Total Noob (as in knowing nothing about the game) Player Matches

[chronoquairium]

There aren't that many noobs out there, but I just took on a Trainer that knew NOTHING about Pokemon. He didn't understand type match ups, how to switch, or even stat modifiers. He kept using Draco Meteor on a non-Choiced guy, not understanding stat debuffs at all!
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-94539965
So here's the thread where you post any battles you have against noob players. Fire away!:dance:

[X!!]

I'm surprised he even managed to get a rating of over 1000.

[chronoquairium]

I'm surprised he even managed to get a rating of over 1000.
Don't forget, you start out with 1000.
Anyone going to fire?

[Dragonite]

If I ever think I'm having a bad day on PS, I just have to remember that there are plenty of people out there who are even worse.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-95627516

Edit:

Dear people.

Just because you have a Geomancy Xerneas.

Does not mean that "any time" and "anywhere" are good situations to use it.

I've faced like twenty of the things in the last few days, and only one person decided to not bring it in against a Ferrothorn >.<

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-95856010

Edit 2:

(I forgot to paste the thing. Just imagine Mega Kangaskhan using Giga Impact . . . on a Ferrothorn.)

[chronoquairium]

You forgot to post the link in your second edit.

[Dragonite]

Fiddlesticks.

It was something to the effect of Mega Kangaskhan using Giga Impact on a Rocky Helmet Ferrothorn and taking more than twice the amount of damage that I did due to the residual damage.

And another one. (I got bored at the end. Hence Sacred Fire on a Blastoise.)

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-95961022

[chronoquairium]

This guy does not understand type match ups. And he let me set up.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-96358460
For reference, I also had a Milk Drink Miltank, a Lilligant, a Noctowl, and a SwagPlay Klefki. He was screwed.
Also, I forgot to change my avatar until after this battle. Whoops!

[UbersSuck20]

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-96997518

[chronoquairium]

How can I be asleep and poisoned at the same time?
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-104050997

[CaptainRed1000]

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-107852899

I think he believed that Burns lowered ALL Attacks powers, rather than just physical attacks. It starts with a burned Hydreigon (with a Life Orb) using Draco Meteor on a Greninja, which was frail as ****, resulting in an OHKO. Then he calls me a hacker. I hardly face these kind of people, but when I do, I laugh at their noobness and get annoyed at their accusations.

EDIT:

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-121120739

Okay, I have NO IDEA what this guy was hoping to achieve. After Iron Defence on Excadrill, I thought he might have been a Baton Pass team. I was wrong. He was just a *******.


EDIT 2:

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-124751355

A battle of two noobs. Not mine, sharing it anyway