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Aqua13
05-27-2008, 06:47 AM
I saw this game on another forum, and thought it was pretty neat.

Here's the idea. You make a wish, and then the next poster grants it. However, things don't go according to plan... Here's an example.

Guy: I wish for world peace.
Gal: Wish granted... but it uses up all the water in the world, so now everyone dies of thirst.

Get it? Then, the chain carries on. So...

I wish I wasn't too polite to take the last slice of cake.

Zak91
05-27-2008, 11:30 AM
Granted but you end up dropping it on the floor.

I wish i had all the money in the world.

Zeus
05-27-2008, 04:26 PM
Wish granted...

Ahh ta heck of this ****, you greedy ******* now everyone will starve because you're so ******* greedy, the whole world would end up in chaos, people would have to be carnivores in order to survive.

I wish Aqua13 would **** his sexy action figure dolls.

AlbinoShiningami
05-27-2008, 09:14 PM
Wish granted...

Ahh ta heck of this ****, you greedy ******* now everyone will starve because you're so ******* greedy, the whole world would end up in chaos, people would have to be carnivores in order to survive.

I wish Aqua13 would **** his sexy action figure dolls.
wish granted but now u cant close
your eyes without seeing action figure buttseckz

I wish i wasnt albino >>

ambervoid
05-30-2008, 06:11 AM
your wish is granted, *****, and you'll be rampaged over by the beaners

I wish for a pencil

Aqua13
05-30-2008, 06:38 AM
granted but you triped and you got impaled by that same pencil ^.^

I wish that when i came home, i would see hayden pentierre in my bed butt naked =^D

ambervoid
05-31-2008, 01:14 AM
You do and, you climb into the bed, as she strokes your chest, and then you two spend the night together. Next day, you find that she disappeared and that you have gonorrhea.

I wish to be a moderator on Team Ubers forum

Hueso{Wes}
05-31-2008, 10:08 PM
granted but then u die

i wish for a slurpee

ambervoid
06-01-2008, 01:37 AM
granted but then u die



I wish that the mascot was bidoof

SmexySnarf
06-01-2008, 05:00 PM
I wish that the mascot was bidoof

Granted, but then it is buttraped to hell by a machamp and a garchomp

I wish that my diamond save file did not corrupt

ShieryuSilvr
06-01-2008, 10:51 PM
Granted but then u lost ur DS LOL

I wish ppl would respect the greatness that is skarm :O

Zeus
06-02-2008, 01:05 AM
Fine. But Skarm sucks.

I wish Jesus would stop making me lose to luck hax.

XxSalientxX
06-02-2008, 07:59 AM
wish granted but to not lose to luck hax is to lose your pogeyman because you were born with "bad" luck :D.

I Wish i could have a phillipino girlfreind D:<

ambervoid
06-02-2008, 11:19 PM
lol granted but she realizes you're a total ****** and that you're spending time on pokemon rather than spending time with her and she breaks up with you.

I wish I knew when the end of the world will be

AlbinoShiningami
06-05-2008, 02:12 AM
lol granted but she realizes you're a total ****** and that you're spending time on pokemon rather than spending time with her and she breaks up with you.

I wish I knew when the end of the world will be
wish granted but now its the end of the world...
=3
i wish latios wasnt so badass v_v

mosers15
06-05-2008, 12:39 PM
wish granted but latios still rapes your ***
i wish that i was 8 feet tall

Aqua13
06-05-2008, 04:59 PM
granted but you walk straight into a fan on the ceiling that cracks your head open.

I wish i won the lottery :D

mosers15
06-05-2008, 05:24 PM
the lotteries prize was only 1 dollar

i wish i could fly and touch the sky

Stone_Cold22
06-05-2008, 08:15 PM
wish granted, but now theres a ***** in your ***


I wish Taki was straight.

RaMpAgE
06-05-2008, 10:00 PM
wish granted but then the world would be gay free which is bad cuz we need a h0m0 to pick on

I wish that Garchomp and Mew weren't so broken

mosers15
06-05-2008, 10:54 PM
wish granted but now bibarel is broken

i wish i was less broken

Tyranids
06-05-2008, 11:11 PM
granted, but then nobody uses you

I wish I made an uncoruptabke wish

ambervoid
06-06-2008, 04:44 AM
granted. You just wasted a wish.

I wish I wasn't sick

Tyranids
06-06-2008, 05:16 AM
granted, you can't be sick when you're dead

I wish that this topic had 10 pages

mosers15
06-06-2008, 08:25 AM
granted but its ful of spam

i wish i didnt have a hole in my thumb

soccerforward29
06-16-2008, 08:07 PM
granted, but I moved it to were your ***** used to be and your a woman with no *****. Grats, you fail. ^^

I wish for another wish that isn't corruptible.

Statigar
06-18-2008, 09:47 PM
granted, but becareful what you wish for sucker

I wish for an evolution of Gengar... called Statigar!! xD

Carlo1003
06-19-2008, 09:21 PM
granted, but statigar's skill will only be splash :shock:

i wish to be the only person in the world..

imported_Shadow
07-10-2008, 05:10 AM
Granted but then you die of bordem..

I wish I was flying

ItachiDUM
07-12-2008, 04:48 PM
You get your wish, but your flying in hell.

I wish Medabots were real... 8)

imported_Shadow
07-13-2008, 01:11 AM
granted but then they **** you

I wish pigs could fly

ItachiDUM
07-15-2008, 01:35 PM
Granted, by then they poop on your head :shock:

I wish for a hot hormy chick to be in my bed in the next 5mins!!!! :D

mosers15
07-15-2008, 05:12 PM
wish granted but the chick turns out to be your mom

i wish i could see through walls

imported_Shadow
07-18-2008, 10:20 PM
granted but then you accidently see gay ***

I wish I had a private island

mosers15
07-20-2008, 05:30 AM
the private island is from the show gulla gulla island and the crazy *** frog rapes you.


I wish i could play the guitar

Wildcard
07-20-2008, 06:52 AM
wish granted but it was guitar hero


i wish for world to end

imported_Shadow
07-20-2008, 02:47 PM
granted but then aliens come to earth and make it alive again

I wish I had a mamodo <.<

mosers15
07-21-2008, 02:06 AM
the mamodo sucks and gets its book burned in an hour of having one.

I wish i was a DJ 8)

imported_Shadow
07-21-2008, 03:47 AM
Granted but then they kill you because you suck

I wish i was dead O_o

Shadow_Blaze
07-29-2008, 09:45 PM
Granted but ur girlfriend gives her live in return for yours and ur revived

I wish marriland was back up ;-;

mosers15
08-01-2008, 02:29 AM
granted but you get ip banned

i wish my poison ivy and sunburn would go away for good.

Shadow_Blaze
08-01-2008, 10:31 PM
Granted but then u get herpies ._.

I wish that I could think of a wish

Snypar
08-04-2008, 02:38 PM
Granted but you forget it

I wish I was invincible

Statigar
08-04-2008, 02:41 PM
Granted in your dreams

I wish I had a million pounds :P

Snypar
08-04-2008, 02:44 PM
Your Slovakian so you can't wish :lol:

I wish I was never to be seen again =0

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:09 PM
granted but then someone sees you


i wish i had a knife

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:10 PM
Granted but you stab yourself

I was I was a cat

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:13 PM
granted but then a dog eats joo

i wish mamodos were ******* real **** hardcore **** yeah

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:14 PM
Granted but you die

I wish I was 10000 years old

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:19 PM
granted but you fart and die

i wish zeno would KILL me

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:20 PM
Granted, You die

I wish I killed you instead

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:21 PM
grnated but i come alive

I WISH I COULD FLY

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:26 PM
Give me a wish -_-

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:30 PM
check now

Snypar
08-04-2008, 08:29 PM
You fall down

I wish I was perfect

Carlo1003
08-04-2008, 09:22 PM
granted, but then no one will really care O_o

i wish i had elastic hands that can stretch for over a mile xD

Snypar
08-04-2008, 09:24 PM
Granted but they snap

I wish I change my siggeh and avveh noaz

mosers15
08-04-2008, 10:41 PM
granted but you get banned

i wish snypar would stop spamzoring the forums

Snypar
08-05-2008, 02:06 PM
Granted but I still spam :lol:

I wish Aqua stops threating meh noaz

mosers15
08-05-2008, 03:29 PM
granted but its because he actually does what he says.

i wish this wish was uncorruptable

Snypar
08-05-2008, 03:35 PM
It is but it gets corrupted

I wish Mosers post get deleted :P

mosers15
08-05-2008, 03:42 PM
granted but i post them again

i wish i could ban snypar *grant this wish and he dies*

Snypar
08-05-2008, 03:43 PM
Lol, Grants but I come back

I wish you could never ban meh

(If I ban here I r banned on every forum 8) )

mosers15
08-05-2008, 03:45 PM
granted but someone else bans you eternally

i wish this cycle of spam would stop

btw you would like that wouldnt you <_<

Snypar
08-05-2008, 03:50 PM
I ain't spamming

I wish you stop posting

-_-

Echo
08-08-2008, 04:54 AM
Granted, but he moves in with you because he's ******* your mom.


I wish I had an apple.

mosers15
08-08-2008, 05:01 AM
wish granted but it was already eaten

i wish i could go to sleep without dying



*someone would say wish granted but you died x_x*

Echo
08-08-2008, 05:31 AM
Wish granted. Woo, you got to get sleep. Hooray for you.

I wish mosers would call me "E-dawg" :oops:

Snypar
08-08-2008, 12:44 PM
Done but he never calls you it again

I wish I had breasts and was sexually attractive in some way.

Statigar
08-08-2008, 02:35 PM
WTF? Granted :?

I wish I had enough time to complete the entire site during the holidays.

Zman83
08-14-2008, 05:12 PM
Granted but you gain 200 pounds.

I wish Snypar's wish wasn't like he wanted a *** change...

imported_Shadow
08-14-2008, 05:14 PM
granetd but then he kills joo


I wish i would kill myself

Zman83
08-14-2008, 05:15 PM
Granted, but you kill your whole family in the process!

I wish that I had a cookie right now...

Statigar
08-14-2008, 06:28 PM
granted, but its a poisonous one ;)

I wish i had completed the site by now

Zman83
08-14-2008, 06:31 PM
Granted but you need to make me a mod xD

I wish I was a mod :P

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 06:49 PM
Granted but then you get banned for being power-mad and spamming everything.


I wish i had a gun.

i am cool
08-19-2008, 07:35 PM
wish granted but someone steals it from u and kills u

i wish i had a fish

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 07:36 PM
granted but its a big fish and it eats you.

i wish i had a tattoo

i am cool
08-19-2008, 07:41 PM
wish granted but the needle suddenly is alive and kills u

i wish i was an admin

mosers15
08-19-2008, 10:22 PM
wish granted but the site dies.

I wish 2 years would pass and i would NEVER need braces again for any reason

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 11:31 PM
Wish granted, but the braces track you down and choke you.

i wish i had a dog.

i am cool
08-20-2008, 04:54 AM
wish granted but it bites u in the ***

i wish i can sleep without dreaming about this smily :evil:

Statigar
08-20-2008, 07:25 AM
granted, but you might die because of it!

I wish time went slower on weekends and summer holidays

Spannertastic
08-20-2008, 07:27 AM
Granted, but you have to work.


I wish I could breath underwater!

Statigar
08-20-2008, 07:39 AM
granted, but you wont be able to breathe on land ;)

I wish i could fly!!xD

i am cool
08-20-2008, 12:40 PM
wish granted but then u fly into a plan and die

i wish that my eye's wouldn't hurt if i stay too long on the comp

Phippzy
08-20-2008, 02:02 PM
Granted but then your eyes pop.


i wish i could roll down a hill really fast.

Statigar
08-20-2008, 02:05 PM
granted, but then you cant stop. You kept on rolling until you slammed into a rockywall.

I wish that the forumup admin checked his emails :)

i am cool
08-20-2008, 02:30 PM
granted but he dies

i wish that everyone in the world loves me

ikke
08-20-2008, 02:41 PM
granted but he dies

i wish that everyone in the world loves me
granted but you die

I wish I had a bed

Phippzy
08-20-2008, 03:25 PM
granted but one of the legs is broken.


i wish i had a window.

i am cool
08-20-2008, 03:41 PM
granted but ur ugly voice breaks it

i wish i wasn't so smexy :shock:

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:00 PM
granted but ur ugly voice breaks it

i wish i wasn't so smexy :shock:
granted but you'll win a makeover making you smexier then before

AlbinoShiningami
08-20-2008, 07:19 PM
i wish my pic wasnt so big XD

ikke
08-20-2008, 07:30 PM
i wish my pic wasnt so big XD

granted but you feed it steroids so it will turn back to normal

I wish I was mod =o

i am cool
08-20-2008, 07:52 PM
u go rogue and get banned

i wish that everybody knows my name

ikke
08-20-2008, 07:55 PM
u go rogue and get banned

i wish that everybody knowed my name
granted but because you made a grammar error everybody will know you as a nub

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:02 PM
i wish for pokemon to exist

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:04 PM
granted but you become suicidal because of all your loved pokemon dieng because of hax

I wish I was shorter so I could say I've been discriminated

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:07 PM
granted but an army of evil mudkipz kill u

i wish i wasn't so smart

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:14 PM
granted but an army of evil mudkipz kill u

i wish i wasn't so smart

granted but you turn so stupid you lose the ability to speak

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:16 PM
i wish i wasn't cool

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:22 PM
i wish i wasn't cool
granted but you cry your self to sleep everynight because nobody likes you

I wish I am cool was less cocky

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:25 PM
granted but he returns the same after a few month

i wish women would go naked on the streets

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:26 PM
granted but he returns the same after a few month

i wish women would go naked on the streets

wish granted but the weather will get that worse that nobody will go outside anymore

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:27 PM
i wish the weather would be sunny all day so women can go naked on the streets!!! haha

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:28 PM
i wish the weather would be sunny all day so women can go naked on the streets!!! haha wish granted but women wear the clothes they bought on the internet during the boredom of the bad weather

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:29 PM
i wish ikke could understand what i posted

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:30 PM
i wish ikke could understand what i posted
wish granted but your parents move to a nudist camp with you

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:33 PM
i wish that my parent's wouldn't move ot a nudist camp with me

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:34 PM
i wish that my parent's wouldn't move ot a nudist camp with me

wish granted but they join a cult where children are sexualy molested

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:36 PM
i wish for WORLD PIECE

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:37 PM
i wish for WORLD PIECE

wish granted but nothing happend because the world is already one piece

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:38 PM
i wish ikke wasn't so funny

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:39 PM
wish granted but ikke was never funny to begin with

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:41 PM
i wish ikke knows how funny he truely is

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:41 PM
I wish I could speak french better

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:44 PM
i wish i could tutor ikke but he's lazy

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:46 PM
granted but ikke is a pain in the *** to tutor

I wish my current tutor would actualy tutor me

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:47 PM
graned but he turns out to not know frensh

i wish i don't get robbed every day

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:48 PM
granted but you will give all your money to a bully in trade for "safety"

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:52 PM
i wish mew wasn't so cute

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:54 PM
wish granted but mew doesn't exist anymore (did he ever :shock: )

I wish I was number one poster

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:56 PM
granted but moseres regains his place again

i wish i could stop posting

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:58 PM
granted but moseres regains his place again

i wish i could stop posting

Granted but you find another forum to spam

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:59 PM
i wish that this post ***** war would end

ikke
08-20-2008, 09:00 PM
granted but you will post 1 more time to have more posts then spannertastic

I wish I'd stop posting too

i am cool
08-20-2008, 09:05 PM
i wish we wern't such post whores, i'm gonna see a psychietrist tomorow

ikke
08-21-2008, 10:08 AM
wish granted but it isn't a shrink but a janitor pretending to be one


I wish I didn't get bored easily

i am cool
08-21-2008, 11:13 AM
granted but u get bored again cause it's boring as hell

i wish for me to be indestructable

ikke
08-21-2008, 01:17 PM
granted but you will have one weakness which is pokemon forum spamming

i am cool
08-21-2008, 02:35 PM
i wish i was dr.phil

ikke
08-21-2008, 02:53 PM
granted but you grow hair again

i am cool
08-21-2008, 03:11 PM
i wish i was the best batteler alive

ikke
08-21-2008, 03:20 PM
wish granted but you lose your skills after a vacation


I wish yyou would tutor me

i am cool
08-21-2008, 06:11 PM
granted but u can't coprehend cause ur an idiot

i wish i was mew/arceus

ikke
08-21-2008, 07:20 PM
wish granted but pokemon don't exist so you vanish and will never return

I wish my job would pay better

i am cool
08-21-2008, 09:03 PM
granted but u don't have one

i wish i could wish

Phippzy
08-21-2008, 11:04 PM
wish granted but so can everyone else and the wish to kill you.

i wish to kill I Am Cool.

i am cool
08-22-2008, 01:21 AM
wish granted but u go to hell and to jail

i wish i could drive

Statigar
08-22-2008, 07:23 AM
granted, but you end up driving into a lamp post killing yourself.

I wish i had infinate xats.

Phippzy
08-22-2008, 03:30 PM
granted but now everyone hates you cause you got more xats than them.

i wish i had more views on my youtube vid.

i am cool
08-22-2008, 03:38 PM
granted but people realize it sucks

i wish phizzpy could give me a link to his you tube vid

Super Shedinja
09-02-2008, 03:48 AM
Granted, but everybody gets jelous that you were a mod, and you get banned from the site.

I wish my band teacher wasn't a pervert.

i am cool
09-07-2008, 03:31 AM
granted, just granted :shock: :D

i wish my sleeping was organized....

Hibari
09-07-2008, 06:03 AM
granted, but u get *aped at night

i wish i didn't like my friends gf

i am cool
09-07-2008, 06:26 AM
granted, but u end up liking his sister

i wish hibari would tell his friend so and try to slove the problem.

DaPlayaFlow
09-07-2008, 07:31 AM
granted, but that obviously ruins there friendship.. well done

i wish i had 4 penises

i am cool
09-07-2008, 07:48 AM
granted but everyone get's freaked out by u and kill u

i wish i wasn't funny looking.

DaPlayaFlow
09-07-2008, 08:13 AM
not granted LULZ

i wish someone did my assignments for me

i am cool
09-07-2008, 08:37 AM
granted but they realize they can do something else and more fun.

i wish i wasn't addicted to post whoring hell out of the tu forums.

DaPlayaFlow
09-07-2008, 08:56 AM
granted... umm booo

i wish i get tomorrow off school

i am cool
09-07-2008, 09:23 AM
granted simply granted

i wish i wasn't crazy enough to wish that i want my 3 1/2 month of summer to be less.

Statigar
09-07-2008, 04:01 PM
granted, but your summer changes to a 2 week summer.

I wish that forumup would send me this darn backup asap.

Super Shedinja
09-07-2008, 09:16 PM
Granted but the backup had a virus in it, so you had to shut down tu for good.

I wish my teachers weren't stupid.

zod
09-13-2008, 11:36 AM
Granted they get smarter and give you more homework and tests.

I wish i could have wifi and my internet at the same time.(really gay)

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:24 AM
granted. you get them and they explode somehow

I wish for a can of red bull
________
NiceTits4You live (http://camslivesexy.com/cam/NiceTits4You)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:26 AM
Granted but you will be on crack the next second XD


I wish Chuck norris would get kiked in the balls by me

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:28 AM
granted. you killed his exercise ball so he roundhouse kicks you to death

I wish for a coffee
________
Homemade Bong (http://glassgallery.tumblr.com)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:33 AM
Granted

I wish for God to make me God

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:37 AM
granted. you are shitimus, the god of faeces

I wish for a totem pole that shoots fire
________
California medical marijuana dispensary (http://california.dispensaries.org/)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:38 AM
Granted but the Totem pole burns your ***

I wish for People to stop saying"Hickory Hickory Dock, You mom is on my C*** it get sto you at some point

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:44 AM
granted. try stopping my uncle from saying it (it will never happen)

I wish for bacon and eggs on toast with tomato
________
The View Condo (http://pattayaluxurycondos.com)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:46 AM
Granted, but you get cancer

I Wish for the Goverment to give us free money

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:47 AM
now that i would grant but the government is a tight arse and we get nudda

I wish i had no cancer
________
Live *** (http://livesexwebshows.com/)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:49 AM
Granted but you get the chicken pox

I wish i was immortal so i could kill you all

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:50 AM
granted. i turn into chuck norris and allow you to kill everyone. then i kill you for making my prey extinct

I wish for an orange
________
cheap condo in Pattaya (http://pattayaluxurycondos.com)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:51 AM
Granted but The orange turns into chuck norris and round house kicks you onto some *****


I wish i had a life XD

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:53 AM
granted. see ya in the real world

i wish i had a muffin
________
Og kush seeds (http://marijuanaseeds.org/)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:59 AM
Granted but you have to sing the muffin man song

I wish i had a 1 dollar for every wish

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 02:10 AM
granted. you recieve monopoly dollars

i wish for an elmo
________
Kinky_College live (http://camslivesexy.com/cam/Kinky_College)

Yola
09-28-2008, 02:18 AM
Granted, Elmo comes beats you up and runs off with your wife


I wish for no more wishes

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 02:23 AM
wish not granted

I wish for a wig
________
Side effects from prilosec (http://www.classactionsettlements.org/lawsuit/prilosec/)

jackched123
10-11-2008, 06:51 PM
granted but it burns of by a meteorite that will just miss u

I wish sombody will feed the ducks

Dragard
10-11-2008, 06:59 PM
Granted, but that somebody is you.

I wish I had an AR (breeding is a freakin pain)

Super Shedinja
10-11-2008, 11:25 PM
Granted. It glitches up your DS so you have to get a new one.

I wish I didn't have to clean my house this weekend.

paddyod
10-12-2008, 10:54 AM
Granted, but you have to clean twice as much next weekend.

Latiosmaster
10-12-2008, 08:47 PM
uhh youre supopse to wish for something...
I wish I was the best soccer player in the world.

Super Shedinja
10-12-2008, 09:04 PM
Granted. You are so good, you are not allowed on any soccer teams, and you had to quit soccer forever.

I wish I wasn't a noob.

Latiosmaster
10-12-2008, 09:20 PM
Wish granted
YOu became so smart everyone thoguht you were annoying.
I wish I had enough pie for a lifetiem

Meganought
10-16-2008, 06:54 PM
granted but its this kind of PI:
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i wish for a peice of cheese

i am cool
10-16-2008, 08:27 PM
granted but mice steal it and eat your head.

i wish i had a cow.

Latiosmaster
10-16-2008, 10:12 PM
wish granted but it became a demon cow and bit your di**
I wish I had 10 eyes!

Meganought
10-17-2008, 04:06 PM
granted but all 10 were blind

i wish for the power of flight!

Latiosmaster
10-17-2008, 09:48 PM
wish granted but u couldnt control yourself and crshed into a building
I wish I could teleport

xXxAngelxXx
10-17-2008, 10:31 PM
grAnted but then you leave your balls behind.

I wish Miley Cyrus would blow me.

Rock Head
10-17-2008, 10:34 PM
grAnted but then you leave your balls behind.

I wish Miley Cyrus would blow me.

Granted but she would have smex with u l8er

i wish i was a admin

xXxAngelxXx
10-17-2008, 10:38 PM
grAnted but then you leave your balls behind.

I wish Miley Cyrus would blow me.

Granted but she would have smex with u l8er

i wish i was a admin

Hell yeah!

Granted but you ban people unfairly and get raped by Eternal.

I wish I had a smexy girlfriend.

Latiosmaster
10-18-2008, 02:31 AM
wish granted but she fell of mount everest and died.
I wish I had a bomb :D

Super Shedinja
10-18-2008, 02:43 AM
Granted, but it blows up while you're holding it.

I wish I wasn't a noob at battling.

xXxAngelxXx
10-18-2008, 04:26 AM
Granted. Then u lose ur memory and forget EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO

I wish I could take off Miley Cyrus's clothes.

i am cool
10-18-2008, 10:47 AM
granted, but she slaps u so hard u die.

i wish erica ellyson would **** me.

Latiosmaster
10-18-2008, 02:17 PM
wish granted but then you die bc she fuckls you so hard

I wish I was 178747238247 years okld

Meganought
10-18-2008, 07:52 PM
granted but only after you died

i wish that the whole world would destroy those darn comunists!
lol

Latiosmaster
10-19-2008, 05:57 PM
granted but your a comunists too so you diied
I wish I was the oldest person in the world

Super Shedinja
10-19-2008, 06:24 PM
Granted. You die. :twisted:
I wish the forum games weren't so fun.

mosers15
10-19-2008, 06:31 PM
Granted but then I make them fun

I wish I had all the money in the world and could make people my slaves muahaha

paddyod
10-19-2008, 09:59 PM
Granted, but they rebel against you and steal all of your money...

I wish that Essentials would ** Fantine **** rough **** wang ***** shclepper mah**** shizzle hard on each other (If you get my drift)

zod
10-20-2008, 01:11 AM
Granted but you will never see it or know about it.

I wish for happiness.

Fantine
10-20-2008, 02:30 AM
Granted, but they rebel against you and steal all of your money...

I wish that Essentials would ** Fantine **** rough **** wang ***** shclepper mah**** shizzle hard on each other (If you get my drift)
i would like it if you didnt talk about me that way.

Meganought
10-20-2008, 05:18 PM
granted but only for about 3 seconds
i wish for unhappyness

paddyod
10-20-2008, 07:45 PM
Granted but then you get laid and that makes you happy.

Latiosmaster
10-20-2008, 08:13 PM
uhhh, youre suppose to make a wish
I wish i had superpowers

paddyod
10-20-2008, 08:28 PM
Oh sorry my bad. Granted, but the government gets scared of you and hunts you down and kills you. I wish I had the new Wario Land game.

Latiosmaster
10-20-2008, 08:30 PM
Granted but then you play alot and your MOM gets pissed off and breaks it in half
I wish I had a dragon:D

paddyod
10-20-2008, 08:42 PM
wish granted but it breathes fire on you and you die :shock:

I wish I had really shrap claws like an animal that I could attack people with.

Latiosmaster
10-20-2008, 09:01 PM
wish granted but then you accidently killed yourself
I wish I had a plane

paddyod
10-20-2008, 09:35 PM
Granted but, you crash and you paralyze your entire body. you're a vegatable :shock:

I wish I had a new cpy of NFSU2 because, my current one doesn't work

Latiosmaster
10-20-2008, 09:39 PM
wisah granted but tehn a stray dog gets in your house and it breaks
I wish I had 90000000 dollers

Rock Head
10-20-2008, 09:42 PM
Granted but u waste it on crack and die :shock:

I wish i had a wish where no one could change it

paddyod
10-20-2008, 09:43 PM
Granted but you spend it all on illeagal liquor and go to jail for 50 years.

I wish I could **** **** ** alysha.

Meganought
10-24-2008, 06:04 PM
granted but not befor she gets a ***-change operation
also, rockheads wish:
granted but i dont think youd like the truckload of dog sh*t
hey you didnt want it changed man...

i wish for a type of text that was writen like a typewriter (wide i's and thin m's)

SSBBmania
10-25-2008, 12:21 AM
Wish granted, but then the font carries a virus and blows up the computers.

I wish I could have a Maserati Spyder. 8)

Meganought
10-25-2008, 08:23 PM
granted but you lost the game

i wish i had diamond (they havent released her in th UK or im realy out of touch with the gaming world)

Shineplz
10-26-2008, 03:42 AM
You get it, but soon after it self-destructs, killing off everyone you know and love and leaving you a uncaring torso, with no limbs and hate for every other living being you come in contact with.

...


I wish I had a puppy named Scruffy.

Meganought
10-26-2008, 03:28 PM
granted. he bit your d*ck off.

i wish for a kamakazi watermellon

Shineplz
10-27-2008, 10:03 PM
It blew your **** off.

I still wish for a puppy named Scruffy.

Latiosmaster
10-28-2008, 08:24 PM
wish graned but then it bit ur head off so its dead and your dad killed him.
I wish That I WAs invinsible

Super Shedinja
10-29-2008, 03:43 AM
Granted. No one knows you exist anymore. (Hint: Leave the forums. jk)

I wish my sister will move out of the house earlier.

DaPlayaFlow
10-29-2008, 05:48 AM
granted she's living with me giving me lots of ***

i wish that i could have a hot maid who always gave me blows

Latiosmaster
10-29-2008, 08:47 PM
wish granteed but tehn stone stole her and brainwashed her from remembering you.
I wish I had a new ds game

xXxAngelxXx
10-30-2008, 04:54 AM
Granted but you try to **** it and get STDs.

_________


I wish that I was a girl.

Shadow_Blaze
10-30-2008, 06:13 AM
Granted but u get Raped and pregnant

I wish for a taco

StringCheese
10-30-2008, 09:17 PM
your taco turns out to be a fat chicks private.

i wish for an apple pie

DaPlayaFlow
10-31-2008, 07:49 AM
your pie turns out to be a fat chicks private.

i wish i wasn't so perfect

Shadow_Blaze
10-31-2008, 02:34 PM
Granted ._. there u are

I wish for a new comp

i am cool
10-31-2008, 08:35 PM
i steal it because it ownz.

i wish to be an admin on a forum.

Wigglypower
10-31-2008, 08:55 PM
Granted but you get annoyed by 700 n00bs who dont know what to do on forums or how to use em
I wish to be a *****

Stick
11-01-2008, 06:33 AM
I wish have than 2 billions dollars :D

Meganought
11-01-2008, 09:29 AM
granted but inflation means you can only buy one packet of crisps instead of the two you were planning to buy

i wish that america would dissapear from the earth or get destroyed of exploded or telleported into a black hole ect

Wigglypower
11-01-2008, 01:39 PM
Granted but iraq then rules the world and rapes you everyday
I wish to become Stone_Cold22

i am cool
11-01-2008, 03:52 PM
granted but stone dies and take his place so everyone is sad and leaves tu making it dead.

i wish wiggly knew that admins could ban 700 nubs with ease.

Phippzy
11-01-2008, 05:26 PM
Granted but then he becomes a mod and bans I am cool.

I wish i was pikachu.

i am cool
11-02-2008, 12:18 PM
granted but ash decides to kill joo.

i wish phippzy would realize that if i was an admin i would be immune to wiggly's banhamma if he's a mod.

Shadow_Blaze
11-06-2008, 03:12 AM
Granted, then phizzy get banned for no reason

I wish for cookies :3

StringCheese
11-06-2008, 08:22 PM
i give you a cookie but then you get banned for mod abuse

I wish i was a baller... shot caller... 20 inch blades on the impala (props if you know what thats from)

Wigglypower
11-08-2008, 05:32 AM
Granted but u get sent to jail for bieng a baller.
I wish i was cool like I Am Cool 8)

Kuja20
11-08-2008, 05:34 AM
granted then iac gets 6-0ed by a nub making you not cool
i wish i was gay

Meganought
11-08-2008, 11:16 AM
granted but everyone turned into a woman or died
i wish for a single bar of cadburys chocolate

paddyod
11-09-2008, 08:22 PM
Granted but it's filled with dog poop.

I wish I was a little bit taller. Wish I was a baller. Wish I had a girl that looked good. I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ........

Meganought
11-10-2008, 05:45 PM
the rabbit wacks your girl and your balls
i wish for a nuklear missle

paddyod
11-10-2008, 08:50 PM
Wish granted but you accidentally kill yourself with it.

I wish I had some candy.

i am cool
11-11-2008, 08:42 PM
granted but i eat them :twisted:.

i wish i would have over 9000 posts on the forums.

Slash_Assassin2
11-12-2008, 01:29 AM
Granted, but you gain 300 pounds and end up in your mother's basement until you're 45.

I wish I could change anybody into anybody else for a day.

Meganought
11-12-2008, 05:15 PM
granted but you accidentaly turned that dude who hates you into the terminator

i wish for a broken computer

Super Shedinja
11-13-2008, 04:55 AM
Granted. It's unrepairable.
I wish my sister would get off my PS2.

Meganought
11-13-2008, 05:58 PM
granted. she broke it.
i wish my broken computer was fixed

Slash_Assassin2
11-14-2008, 09:49 PM
Granted, but it catches fire, you throw water on it to put the fire out, and there's nothing in the world that will make it work again.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

DaPlayaFlow
11-15-2008, 12:34 AM
granted but you get conscripted

i wish for some maccas

nitro
11-15-2008, 09:23 AM
Granted but the maccas has so much fat you become obese

I wish for a monkey