 → 1352
(+345 for winning)
Crobatrulez20Alt1: gg
rperson95 left.

Dragonite
08-13-2013, 09:29 PM
Dude. It's "omg al llegendarys r op nd 4 n00bz!" Come on!

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/uberssuspecttest-19195137

My all-time favorite. I had another Leafeon sweep in the Uber tier, but the fool was only using (I think) 2 actual Ubers so I won't bother to post it.

And yes, my life dream is to do a Magikarp sweep.

UbersSuck20
08-17-2013, 06:33 PM
Battle between AK47 pwns and -Tu Pesadilla- started!

Tier: Wifi Ubers
Mode: Singles
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Wifi Battle
Variation: +65, -25

Your team: Bastiodon / Latios / Heracross / Palkia / Gengar / Groudon
Opponent's team: Kyogre / Groudon / Tyranitar / Arceus / Forretress / Landorus

AK47 pwns sent out Troll! (Bastiodon)
-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Forretress!

Start of turn 1
Troll used Magic Coat!
Troll shrouded itself with Magic Coat!

The foe's Forretress used Toxic Spikes!
The foe's Forretress's Toxic Spikes was bounced back by Magic Coat!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of -Tu Pesadilla-'s team!

Start of turn 2
Troll used Magic Coat!
Troll shrouded itself with Magic Coat!

The foe's Forretress used Rapid Spin!
It's not very effective...
Troll lost 2 HP! (0% of its health)
The foe's Forretress blew away Toxic Spikes!

Start of turn 3
The foe's Forretress used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of AK47 pwns's team!

Troll used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around -Tu Pesadilla-'s team!

Start of turn 4
AK47 pwns called Troll back!
AK47 pwns sent out Latios!

The foe's Forretress used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around AK47 pwns's team!

Start of turn 5
-Tu Pesadilla- called Forretress back!
-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Tyranitar!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Tyranitar!

the foe's Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Latios used Hidden Power!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Tyranitar lost 9% of its health!

The sandstorm rages.
Latios is buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's Tyranitar restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 6
Latios used Grass Knot!
It's super effective!
The foe's Tyranitar lost 70% of its health!

The foe's Tyranitar used Crunch!
It's super effective!
Latios lost 284 HP! (94% of its health)
Latios fainted!

The sandstorm rages.
The foe's Tyranitar restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
AK47 pwns sent out Troll! (Bastiodon)
Pointed stones dug into Troll!

Start of turn 7
The foe's Tyranitar used Ice Punch!
It's not very effective...
Troll lost 21 HP! (6% of its health)

Troll used Toxic!
The foe's Tyranitar was badly poisoned!

The sandstorm rages.
The foe's Tyranitar restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Tyranitar was hurt by poison!

Start of turn 8
The foe's Tyranitar used Fire Punch!
Troll lost 46 HP! (14% of its health)

Troll used Metal Burst!
The foe's Tyranitar lost 19% of its health!
The foe's Tyranitar fainted!

The sandstorm rages.
-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyogre!

the foe's Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain!

Start of turn 9
The foe's Kyogre used Surf!
It's super effective!
Troll lost 233 HP! (72% of its health)
Troll fainted!

Rain continues to fall.
The foe's Kyogre restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
AK47 pwns sent out Palkia!
Pointed stones dug into Palkia!
Palkia was poisoned!

Palkia is exerting its Pressure!

Start of turn 10
Palkia used Spacial Rend!
The foe's Kyogre lost 42% of its health!

The foe's Kyogre used Thunder!
Palkia lost 143 HP! (44% of its health)

Rain continues to fall.
The foe's Kyogre restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Palkia was hurt by poison!

Start of turn 11
Palkia used Spacial Rend!
A critical hit!
The foe's Kyogre lost 57% of its health!
The foe's Kyogre fainted!

Rain continues to fall.
Palkia was hurt by poison!
-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Groudon!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Groudon!

the foe's Groudon's Drought intensified the sun's rays!

Start of turn 12
Palkia used Spacial Rend!
The foe's Groudon lost 67% of its health!

The foe's Groudon used Earthquake!
Palkia lost 58 HP! (18% of its health)
Palkia fainted!

The sunlight is strong.
The foe's Groudon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
AK47 pwns sent out Gengar!
Pointed stones dug into Gengar!

Start of turn 13
Gengar used Shadow Ball!
The foe's Groudon lost 32% of its health!
The foe's Groudon fainted!
Gengar is hurt by its Life Orb!

The sunlight is strong.
-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Forretress!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Forretress!

Start of turn 14
AK47 pwns called Gengar back!
AK47 pwns sent out Groudon!
Pointed stones dug into Groudon!
Groudon was poisoned!

The foe's Forretress used Earthquake!
Groudon lost 47 HP! (12% of its health)

The sunlight is strong.
Groudon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Forretress restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Groudon was hurt by poison!

Start of turn 15
Groudon used Swords Dance!
Groudon's Attack sharply rose!

The foe's Forretress used Earthquake!
Groudon lost 50 HP! (12% of its health)

The sunlight is strong.
Groudon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Forretress restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Groudon was hurt by poison!

Start of turn 16
Groudon used Earthquake!
A critical hit!
The foe's Forretress lost 99% of its health!
The foe's Forretress fainted!

The sunlight is strong.
Groudon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Groudon was hurt by poison!
-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Landorus!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Landorus!

Start of turn 17
The foe's Landorus used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
Groudon lost 198 HP! (50% of its health)
Groudon fainted!
The foe's Landorus is hurt by its Life Orb!

The sunlight is strong.
AK47 pwns sent out Gengar!
Pointed stones dug into Gengar!

Start of turn 18
Gengar used Destiny Bond!
Gengar is trying to take the foe down with it!

The foe's Landorus used Hidden Power!
Gengar lost 127 HP! (48% of its health)
The foe's Landorus is hurt by its Life Orb!

The sunlight is strong.

Start of turn 19
Gengar used Shadow Ball!
The foe's Landorus lost 66% of its health!
Gengar is hurt by its Life Orb!

The foe's Landorus used Hidden Power!
Gengar lost 18 HP! (6% of its health)
Gengar fainted!
The foe's Landorus is hurt by its Life Orb!
The foe's Landorus fainted!

The sunlight is strong.
AK47 pwns sent out Heracross!
Pointed stones dug into Heracross!
Heracross was poisoned!

-Tu Pesadilla- sent out Arceus!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Arceus!

Start of turn 20
The foe's Arceus used ExtremeSpeed!
Heracross lost 180 HP! (59% of its health)

Heracross used Close Combat!
It's super effective!
Heracross's Fighting Gem raised Close Combat's power!
AK47 pwns: gg
The foe's Arceus lost 87% of its health!
The foe's Arceus fainted!
Heracross's Defense fell!
Heracross's Sp. Def. fell!

AK47 pwns won the battle!
-Tu Pesadilla-: good game

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