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BreeZaps
08-05-2015, 05:49 AM
Hello! Welcome to the PokeCheats Quotes Thread!

This is for forum quotes ONLY! This means no quotes from Skype, Twitter, Tumbler, YouTube etc.
It's not only for chat quotes. It's for the whole forum. If you find a post funny quote it and link the post from the thread.

Youtube Quote Thread: http://pokecheats.net/forum/showthread.php?22065-Funny-Awesome-Stupid-YouTube-Comments-MIGHT-CONTAIN-FOUL-LANGUAGE-AND-SEXUAL-THEMES

Have fun quoting!


Most liked post: http://pokecheats.net/forum/showthread.php?21972-Pokecheats-quote-thread!&p=471209&viewfull=1#post471209

SFB
08-05-2015, 05:52 AM
"Forums Up"

-Former SS Member Skype Group

Dragonite
08-05-2015, 05:55 AM
"Forums Up"

-Former SS Member Skype Group

And Twitter, remember.

Starry
08-06-2015, 07:19 AM
[06-08, 00:13] Austin: Idk what rekt X more
[06-08, 00:13] Austin: Kaizo Mario or Scept
[06-08, 00:14] X!!: sonrio's wild ding dong

X!!
08-06-2015, 08:36 AM
[06-08, 16:32] Starry: am i seriously stuck in a pokemon game
[06-08, 16:33] X!!: are you seriously stuck in a pokemon game
[06-08, 16:33] Austin: are you seriously stuck in a pokemon game
[06-08, 16:35] EpicCh33se: are you seriously stuck in a pokemon game

EpicCh33se
08-06-2015, 08:40 AM
[06-08, 00:24] Austin:
Somtimes when I'm bored I curl up in a ball and pretend that I'm a scoop of vanilla ice cream
[06-08, 00:28] Starry:
Sometimes when I'm bored I curl up into a ball and eat a scoop of vanilla ice cream
[06-08, 00:32] EpicCh33se:
Sometimes when I'm bored I curl up into a scoop of vanilla ice cream and eat myself.

[06-08, 00:35] Austin:
Ch33se's line reminds me of Little Baby's ice cream lol
[06-08, 00:36] EpicCh33se:
Ice cream's ch33se lines remind me of little babies.

BreeZaps
08-06-2015, 04:08 PM
[06-08, 01:00] X!!: im never uploading videos again **** you guys

but but... X!!

ShadowMr.L
08-06-2015, 04:17 PM
[06-08, 01:00] X!!: im never uploading videos again **** you guys

but but... X!!

No X we love your videos please don't quit ;_;

Aaron
08-06-2015, 04:19 PM
[06-08, 17:09] Kyoits: sonrio would be a terrible ruler

wow ok

Bricktoad
08-06-2015, 04:29 PM
"**** you gio" - bricktoag
[05-08, 01:37] Bricktoad: is it true? is sonrio gay?
[05-08, 13:16] sonriopoby123: is it true? is sonrio gay?



[06-08, 01:00] X!!: im never uploading videos again **** you guys

oh no!!!

EpicCh33se
08-08-2015, 11:30 PM
Flubbs: loool
Flubbs: ss is p2w

ShadowMr.L
08-09-2015, 03:58 PM
[11:56:31 AM] Austin: He's like that one ex that won't stop texting you

Although this is in Skype, this is really funny.

X!!
08-10-2015, 08:41 PM
[11-08, 04:34] sonriopoby123: Youd be lucky to even be sent pictures of someone, nudes or not
[11-08, 04:36] X!!: *cough* post a pic thread *cough*
[11-08, 04:36] Uzi: one of those things is a criminal offense
[11-08, 04:36] Uzi: the other is just annoying
[11-08, 04:39] Aaron: So X is illegal and Sonrio is just annoying>
[11-08, 04:39] Aaron: Or the other way round?
[11-08, 04:39] Aaron: ;D

Dragonite
08-10-2015, 08:50 PM
obviously X!! is the illegal one.

X!!
08-10-2015, 08:58 PM
obviously X!! is the illegal one.

my very first @ mention is a post saying im illegal. welp.

Dragonite
08-10-2015, 09:00 PM
are you saying you were surprised? get with the times, mate.

sonriopoby123
08-12-2015, 02:32 PM
[11-08, 16:39] Starry: i like how sonrio usually is just a bunch of puns and memes and stuff
[11-08, 16:39] Starry: and sometimes he's like
[11-08, 16:40] Starry: "i shall tap into my inner writer and become the most serious person on this website"

Tainers14
08-14-2015, 10:05 PM
"how do you share a video on facebook"

- XpL 2015

XpL
08-15-2015, 03:23 AM
"how do you share a video on facebook"

- XpL 2015

I am technologically illiterate.

Dragonite
08-17-2015, 07:27 PM
til you shouldn't eat Ferrospike

New 17-08, 19:01 Blade Lord Nayru *grabs fork and knife*
New 17-08, 19:01 Tiberia Prima :^) Edit
New 17-08, 19:01 Blade Lord Nayru *eats Ferro*
New 17-08, 19:01 Ferrospike I'm a spiked ball
New 17-08, 19:02 TheTrainerExpert *A metal spiked ball
New 17-08, 19:02 Blade Lord Nayru I don't care
New 17-08, 19:02 Blade Lord Nayru *internally bleeds*
New 17-08, 19:02 Tiberia Prima nothing like a little baking to soften things up Edit
New 17-08, 19:02 Tiberia Prima iron is good for you, anyway Edit
New 17-08, 19:02 Blade Lord Nayru Ferro, you're a ridiculously tall spiked ball
New 17-08, 19:02 Ferrospike *uses self-destruct*
New 17-08, 19:02 Austin What the what I leave for like 5 minutes and this starts happening
New 17-08, 19:03 Blade Lord Nayru Hi Austin
New 17-08, 19:03 Tiberia Prima sanity is never safe in the chatbox Edit
New 17-08, 19:03 Blade Lord Nayru Now leave for 5 minutes again
New 17-08, 19:03 Aguará Guazú That's a weird mental image
New 17-08, 19:03 Tiberia Prima you will find it evaporating into thin air very quickly Edit
New 17-08, 19:03 Ferrospike *crawls out* Anyway
New 17-08, 19:03 Blade Lord Nayru *looks down* Oh..... well crap

BreeZaps
08-17-2015, 10:29 PM
[17-08, 15:27] Kinniekins : What happens if you take DayQuil and NyQuil at the same time?

...

Hakuiin
08-17-2015, 11:06 PM
http://pokecheats.net/forum/showthread.php?22208-Tri-Lake-Academy-(A-Pokemon-Roleplay)/page4


Ksi was deserted, like usual. People only showed up to that club house when they had to. Most if not all people in Ksi hated the club system, so they decided to join that club. Sighing to herself, she headed towards the forest. She could feel her Pokemon getting anxious in their balls, so she wanted to give them some fresh air. Once she hit the forest, she called out all three of her Pokemon. Nolan, the Phantumb ,drifted off towards a tree looking for a nice place to hide for a bit. Camden always told herself that she will eventually lose him because his constant disappearing. Giggling a bit, she watched as Ame, a Snover, adjusted to the warmer weather. It wasn't the biggest fan of the area, but she eventually accumulated herself. Flora, a happy go lucky Flabébé, started to jump around, trying to get her trainer to play with her again. Laughing slightly, she held out her hand to Flora. Flora seemed to sigh, resting herself in her trainer's outstretched hand.

Camden looked around the forest, thinking to herself that maybe this year, she'll truly would enjoy herself at Tri Lake. She had few friends, so more often than not she felt lonely. Seeing a familiar figure, she called out "Hey, Taylor!"

Ferrospike
08-17-2015, 11:24 PM
Screw you too, Hakuiin xD

Dragonite
08-18-2015, 04:58 AM
x's presence has claimed another victim, I see

Blade Lord Nayru
08-18-2015, 08:17 PM
Dragonite: dragonite? never heard of that one. sounds like a nerd.

SuperSceptile
08-20-2015, 01:22 AM
SuperSceptile
it's so sad when you're brother sees you playing huniepop

SuperSceptile
and he goes, "Go get a girlfriend you virgin"

SuperSceptile
He actually said that

SuperSceptile
rip

SuperSceptile
I WAS ONLY PLAYING IT FOR THE PUZZLES AND RACIST JOKES I SWEAR

SuperSceptile
I'll give him that one

SuperSceptile
I got f****** roasted by my own brother

Kinniekins
Hmm, never been burned that badly by a piece of wood.


I'm laughing but crying at the same time

Shaymin
08-23-2015, 05:30 PM
[20-08, 20:19] SuperSceptile: I like the usagi Avi "rivalry"
[20-08, 20:19] SuperSceptile: or hate to hell and back
[20-08, 20:20] Kinniekins : Sure, 'rivarly'
[20-08, 20:20] Kinniekins : If you catch my drift. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[20-08, 20:20] SuperSceptile: we are nowhere near that yet
[20-08, 20:21] ssshaymin: uh?
[20-08, 20:21] Kinniekins : Yet my good Scept, Yet. -u-


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aaron
08-23-2015, 05:46 PM
[23-08, 18:43] Tiberia Prima: i get the feelign were following anime logic more than game logic here

more than likely

Bricktoad
08-24-2015, 02:04 AM
His heart was beating 100 beats per second, and he felt really light-headed.


lol .

Aaron
08-24-2015, 12:54 PM
wow that was funny

Bricktoad
08-24-2015, 05:37 PM
((that will literally instantly kill you your character died from a false yet glorified image of anxiety))

Aaron
08-24-2015, 06:04 PM
((well this is bit awkward considering a normal resting heart rate is 60 to 100 beats per minute))

Dragonite
08-24-2015, 06:14 PM
the way you worded it was kind of awkward, though. Also, 100 isn't THAT outlandish:


Your resting heart rate is the heart pumping the lowest amount of blood you need because you’re not exercising. If you’re sitting or lying and you’re calm, relaxed and aren’t ill, your heart rate is normally between 60 (beats per minute) and 100 (beats per minute)

source (http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/MyHeartandStrokeNews/All-About-Heart-Rate-Pulse_UCM_438850_Article.jsp)

Dabottle
08-24-2015, 06:24 PM
Am I missing something or is that clearly 6,000 bpm?

Tiberia Prima
08-24-2015, 06:26 PM
probably .

Bricktoad
08-24-2015, 06:37 PM
100 beats per second, ras
you wrote beats per second and your character died

don't ask anyone what they have against this rp

Aaron
08-24-2015, 06:42 PM
don't ask anyone what they have against this rp

so i shouldn't ask people what they have against this rp because i made one mistake? bit pathetic, but suuuuure

Dragonite
08-24-2015, 06:42 PM
don't ask anyone what they have against this rp

probably the fact that it's been flooding the activity stream for a good week and contains 11% of the posts on the entire current forum (for comparison, mafia only has 4% of them)

Bricktoad
08-24-2015, 07:41 PM
so i shouldn't ask people what they have against this rp because i made one mistake? bit pathetic, but suuuuure

"well ras, i mean, if you look through the thread, you'll find that there are many, many, many, many errors."
:>

Aaron
08-24-2015, 07:42 PM
"well ras, i mean, if you look through the thread, you'll find that there are many, many, many, many errors."
:>

you know what? there probably are. but if you don't like the fact that there are so many errors, why not just leave the thread alone?
:>

Dragonite
08-24-2015, 07:47 PM
i assume he's talking about the fact that only me and ferro seem to know how verb tense works? :^)

Xerodragon12
08-25-2015, 12:04 AM
Guys, stop bickering in the thread, or I will have to lock the thread. If you guys have a problem with the RP, discuss it in a different thread or in the chatbox. Don't derail the purposes of the Quotes thread.

Kevin Chase Lumin
08-25-2015, 01:58 AM
Kevin Chase Lumin: People who talk to themselves are crazy
Kevin Chase Lumin: YOU HEAR THAT, NAYRU???
Kevin Chase Lumin: YOU CRAZY *****

Dragonite
08-25-2015, 06:37 AM
i forgot to post this earlier, and it took ages to find in the archives D:

for a bit of backstory, lumin's an alt of naryu and she's arguing with herself or something weird like that

24-08, 15:30 Blade Lord Nayru Home to what?
New 24-08, 15:30 Kevin Chase Lumin I have a mother in the hospital
New 24-08, 15:31 Blade Lord Nayru Isn't she dead?
New 24-08, 15:31 Kevin Chase Lumin Did you miss the memo?
New 24-08, 15:31 Tiberia Prima comatose, you knucklehead
New 24-08, 15:31 Tiberia Prima didnt you read your own post?
New 24-08, 15:31 Blade Lord Nayru >.>
New 24-08, 15:31 Dragonite * Dragonite bops both Lumin and Naryu
New 24-08, 15:31 Blade Lord Nayru I'm far too busy to read what I write on the internet

Dragonite
08-27-2015, 08:03 PM
i like how all of my posts in here all seem to involve the same person

New [27-08, 19:26] Blade Lord Nayru: Why do you always misspell my name?
New [27-08, 19:28] Blade Lord Nayru: And why does Scept hold up every chain play he's ever part of? <.<
New [27-08, 19:28] Aaron: dont get so upset about it naryu
New [27-08, 19:28] Aaron: :^)
New [27-08, 19:29] Blade Lord Nayru: *stuffs Arnold into a trash can*

SuperSceptile
08-27-2015, 08:08 PM
i like how all of my posts in here all seem to involve the same person

New [27-08, 19:26] Blade Lord Nayru: Why do you always misspell my name?
New [27-08, 19:28] Blade Lord Nayru: And why does Scept hold up every chain play he's ever part of? <.<
New [27-08, 19:28] Aaron: dont get so upset about it naryu
New [27-08, 19:28] Aaron: :^)
New [27-08, 19:29] Blade Lord Nayru: *stuffs Arnold into a trash can*

Literally 1 and the current one is because brick hasn't given me the save file.

Aaron
08-27-2015, 08:10 PM
Literally 1 and the current one is because brick hasn't given me the save file.

Personally, I think you're focusing entirely on the wrong part of the log.

SuperSceptile
08-27-2015, 08:13 PM
Personally, I think you're focusing entirely on the wrong part of the log.

This is true. Still wanted to point out how wrong that part was.

sonriopoby123
08-27-2015, 09:17 PM
Sceptile: *forgets about fe8 randomizer entirely*

SuperSceptile
08-27-2015, 09:23 PM
Sceptile: *forgets about fe8 randomizer entirely*

There was an error and no one could help me fix it ;~;

Starry
08-30-2015, 03:26 AM
[29-08, 18:36] Kinniekins : I some how ended up on a yaoi/NSFW manga site.
__
[29-08, 18:38] Blade Lord Nayru: Blue, I hate to be the one to tell you this
[29-08, 18:38] Blade Lord Nayru: But you're a goldfish

Aaron
08-30-2015, 09:15 AM
[30-08, 07:22] ShaymieTehShaymin: Death spent like three hours having hamburgers and milk with my Sims. Before he left, he took out the trash and did sit-ups in the dining room.
[30-08, 07:23] ShaymieTehShaymin: Oh, and my Sim flirted with him.
[30-08, 07:26] Starry: that's so horrible
[30-08, 07:26] Starry: don't make death kill another sim
[30-08, 07:27] Starry: kill them yourself
[30-08, 07:27] Starry: death has a busy schedule
[30-08, 07:27] ShaymieTehShaymin: But Sims take forever to drown in pools...
[30-08, 07:27] ShaymieTehShaymin: And they're too smart to burn to death.
[30-08, 07:28] Starry: trap them on a one "square" platform
[30-08, 07:28] Starry: they will die
[30-08, 07:28] Starry: see: the time i killed lt. surge
[30-08, 07:28] ShaymieTehShaymin: @~@
[30-08, 07:30] ShaymieTehShaymin: I could have them get eaten by a Cowplant, but that's too much work.
[30-08, 07:30] ShaymieTehShaymin: On the bright side, after they get eaten, I could have my Sims drink the other Sims' life essence and slowly become immortal.
[30-08, 07:33] Starry: I'm pretty sure they have to be clean for Cowplants to eat them
[30-08, 07:34] ShaymieTehShaymin: Then I'll put a shower in their torture chamber.

*laughs nervously*

ShaymieTehShaymin
08-30-2015, 09:24 PM
Hey, if you're going to play The Sims, you have to play it right.

X!!
08-31-2015, 04:31 PM
[31-08, 21:14] Blade Lord Nayru: I'm dead
[31-08, 21:56] X!!: Hi dead. I'm tired.
[01-09, 00:21] Blade Lord Nayru: Hi Tired, nice to meet you
[01-09, 00:21] X!!: you're late, dead.
[01-09, 00:22] Blade Lord Nayru: The late dead
[01-09, 00:23] X!!: dead died.
[01-09, 00:23] Blade Lord Nayru: RIP, the late dead died

Dragonite
08-31-2015, 04:32 PM
you forgot the part where i murdered her

X!!
08-31-2015, 04:39 PM
[01-09, 00:25] Dragonite: * Dragonite murders naryu
[01-09, 00:26] Sylveon: Good job
[01-09, 00:28] Blade Lord Nayru: I think we need some way of measuring how dead I am
[01-09, 00:31] Dragonite: you could try watts
[01-09, 00:31] Dragonite: no no,
[01-09, 00:31] Dragonite: what's the unit for current
[01-09, 00:31] Dragonite: coulombs
[01-09, 00:31] Dragonite: yeah

----------

[01-09, 00:37] Dragonite: GALLONS
[01-09, 00:37] Dragonite: WE CAN MEASURE DEATH IN GALLONS

Dragonite
08-31-2015, 05:53 PM
New [31-08, 13:53] Sylveon: I mean, you don't particularly have to be alive, you just can't be dead.

i'm not sure if that's how it works

BreeZaps
09-09-2015, 09:47 PM
[09-09, 14:45] ShaymieTehShaymin: Murder's only fun when it's on purpose.

X!!
09-13-2015, 06:25 AM
[13-09, 13:06] Bricktoad: hello!
[13-09, 13:11] Rocket: omg! the amazing bricktoag!
[13-09, 13:13] Bricktoad: it is i! the amazing, the wonderful, bricktoag!
[13-09, 13:13] Bricktoad: here for my next magic trick!
[13-09, 13:14] Bricktoad: aha! what is this? the logout button?

Starry
09-13-2015, 07:38 AM
[12-09, 15:09] Starry: I'm planning on pre-ordering Persona 4: Canon Dancing Game
[12-09, 15:10] Starry: Luckily, my mom said she would let me pre-order it online
[12-09, 15:10] Starry: Cause, I don't like to say that only girls can like rhythm games or whatever
12-09, 15:10 Starry: But, it's still a little awkward XP
[12-09, 15:19] Xerodragon12: At the very least it's not Hatsune Miku Project Diva
[12-09, 15:23] Xerodragon12: but I think the most embarassing thing for you is the fact that you ACTUALLY own a Vita


Big Picture Ahead:
http://i.imgur.com/PWIK4Hi.png

Found another:

[13-09, 15:29] Kinniekins : This chatbox is hideous.
[13-09, 15:30] SuperSceptile: this chapter actually isn't that bad though
[13-09, 15:30] SuperSceptile: as long as you stay careful
[13-09, 15:30] SuperSceptile: i mean i almost beat it 1st try with only 2 deaths and they were of units that literally did nothin
[13-09, 15:31] SuperSceptile: *nothing
[13-09, 15:31] Sylveon: Well Skitty this is Scept we're looking at.

BreeZaps
09-15-2015, 10:44 PM
[15-09, 15:35] Kinniekins: Is she in a NyQuil coma?

Blade Lord Nayru
09-18-2015, 08:23 PM
Aaron I NEED A VGM TO LISTEN TO
SuperSceptile Aaron just listen to cornered
Aaron I'm not in the mood.
SuperSceptile not in the mood for cornered?
SuperSceptile Cornered will put you in the mood for cornered

Starry
09-20-2015, 12:13 AM
[19-09, 17:11] Blade Lord Nayru: *Nayru randomly catches fire*
[19-09, 17:11] Blade Lord Nayru: Lyra, this is called spontaneous combustion.

Uhhh

X!!
09-23-2015, 03:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gASA9pd.png

insert heart emoticon here.

Blade Lord Nayru
09-23-2015, 03:41 PM
Convenient Soul Badge

Ayra
09-23-2015, 08:58 PM
[23-09, 13:56] SuperSceptile: sylveon don't f*** with nayru or she'll f*** you

Dragonite
09-29-2015, 06:53 AM
Context withheld.

[2:52:03 AM] sonic mario pokemon and kirby: dragonite ill give you mod powers if you kick x

X!!
09-29-2015, 07:16 AM
[29-09, 15:08] Dom Toretto: Ever played ****, marry, kill?
[29-09, 15:08] Dom Toretto: I'd **** X
[29-09, 15:08] Dom Toretto: marry Ch33se
[29-09, 15:09] Dom Toretto: And kill myself

[29-09, 15:14] Sylveon: **** X, kill Roxas, marry ch33se, sounds good.

Aaron
10-05-2015, 05:16 PM
[05-10, 18:02] Alucard: Scept likes pain
[05-10, 18:02] Alucard: That's why he loves SAO so much


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

SuperSceptile
10-05-2015, 09:41 PM
[05-10, 18:02] Alucard: Scept likes pain
[05-10, 18:02] Alucard: That's why he loves SAO so much


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

I mean, Nayru likes Skyward Sword and Fairy Tail so I'm not even gonna bother arguing.

Dragonite
10-05-2015, 09:51 PM
[5:44:37 PM] Dovah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFVvgSY8SOg WHERE IS X!!
[5:45:49 PM] rainbow_sasuke: SOME TURTLES BREATHE THROUGH THEIR BUTTS
[5:45:50 PM] rainbow_sasuke: I AM WEEPING
[5:46:10 PM | Edited 5:47:24 PM] HMS Shaymin: Plot twist; one of those turtles would be Kamex

My job is complete.

Blade Lord Nayru
10-07-2015, 06:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xxRgkCD.png

Everything about this conversation is amazing

Dragonite
10-07-2015, 07:59 PM
you fools are never going to pass that necromancy exam

Erron Black
10-07-2015, 08:05 PM
[07-10, 20:59] Alucard: Sylveon, I think it's time I told you the truth
[07-10, 20:59] Alucard: You're my alt
[07-10, 20:59] Alucard: (kappa)
[07-10, 21:00] Erron Black: O_o
[07-10, 21:02] Sylveon: Eww no.

Dabottle
10-09-2015, 07:41 PM
I'm sorry.

[09-10, 20:36] Pokemon73: I'm only 3 years old

X!!
10-12-2015, 06:40 AM
[12-10, 14:39] EpicCh33se: http://puu.sh/kHhJ7/1134fba3a2.png
[12-10, 14:39] EpicCh33se: what the hell

Zachgoose
10-12-2015, 09:13 AM
[12-10, 14:39] EpicCh33se: http://puu.sh/kHhJ7/1134fba3a2.png
[12-10, 14:39] EpicCh33se: what the hell

I went here to quote this as well. Mafia back confirmed.

Pokemon73
10-12-2015, 11:01 AM
I'm sorry.

[09-10, 20:36] Pokemon73: I'm only 3 years old

I'm sorry my senpais I'll respect you all!

Ayra
10-14-2015, 08:39 PM
New [14-10, 13:32] Alucard: Death is but a sleep. Although it's gonna be really frickin hard to get up in the morning.

Blade Lord Nayru
10-15-2015, 08:49 PM
i like it when i win

There's a character limit. That's nice.

Aaron
10-16-2015, 07:01 AM
[16-10, 05:10] Dom Toretto: Taint
[16-10, 05:10] Dom Toretto: Pubic hair
[16-10, 05:10] Dom Toretto: Nipples

someone care to explain what the hell he's doing?

SSrocks
10-16-2015, 12:17 PM
certain people (not just Dom Toretto) are stupidly testing out censors in chatbox because they're bored or its funny for themselves

Aaron
10-16-2015, 03:44 PM
certain people (not just Dom Toretto) are stupidly testing out censors in chatbox because they're bored or its funny for themselves

oh yeah i did that haha

Dragonite
10-16-2015, 04:26 PM
certain people (not just Dom Toretto) are stupidly testing out censors in chatbox because they're bored or its funny for themselves

i think we're forgetting that certain people don't need excuses to be eleven in the chatbox.

X!!
10-20-2015, 12:50 PM
[20-10, 10:24] dud190: i banged my ds on the table and since I may or may not be playing on a save file
[20-10, 18:29] Alucard: dud190 i banged my ds on the table
[20-10, 18:30] Alucard: Something about that seems... off

Ayra
10-22-2015, 01:46 AM
[21-10, 18:45] Alucard: ALSO HOLY CRAP I REALLY NEED TO GO TO SLEEP
[21-10, 18:45] Alucard: Good night
[21-10, 18:45] Sylveon: G'night.
[21-10, 18:45] Aguará Guazú: weet dreams!

Ayra
10-24-2015, 10:33 PM
GengyGengar: i am getting so ******* sick of traps in pmd red
Alucard: Traps are annoying in all PMD's
Aguará Guazú: Traps are annoying in any game ever
Sylveon: Traps are annoying In anything ever.
Xerodragon12: Traps are annoying
X!!: Traps

Dragonite
10-27-2015, 06:31 AM
Dovah pokes x with a dead fish
[2:25:21 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: [2:22 AM] Dovah:

<<< Herpes pokes x with a dead fishew
[2:25:27 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: im getting poked by herpes
[2:25:51 AM] Dovah: now rename me "syphilis!" : D
[2:29:15 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: [14:25:57] Syphilis: now rename me "syphilis!" : D

Skype's weirdness level has just gone up by 1!

Aaron
10-27-2015, 05:08 PM
Dovah pokes x with a dead fish
[2:25:21 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: [2:22 AM] Dovah:

<<< Herpes pokes x with a dead fishew
[2:25:27 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: im getting poked by herpes
[2:25:51 AM] Dovah: now rename me "syphilis!" : D
[2:29:15 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: [14:25:57] Syphilis: now rename me "syphilis!" : D

Skype's weirdness level has just gone up by 1!

excuse me, but skype's weirdness level physically cannot go any higher

Dragonite
10-27-2015, 06:52 PM
let me introduce you to the concept of "no level cap?"

Aaron
10-27-2015, 07:39 PM
let me introduce you to the concept of "no level cap?"

that certainly explains a lot about the skype group, tbh

ShadowMr.L
11-14-2015, 06:54 PM
[14-11, 13:47] Sylveon: It was a joke. Stop talking it seriously.

Yeah guys stop talking it seriously. (kappa)

BreeZaps
12-16-2015, 12:13 AM
15-12, 17:59 SuperSceptile: I'm sick of Sakurai's hard on for Fire Emblem

good for you

Dragonite
12-23-2015, 05:50 AM
[12:45:42 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: tux said that i failed at being a failure
[12:45:59 AM] Dovah: dragonite said you failed at failing to be a failure
[12:46:30 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: and i say...
[12:46:35 AM] TheYPhillipinoWalkthrough2: "OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE FAT"
[12:47:30 AM] Dovah: id totally be eating dinner right now if i wasnt watching eyan play terraria
[12:47:36 AM] Rocket/Vulpy: >463.0 lbs according to Bulbapedia, he's not lying.

Dragonite
03-06-2016, 07:58 PM
warning potentially nsfw, and I have no idea what the context was supposed to be

[1:09:19 PM] HMS Shaymin: We're in the Fairy Tail universe apparently
[1:09:38 PM] Adobe Font Folio: Lolwat
[1:15:51 PM] HMS Shaymin: Cassandra?
[1:16:39 PM] Adobe Font Folio: IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL YOUR USED TISSUE?!
[1:17:01 PM] HMS Shaymin: She is a sheet of human tissue :^ )
[1:17:32 PM] Adobe Font Folio: So she's basically a used cumbucket?
[1:17:34 PM] Adobe Font Folio: Yikes.
[1:17:43 PM] HMS Shaymin: I'm alive
[1:17:47 PM] HMS Shaymin: Wait
[1:18:03 PM] HMS Shaymin: If she's a condom and used tissue then ???
[1:18:14 PM | Edited 1:18:42 PM] Adobe Font Folio: She's X.
[1:18:39 PM] HMS Shaymin: THAT EXPLAINS X'S CURVES
[1:18:45 PM] Adobe Font Folio: Oh my God.

Shaymin
03-06-2016, 08:41 PM
Ah, the joys of being in a Skype call


warning potentially nsfw, and I have no idea what the context was supposed to be

[1:09:19 PM] HMS Shaymin: We're in the Fairy Tail universe apparently
[1:09:38 PM] Adobe Font Folio: Lolwat

I was somewhere else at the time, but Aqua/Adobe Font Folio didn't notice that Aaron hadn't being wearing a shirt for the past couple minutes and well, Fairy Tail being Fairy Tail and Gray Fullbuster... (Whatever his name is)



[1:15:51 PM] HMS Shaymin: Cassandra?
[1:16:39 PM] Adobe Font Folio: IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL YOUR USED TISSUE?!
[1:17:01 PM] HMS Shaymin: She is a sheet of human tissue :^ )
[1:17:32 PM] Adobe Font Folio: So she's basically a used cumbucket?
[1:17:34 PM] Adobe Font Folio: Yikes.
[1:17:43 PM] HMS Shaymin: I'm alive
[1:17:47 PM] HMS Shaymin: Wait
[1:18:03 PM] HMS Shaymin: If she's a condom and used tissue then ???
[1:18:14 PM | Edited 1:18:42 PM] Adobe Font Folio: She's X.
[1:18:39 PM] HMS Shaymin: THAT EXPLAINS X'S CURVES
[1:18:45 PM] Adobe Font Folio: Oh my God.

I don't remember this one as much as the other thing since I was walking in a Sam's Club parking lot and gods forbid that I get hit by a car (rather, in the same couple minutes, I accidentally have my mic on and a random bird screeches, Aqua makes a joke about it messing with a condom, and I die of laughter), but it was something about Aqua having a tissue that makes him perpetually moist and asks what one would call that tissue. I say "Cassandra" (look up "cassandra doctor who") because she's been the inside joke between me and Aqua. I don't remember exactly how it came to be, but I think it had something to do with Kamex being afraid of Cassandra. And that last part was a comment on X's famous crossdressing picture from my friend Lastri saying something like "he has curves o-O He has more curves than me".

Dragonite
03-19-2016, 12:08 AM
for some background, "why is there hair around my a n u s" is a joke that's been circulating the comments of SciShow videos for a few months; here (http://i.imgur.com/AK6uRCB.png)'s the full comment thread.

[3/17/2016 7:24:16 PM] the linux vacuu, also known as Tux Gamer: http://screencast.com/t/uICmarWe6
stop randomly showing up in comment sections of videos i watch
[3/17/2016 11:06:42 PM] Dovah: so were you one of the knuckleheads asking about butt hair?
[5:44:26 AM] the linux vacuum: nah
[5:44:33 AM] the linux vacuum: idc about my butt hair
[3:41:13 PM] Dovah: i don't believe you
[3:42:27 PM] the linux vacuum: i really don't care about my butt hair though
[3:42:40 PM] the linux vacuum: i mean, i guess it's nice that it's there, but i wouldn't mind if it weren't
[3:43:58 PM] Dovah: according to some of the other comments on recent videos, we probably would
[3:44:27 PM] the linux vacuum: i'm sure YouTube commenters are all experts on butt hair science
[3:44:48 PM] Dovah: if there's one thing I would believe youtube comments about, it's probably butt hair

Dragonite
04-29-2016, 10:34 PM
uhh

[6:00:41 PM] toilet paper the second: who or what is a jason
[6:01:00 PM] LL: a Jason is when two things are next to each other
[6:01:21 PM] toilet paper the second: that pun isn't even good
[6:01:32 PM] LL: I'm sorry

Dragonite
08-16-2016, 03:36 AM
[11:33 PM] Skullkidfan: ITS INHUMANE TO KEEP PHELPS IN THE POOL
[11:34 PM] Skullkidfan: HE NEEDS TO BE RELEASED BACK INTO THE OCEAN TO BE AMONG HIS FELLOW MERMEN

Dragonite
10-31-2016, 02:16 AM
The madness begins anew.

[30-10, 22:03] Eoghy: eyancommunity was pretty toxic and it was at least 30% my fault

ShadowMr.L
10-31-2016, 09:27 PM
[We now know why we are so toxic.]

Bricktoad
11-01-2016, 01:58 AM
The madness begins anew.

[30-10, 22:03] Eoghy: eyancommunity was pretty toxic and it was at least 30% my fault

me kissing *** for three years didn't help much

ShadowMr.L
11-06-2016, 03:54 PM
The Official Pokemon YouTube channel revealed a new Pokemon today, Turtonator. It is a Fire/Dragon-type with a new move called Shell Trap which gets planted and deals an explosion of damage if the foe attacks in the same turn. What do you think of this new Pokemon? <iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SFWLoyZESAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" style="margin-left: 3%;" align="right"></iframe>

This quote speaks to me on a poetic level.

Dragonite
11-09-2016, 08:27 PM
[3:25:55 PM] toilet paper the second: Canada seems like a fun place
[3:26:03 PM] toilet paper the second: it's just like America, except better at literally everything

Dragonite
12-27-2016, 10:15 PM
this isn't a pokécheats quote but i don't feel like finding the general out-of-context thread.

dad: "i'm seeing a friend for dinner today, we're going to discuss how to take over the world"

Ayra
12-27-2016, 11:58 PM
Dragonite is your dad a politician?

Dragonite
12-28-2016, 03:51 AM
in a manner of speaking

Dragonite
02-13-2017, 10:18 PM
[4:30 PM] UmbrNeon hisses
[4:30 PM] Dragonite: she started barking at the vet
[4:31 PM] UmbrNeon: I did no such thing
[4:31 PM] Dragonite: i meant my dog
[4:31 PM] UmbrNeon: Oh, right

Ayra
02-28-2017, 04:22 AM
New [27-02, 20:19] Roxas: I'm a deist, and assert that god doesn't interfere with the universe.

New [27-02, 20:20] Sylveon: Ah. But I do interfere with the universe; ergo, your religion is false.

ShadowMr.L
03-01-2017, 01:14 AM
[28-02, 19:09] ShaymieTehShaymin: .

Roxas
03-20-2017, 03:30 PM
[20-03, 01:29] Eoghy: can you all like
[20-03, 01:29] Eoghy: never talk about my country again

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/99/04/4a/99044acf518464ce738e972c666fa135.jpg

BreeZaps
11-15-2017, 06:04 AM
New [12-11, 14:29] Roxas: Ahhh, I remember the time I got banned from forumotion...
New [12-11, 14:29] Roxas: I was the ripe age of eleven years old.
New [12-11, 14:30] Roxas: Orange-kun had said something pertaining to his enjoyment of my little pony
New [12-11, 14:30] Roxas: and then I said that males liking MLP were "gay"
New [12-11, 14:30] Roxas: the rest is history.
New [12-11, 14:32] Roxas: sometimes I wish I went back in time and abused the **** out of my 5th grade ***

BreeZaps
08-17-2018, 04:30 AM
[14-08, 11:18] Roxas: I was told that factoring special trinomials would be hard....and then I breezed through the homework before I went home.
[14-08, 11:19] Roxas: I've drawn a conclusion: college professors teach math better than any public school can. End of story.
[14-08, 11:21] Roxas: The fact that they could reteach algebra to me in 9 days and make it stick speaks wonders. Can't wait for real school to start next Monday

Dragonite
09-11-2018, 04:10 AM
This forum won't die because I won't let it die!

[10-09, 22:28] Roxas: But can dog poops really fly?
[10-09, 22:35] Xerodragon12: they can if you throw them hard enough