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imported_Shadow
07-18-2008, 10:26 PM
Ok the games simple...


The person who posts something about the game must post somehting like this for exampele...

You are about to get shot by a gun what do you do?

then the person who posts next answers like this

I grab the gun and shoot the person who trys to shoot me...

and then the person who posted that posts somehting again like the first example..

then the next person does the same thing like example two and it goes over and over

lets start




A fat girl is about to **** you what do you do?

mosers15
07-20-2008, 05:29 AM
you run, shes fat and cant catch me muahahaha


Noobs from hell start terrorizing your hood..what do you do?

imported_Shadow
07-20-2008, 02:45 PM
you scream like a little girl O_o


A plane is about to fall on you.. what do you do?

Statigar
07-23-2008, 12:01 AM
Stand there and get owned.


You fall off a cliff. What do you do?

imported_Shadow
07-23-2008, 07:00 PM
Send of uber bidoof and save the day!


You get an erection at a place with all girls... what do you do O_o

Shadow_Blaze
07-29-2008, 09:47 PM
Does it really need saying? :wink:

ur stuck in a brawl match with 3 serebii n00bz that u 6-0ed and they want revenge! what do j00 do?

imported_Shadow
07-30-2008, 11:53 PM
idk i guess you 6-0 again xD

You murder someone but cant hide the body what do you do?

Shadow_Blaze
07-31-2008, 02:00 AM
Blame it on a serebii n00b! xD

ut stuck on a deasert island with nothing but Jessica Alba and some drift wood...WTF do u do?!?!?!

imported_Shadow
07-31-2008, 04:10 AM
hmmm kill jessical album with the piece of driftwood and use her bbody and swim away with the dwiftwood

You fall into a lion cage at the zoo what do you do?

Shadow_Blaze
07-31-2008, 04:12 AM
bait the lions with ur Jessica alba raft xD

ur inthe middle of a 3 car pile up what do u do?

Andy
08-04-2008, 10:15 AM
Go to sleep? =P

Evil mudkipz are chasing you, what do you do?

Snypar
08-04-2008, 02:35 PM
Get good Mudkips

James is talking to you what do j00 do?

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 04:45 PM
stab him and throw him in the ocean =P


Shadow wount give you any xats what do you do?

Snypar
08-04-2008, 04:52 PM
Say no

I kill you what do you do

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 04:57 PM
go to hell send the devil to kill you

a fat girl tries to jump on you what do you do?

Snypar
08-04-2008, 04:58 PM
Move out the way

You die without doing anything what do you do

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 04:59 PM
cry like a woman


you fart in a room with all girls and it smells what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:00 PM
Get Lynx

You don't know what that is, What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:02 PM
Scream :P

Your locked in chains watching the grudge what do you do?

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:03 PM
Close my eyes

Someone pulls off your testicals, What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:04 PM
grab a knife and kill yourself so you dont take more of the pain

your bored what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:05 PM
Kill you

You die and it's pitch black, What CAN you do

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:06 PM
nothing ;p

you fall in a pit what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:08 PM
Climb out

You fall off everest, What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:11 PM
scream

you scream like a girl and someone calls the cops what do you do

thats actually happened in my neighborhood

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:12 PM
Run

You have no neighborhood, What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:13 PM
live in a corboard box

you HAVE no cardboard box what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:15 PM
I get a cardboard box

I kick yours down, What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:16 PM
cry like a woman from desperate housewives

you cry like a woman in front of hobos what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:17 PM
Kill them

I kill you, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:19 PM
i kill myself before JOO

i kill joo first what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:20 PM
Kill j00

I kill j00 but what you gonna do after

imported_Shadow
08-04-2008, 05:22 PM
scream :p


a bull charges after you what do you do

Snypar
08-04-2008, 05:25 PM
Scream and run

It hits you instead, What do j00 do?

Statigar
08-05-2008, 08:05 AM
copy you and end up killing myself

What do you do?

Snypar
08-05-2008, 02:07 PM
Watch you do

I laugh, What do j00 do

mosers15
08-05-2008, 03:34 PM
slap you

i start to go over 9000!!! what do you do?

Snypar
08-05-2008, 03:36 PM
Make you go 8999

I go 9001, What do j00 do

mosers15
08-05-2008, 03:43 PM
laugh

i ***** slap snypar what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 03:47 PM
***** slap him to ;p

you lose your virgin what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 03:49 PM
Slap j00 back

I kick you, What j00 gonna do

mosers15
08-05-2008, 03:50 PM
throw a sexy party and try to repeat


Porn on your comp brings viruses but its good porn...what do you do?

Snypar
08-05-2008, 03:52 PM
**** :/

You watch gay porn, What do you do

mosers15
08-05-2008, 04:04 PM
say yay cause its lesbian porn

your ac stops on a really hot day what do you do?

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:24 PM
Get a fan

Your car somehow ends on the sun, You can only do 1 thing, What will it be

Strype McClaine
08-05-2008, 05:25 PM
I leave.

You open your eyes, and all you can see is game over, what you do?

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:26 PM
Remake the game

I kill you, What do j00 do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 05:26 PM
Party

You fall for a link of GAY PORN what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:26 PM
Exit it

We catch you wanking off gay porn, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 05:27 PM
Say it lesbian porn when it is :P


a guy rapes you in bed and you *** what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:29 PM
It's a girl

You have a dream about sucking a man, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 05:30 PM
change the dream to sucking a girls ****

you *** nonstop for 5 days what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:31 PM
Watch some lesbian porno

You have a secret obsession for men, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 05:33 PM
its actually to woman you say

you punch a girl by accident what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:34 PM
Say sorry :/

You accidentally touch a girl and her boyfriend is a boxer, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 05:35 PM
**** the girl and run

you punch a noob and the noob gets his mother what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:37 PM
Punch her

You kick a big scary man and he grabs you, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 05:40 PM
change it to a hot sexy girl and have *** with her

you die what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 05:40 PM
Come back alive

I kill you, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 06:17 PM
something :oops:

you fail at life what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 06:45 PM
Phail harder

A man wants to kiss you, What do you do

imported_Shadow
08-05-2008, 07:44 PM
say im not gay and punch him

you die at a funeral what do you do

Snypar
08-05-2008, 07:47 PM
Come back alive and scare everyone

You die watching someone else die, What do you do?

mosers15
08-05-2008, 11:09 PM
nothing your dead

Your getting owned 5-1 and you have magikarp left what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-06-2008, 04:16 AM
use its splash and **** everyone

you fail at a game in front of everyone what do you do

Carlo1003
08-06-2008, 08:47 AM
ill cry and scream leik a girl..

you sleep with pokemama, wat do u do? <_<

Snypar
08-06-2008, 05:12 PM
Make a baby o.O

You and Marriland are brothers, What do you do?

mosers15
08-06-2008, 06:19 PM
say i helped make the site

you hit yourself in the face with a tennis raquet and your oponent laughs at you what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-06-2008, 09:19 PM
go 1960s style use the racket as a machine gun and shoot your oponet =]

you turn 66 in 1 day and your wife turns 10 years old what do you do?

mosers15
08-06-2008, 09:22 PM
become a pedophile

your fat and want to lose all yur weight in2 days what do you do?

Snypar
08-07-2008, 04:37 PM
Get Liposuction or whatever

You become anorexic, What do you do?

mosers15
08-07-2008, 04:39 PM
eat

you pass out in the middle of nowhere and will die in 5 minutes if you dont wake up what do you do?

Snypar
08-07-2008, 04:42 PM
Wake up :/

You got to the Sahara Desert, Your gonna die unless you kill your friend, He is your best and only friend, What do you do?

Echo
08-08-2008, 04:48 AM
Wonder wtf you're doing in the Sahara.


You led with the wrong Poke in a very important match, what do you do?

mosers15
08-08-2008, 04:59 AM
switch

your punch got spiked at a party what do you do?

Echo
08-08-2008, 05:19 AM
Drink it.

You find out that you are adopted.

Blackout
08-08-2008, 06:17 AM
Throw a party.

Your about to get it on with a girl, but she has schlong, what do you do?

Statigar
08-08-2008, 07:27 AM
Still have *** with her.

You're mentally insane. What do you do?

Carlo1003
08-08-2008, 10:52 AM
id act leik a mentally insane person :/

pokemon suddenly become real, what do you do?

mosers15
08-08-2008, 11:00 AM
catch a bidoof


james turns out to be gay what do you do?

Carlo1003
08-08-2008, 11:02 AM
rofl id jump up and down saying "i was right! i was right" xD
ur gf has bad breath and shes about to kiss you, what do you do?

Snypar
08-08-2008, 12:50 PM
Offer some Mints.

Your mum accidentally puts her hand on your ballz, What do you do?

Carlo1003
08-08-2008, 12:58 PM
ill squel leik a pig xD
your about to get married and your bride dosent show up, what do you do?

Snypar
08-08-2008, 01:00 PM
Get a decent woman to take her place.

You see your fantasy girl in front of you, You go to touch but it's your best friend, What do you say?

Statigar
08-08-2008, 02:24 PM
Still touch, and **** her up

You see snypar has beaten your post count. What do you do?

Snypar
08-08-2008, 02:32 PM
Try to SPAM but I will neve beat him

I own you, What do you do?

Statigar
08-08-2008, 02:33 PM
Scream like a slovakian


You find out im not slovakian. What do you do?

Snypar
08-08-2008, 02:34 PM
You are Slovakian

I get 400 post, What do you do :D

Statigar
08-08-2008, 03:30 PM
i scream and rush to post more!

mosers15
08-08-2008, 03:32 PM
i decide to delete snypars gay posts

what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-08-2008, 10:59 PM
I cheer for mosers :D

you touch a girls butt but its a guys and he smileys what do you do

mosers15
08-09-2008, 01:43 AM
say it was the guy next to you

you eat to much mexican food and need to poop but your in a public place and theres no bathrooms what do you do?

worst case scenario much? rofl

imported_Shadow
08-09-2008, 05:42 AM
run outside and go to the forest and take a **** load

you fail at life and everyone laughs at you what do you do

mosers15
08-09-2008, 06:01 AM
commit suicide


your girls parents are becoming overprotective ******* what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-09-2008, 07:05 AM
go buy a cookie at a store and run away from them

you flirt with this girl who is married to a bugg guy and your a wimp what do you do

DaPlayaFlow
08-09-2008, 08:19 AM
stab the husband and steal his wife

you are swimming in a crowded pool and your pants fall off and float away... what do you do?

Statigar
08-09-2008, 11:55 AM
go up to the nearest girl, **** her and then take her swimming gear off. Then leave the pool with her, both naked, halving my embarrasment.

U are really tired but cant go to sleep on a bed. What do you do?

Blackout
08-09-2008, 02:23 PM
Take Tylenol PM

your locked inside your house, what do you do?

Athletic
08-09-2008, 02:33 PM
Commit Suicide.

You find yourself attracted to men, what do you do?

mosers15
08-09-2008, 03:06 PM
embrace it =/


you find out you have 2 days to live and your only 15 and a virgin what do you do?

coldasice
08-09-2008, 04:24 PM
**** a girl and die happy =P

Your stuck on a desert island with a horny jessica alba and 4 used condoms what do u do?

mosers15
08-09-2008, 05:15 PM
have *** with her without protection...duh


your stuck inside on the last weekend until school and your ******* step dad wants to work on cleaning the garage and so your forced to do that. You cant get out because you cant hang out with a friend because theyre all away. What the **** do you do? help pl0x rofl

coldasice
08-09-2008, 05:51 PM
have *** with her without protection...duh


your stuck inside on the last weekend until school and your ******* step dad wants to work on cleaning the garage and so your forced to do that. You cant get out because you cant hang out with a friend because theyre all away. What the **** do you do? help pl0x rofl


rofl um u fake like ur sick?

faking sick doesnt work what do you do?

rmega
08-09-2008, 05:53 PM
Damn, that sucks.

mosers15
08-09-2008, 05:58 PM
you deal with it like every ******* thing else


you finally finish the garage but its ******* 2 and the days slipping away what do you do?

Athletic
08-09-2008, 09:05 PM
go jerk off

Your mom walks in on you while you're almost there What next?

Blackout
08-09-2008, 09:33 PM
Turn on my cloak, sleep her, put her to bed, and when she wakes up, tell her it was all a dream.

Your computer crashes when your about to finish the biggest 30-page report ever?

mosers15
08-09-2008, 11:30 PM
call in sick lol


you want pizza but you have to eat refried beans what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-10-2008, 01:36 PM
Restart your life and toggle refried beans "off".

You're driving fairly drunk eating candy and speaking on the phone.
The cops then indicate for you to pull over and say that you just whiped out a large indian family crossing the road a few blocks back. They turn to write something in their little black books. What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-10-2008, 04:01 PM
what else can you do just scream ;p

you fall into a pit with spikes and you cant stop and theirs a molester down their what do you do

mosers15
08-10-2008, 04:18 PM
become emo and enjoy the moment

you order tacos at a mexican restraunt and they taste like **** what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-10-2008, 04:20 PM
throw the taco at their face grab a gun and SHOOT them for making bad tacos

you fall on a wet floor and everyone laughs at you what do joo do

EDIT: Damn you raquen

Carlo1003
08-11-2008, 12:35 PM
run

ur in the middle of a sinking boat.. on the right, u have your gf.. and on the left, the hooootest girl in your school and she has a crush on you.. you can only save one.. who do you save? xD

Spannertastic
08-11-2008, 01:30 PM
That question is totally dependant on how attractive your g/f is, lol.
if it were mine, i'd take her, haha. I'm not at school anymore though so there isn't much else as an option for the hot girl... lol [/RANT]

Someone you don't know hands you a hard metal apple with a pin in the top and a musk like that of the military. What do you do?

Strype McClaine
08-11-2008, 01:41 PM
That question is totally dependant on how attractive your g/f is, lol.
if it were mine, i'd take her, haha. I'm not at school anymore though so there isn't much else as an option for the hot girl... lol [/RANT]

Someone you don't know hands you a hard metal apple with a pin in the top and a musk like that of the military. What do you do?

Hand it to the Dude in the cubicle behind me, and briskly walk out of the building before breaking into full run....working in a gov building is rather frightining.

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For some reason an affminate dude, a red haired *****, and a talking cat who keep reciteing a rather lame mantra every time they appear, keep trying to steal your ****, what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-11-2008, 01:57 PM
You tell Sabrina, that ******* teenage *****, that her "boyfriend" likes boys, her cat took a dump on her bed while reciting lymerics about Sabrinas need to shave her facial hair and that she looks like a **** with her red hair and new-found obesity. You then go on to pick apart her pitiful career untill she eventually gets the message and uses her cats wind-pipe to hang herself.


A man walks into a bar wearing a pink bandana and says lightheartedly to you, "hey man, you look rather ironic tonight". What do you say to the interestingly educated man?
Oh ****, i forgot to add that the man has laser beams firing out of his nipples.
Key point maybe?

Strype McClaine
08-11-2008, 02:07 PM
You tell Sabrina, that ******* teenage *****, that her "boyfriend" likes boys, her cat took a dump on her bed while reciting lymerics about Sabrinas need to shave her facial hair and that she looks like a **** with her red hair and new-found obesity. You then go on to pick apart her pitiful career untill she eventually gets the message and uses her cats wind-pipe to hang herself.


A man walks into a bar wearing a pink bandana and says lightheartedly to you, "hey man, you look rather ironic tonight". What do you say to the interestingly educated man?
Oh ****, i forgot to add that the man has laser beams firing out of his nipples.
Key point maybe?

Pull out a small steel mirror and melt his face off with his nipple lazars.

What if the previous question was actualy a thinly veiled team rocket joke rahter than something else, what do you do then?

Spannertastic
08-11-2008, 02:25 PM
Ahh, well i assumed as much. I had some pent-up sabrina hate to release.


If it were infact teamrocket i'd probly just send my pikachu over to face-**** them all while i take a minute to adjust my cap. Then i'd employ the nipple laser man (who after extencive facial surgury is now back in action, asking some more stupid questions) to just nipple laser them (pikachu included) in an explosive way so they blast off, and i assume it's not the first time, therefore they'd most likely be "blasting off again".


Suppose pikachu came back though looking for revenge with an army of small yellow midgets and the nipple laser man got so annoying you melted his face again. You seem fairly defenceless, what do you do?

p.s. you're pretty sweet at this game Strype, if someone read this **** they might have a heart attack due to all the insanity. Mega kudos.

Strype McClaine
08-11-2008, 02:41 PM
Id hold items of miget desire out of reach, and Finely tell pikacu to get back in his F-in ball and stay in it this time.

After a night of drunken revelry you awake in the middle of a shopping mall with a band of road flares duck-taped to you, while wearing a "middle eastern" garb. What do you do?

Statigar
08-11-2008, 06:28 PM
I commit suicide.

3 black cats cross the road before you. You are very superstitious. What do you do?

Blackout
08-11-2008, 07:32 PM
I commit suicide.

3 black cats cross the road before you. You are very superstitious. What do you do?

punch a leprachaun

you banged some chick and found out she was your long lost sister, what do you do?

Zman83
08-14-2008, 05:10 PM
I kill her and try and forget about the whole thing...

Your in the shower at jail and you drop the soap, what do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-14-2008, 05:16 PM
Put a censor bar by your *** and bend down and get it

You fall into a jail with 2 gay guys wantint to molest you what do you do

Zman83
08-14-2008, 05:18 PM
I pull out my shotgun and blow off their heads, ******* gays deserve to die!

A guy ask who you want him to kill, your mom and dad or you and your best friend. What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-14-2008, 05:24 PM
I say your my new best firned and kill them ;]


You are in a boat and all these hot girls suround you but their tereible hygine and some old lady smells nice and looks nice what do you do

Zman83
08-14-2008, 05:27 PM
I tell them to jump in the water then we go back onto the boat once they are clean and ****.

**** Cheney tells you to go **** yourself, what do you do?

Statigar
08-14-2008, 06:23 PM
get a gun and shoot him till he dies :P

Your mum caught you wanking. She wants to join in by having *** with you. What do you do?

Zman83
08-14-2008, 06:34 PM
I say WTF and run away!

You become an ant and someone is about to step on you, what do you do?

Slash_Assassin2
08-14-2008, 11:21 PM
Scream and die, can't do much else.

You get drunk one night at a party and wake up the next morning with your best friend's brother, what do you do?

Zman83
08-14-2008, 11:28 PM
I kill myself...

You do the same think, what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-15-2008, 02:03 AM
Well I first assume that I am in fact doing the same thing. I then pray a lot that I'm a girl and that perhaps we were practising judo to the point where we passed out. I would then explain that to my best friend, who's name is Clive, and we'd most likely skip somewhere merrily due to the sexual orientation that question suggested.

You're in the shower, you're naked, you get attacked by spider monkeys.
What do you do?

Statigar
08-15-2008, 08:39 AM
I get my gun out and shoot them until they die! What gun you say? Im referring to the one down there ;)


You are eating a hotdog. It then gets stolen by a dog. What do you do?

mosers15
08-16-2008, 03:29 PM
eat the dog


your shoulder is broken and cant be fixed


what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-16-2008, 03:35 PM
Tear it off and get hire some crazy scientist from the terminator movies to build you a new one with like, cannons and **** on it. Then you can blow **** up and have a new arm ^^ it's win win win.

You have a sweet new arm, but your legs are still normal and now, that's just not enough for you... what do you do?

mosers15
08-16-2008, 04:08 PM
become uberman team ubers superhero

the new age bionicman

your stranded on an island in the middle of a lake yet your 40 miles away from the nearest land and you cant swim

but on the island is a *** doll but if you have *** with it..it pops
what do you do?

Phippzy
08-16-2008, 04:53 PM
have *** with it anyway.

you kill a dog and eat it but it was poisoned, what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-16-2008, 05:07 PM
Wish you didn't choose to holiday in China...


You're pencil snapped and you're trying to wrestle a gorilla. What do you do?

i am cool
08-17-2008, 12:33 AM
u fire ur lazerhs at the gorrila

ur loosing to a noob what do u do, and every though pokemon trrainer is there and will laugh if u loose to him

mosers15
08-17-2008, 12:47 AM
hmmmm

FIRE UR LAZAHHSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you need 3 but you only have 1
what do you do?

*cough threesome cough*

LinIsKorean
08-17-2008, 01:56 AM
Grab mosers and Jono and then have a party. =P

Some chubby kid steals your last piece of strawberry cheesecake, what do you do?

mosers15
08-17-2008, 03:28 AM
become a cannibal

jono lin and i are partying but we wont let you in
what do you do? :wink:

Blackout
08-17-2008, 05:32 AM
throw my own party

you didnt do your homework and its worth 99 % of your grade

Spannertastic
08-17-2008, 05:58 AM
You wonder what life will be like without a completed education...

You make a plan to rip the world of midgets but the the only way to can succeed is with the help of one, what do you do?

mosers15
08-17-2008, 06:20 AM
find a sizist midget

you fall over but cant get up what do you do?

LIFE ALERT FTL lulz

i am cool
08-17-2008, 09:12 PM
ask someone for help and kill the ***** that helped u,

after years of searching u find ur dream girl but she's going out with a different guy what do u do?

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 07:25 PM
chop off the other guys head.

you are about to get attack by ths smily > :evil:
what do you do?

i am cool
08-19-2008, 07:39 PM
bring this smiley to scare him off :D with his love

u r about to die in 7 days by the doctor's report and this smiley :P is following u to eat u with his broad smile so u can't tell anyone cause u running whatsh u do

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 07:43 PM
Stop running. Turn round and kick the smily in the face. You then eat it.

you can't think of what to type here. What do you do?

i am cool
08-19-2008, 07:46 PM
u go to wikipedia they have everything there or bulkepedia they got everything as well

u r having *** but ur mate dies whatsh u do?

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 07:47 PM
keep having ***.


you eat an apple that has already had a chunk bitten off of it. what do you do?

i am cool
08-19-2008, 07:51 PM
kill the ***** that ate the piece

ur the first in track running but then a new kid who is a rocket comes to ur school what do u do?

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 07:54 PM
chop his feet off with a rusty axe.

you suck at pokemon, what do you do?

i am cool
08-19-2008, 07:57 PM
get a friend like phizzpy to feal like ur not the only one who sucks

ur an idiot what do u do?

mosers15
08-19-2008, 10:18 PM
get smart

You want to sink but you must swim what do you do?

Phippzy
08-19-2008, 11:37 PM
sink anyway to be a rebel.


Someone like i am cool insults you, what do you do?

mosers15
08-19-2008, 11:54 PM
insult him back

you run out of your favorite ice cream and your broke what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-20-2008, 01:11 AM
You steal more (seriously, that was a no brainer)

You're high on acid and you see a person with a toaster for a head handing out rainbows to friendly zebras, what do you do?

i am cool
08-20-2008, 04:09 AM
eat the toast, then start killing everyone with a gun because of ur super toast powers

someone like phippzy doesn't understand that i was kidding what do u do?

Statigar
08-20-2008, 07:32 AM
give him £100 and tell him to understand.


the shoddy server is down, and a tournament was meant to start. what do you do?

i am cool
08-20-2008, 12:45 PM
kill James and Eternal

there is no chocolate in the milk and u wanted to have chocolate milk what do u do?

Statigar
08-20-2008, 01:46 PM
Get some of my **** out, mix it with the milk, add a chocolate fragrance, and give it to my brother.

XD


You see a girl all alone and sad. She is fit. What do you do?

Spannertastic
08-20-2008, 02:15 PM
Hope to hell it's not cause she has herpies and try your luck with some smooth moves. some examples:

"hey baby, yeah I know, it's real and yes you can touch it"

"Hi have you seen my new Sandstorm team? It's win, you'd love me if you saw it in action. I'm like 4th on the smogon ladder with it"

"So ahh, you're sad then..." *squeeze*


Anyhoo... Why is it like 3am and I'm still here?

i am cool
08-20-2008, 02:25 PM
because ur a really sad case

u saw ur gf going out with ur best friend what do u do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:01 PM
nothing 8)

Phippzy
08-20-2008, 06:22 PM
this smily > :? is about to be sick on you. What do ya do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:23 PM
this smily > :? is about to be sick on you. What do ya do?nothing

YOu didn't do your homework and got detention, what do you do?

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:28 PM
have *** on a desk with some hot girl in detention.








Your best friend tells you she loves you what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:30 PM
have *** on a desk with some hot girl in detention.








Your best friend tells you she loves you what do you do?
**** her then find new friends.

your best friend doesn't tell you she loves you what do you do?

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:35 PM
**** her mom infront of her













Lesbian cheerleader makes our with your girlfriend what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:37 PM
FIlm them and sell the vid to andy




you get a new cell phone what do you do with your old one

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:40 PM
You give it to a homeless guy and cover the phone in peanut butter.












You have to swim with micheal phelps naked while he eats 12000 calories off your chest what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:42 PM
I trick phelps into thinking some random dude is me


what would you do if you get tourettes syndrom?

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:43 PM
You go to the Oprah Whinfrey show and cuss her out.













The lucky charms leprechaun is chasing you down with a bowl of marshmellows what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:45 PM
eat the leprechaun and sell the marshmallows :roll:












You still have summer vacation what do you do :lol:

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:46 PM
go to spain and walk along the naked beachs with braided pubic hair.






Your teacher invites you to her house for a sleep over what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:50 PM
trick her into having *** with me and tie her up and won't release her for a whole year =)



your car runs out of gas in the middle of the saharah desert, what do you do?

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:55 PM
you pee in the gas tank and hope it will start.










You see a shark next to you in the water what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 06:56 PM
test out my brand new jetski pack on it






your mother does crack what do you do?

oreos
08-20-2008, 06:59 PM
you sell all of it and move away.










You steal a hobo's jacket what do you do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 07:00 PM
Give it back and steal from somebody who I can actualy benefit from to steal from.



one of your friends makes a grammar error what do you do?

i am cool
08-20-2008, 07:58 PM
u kill that idiotic ***** who doesn't know how to spell

ur a *** adic what do u do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 07:59 PM
try to have *** ofcourse <_<

your not a *** addict what do you do?

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:01 PM
realize that i'm an idiot for not being one and have ***

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:03 PM
realize that i'm an idiot for not being one and have ***
right answer good boy ^_^

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:05 PM
ur being chased by hot sexy lady's what do u do?(this is obvious)

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:11 PM
RUN LIKE HELL I OWE HER MONEY FOR LAST NIGHT


you're being chased by a trans sexual stripper what do you do

i am cool
08-20-2008, 08:18 PM
slap her on the face she falls on the ground and we have ***

ur being called a noob what do u do?

ikke
08-20-2008, 08:20 PM
did you catch the transexual part x.x

if I'm called a nub I 6-0 there ***

you claimed to have raped a transexual stripper what do you do?

i am cool
08-20-2008, 09:34 PM
die

u r in a closet called the *** close, where 2 random people have *** then u have *** with someone then realize it's ur mom what do u do?

ikke
08-21-2008, 10:05 AM
won't happen 8)


your in a closet and you realize your having *** with your girlfriends mom what do you do?

i am cool
08-21-2008, 11:21 AM
won't happen 8)

ur fat what do u do?

ikke
08-21-2008, 01:15 PM
get a deal with mcdonalds and get money for saying I lost all my weight again by eating big macs

i am cool
08-21-2008, 02:40 PM
lol

ur falling off a cliff what do u do?

ikke
08-21-2008, 02:52 PM
enjoy it



you have alzheimer what do you do?

oreos
08-21-2008, 04:25 PM
Go to mcdonalds and be a cashier and screw up everybody's change









You could do any animal what would it be.

ikke
08-21-2008, 05:00 PM
goats


what would you do if you got homeschooled?

i am cool
08-21-2008, 06:04 PM
cry to my mommy

what do u do if u were a nerd

ikke
08-21-2008, 07:22 PM
who said I wasn't :shock:

what would you do if your little sister stole your girl friend?

i am cool
08-21-2008, 09:01 PM
track my sis lock her in a closet for 2 hours and have *** with my gf in the mean time

what do u do if ikke has more posts than me?

Statigar
08-21-2008, 09:03 PM
Start deleting his posts and ban him XD.

mosers finally got beaten by me in posting. What do you do to help mosers?

i am cool
08-21-2008, 09:05 PM
make a thread where only mosers can post and he starts post whoring and then lock the thread

statigar is #1 poster and u wanted urself to be that what do u do?

Phippzy
08-21-2008, 11:02 PM
kill statigar while saying nasty things to him.

what do you do if you see that I Am Cool has posted on all the threads in the forum?

i am cool
08-22-2008, 01:22 AM
start post whoring back

what do u do if phizzpy is having revenge by post whoring in all the threads back?

Phippzy
08-22-2008, 03:26 PM
Don't do anything cause he's cool.

what do you do if this smily's > 8) glasses broke?

i am cool
08-22-2008, 03:41 PM
he won't exist since that won't make him cool

what do u do if pokemon were real?

Statigar
08-22-2008, 08:14 PM
Id catch an Arceus and kill you with it.

What would you do if you were a mewtwo?

Phippzy
08-22-2008, 09:25 PM
Kill everyone who is a mewtwo HATER.

What do you do if you can't upoad a trainer card? :evil:

i am cool
08-22-2008, 10:40 PM
kill wildcard for doing something wrong with the forums

what do u do if everyone hated u?

imported_Shadow
08-23-2008, 04:36 AM
Say I am god and summon a god to kill

You **** a girl that turns out to be ugly what do you do?

i am cool
08-23-2008, 04:46 AM
why did u **** here in the first place?

shadow is back what do u do to show him how happy u r?

imported_Shadow
08-23-2008, 04:50 AM
Give me a cookie

That fails to make me happy what do you do?

i am cool
08-23-2008, 04:56 AM
ask sadow why he told me to give him a cookie in the first place

i love u what do u do?(run away)

Statigar
08-23-2008, 08:11 AM
you ran, so i took out my sniper and shot you.

Shadow leaves again. What do you do?

imported_Shadow
08-23-2008, 02:08 PM
Do soemthign duh <.<

you cant do anything what do you do?

Spannertastic
08-23-2008, 02:40 PM
Shadow, seriously that was just lazy.

You wading through a swamp at midnight on the 7th of july 2023 in the middle of the plastic surgery terrorist uprising dubbed "the attack of the clones". Your brother is trapped in your basement and you need to find a large stick in the swamp to help pry him out using an intricate pulley system you assembled with the help of "Making sweet pulley systems for dummies".

You have no idea where sticks are found in swamps, what do you do?

Statigar
08-23-2008, 04:11 PM
Dive into it, and look for them, without giving two sh*ts xD

You fall into a ditch. You cant get out. What do you do?

i am cool
08-23-2008, 04:21 PM
sleep

u can't have *** what do u do?

Spannertastic
08-23-2008, 04:28 PM
Umm, I think we need to have a little talk about "releasing your sexual pressure" I am cool. I think you'll find a good answer to your question.


You're in a boat and you really want candy but there is none on the boat that you're on. What do you do?

i am cool
08-23-2008, 04:50 PM
find a candy shark and thorow my harpoon and kill it then eat it

u don't have a tv what do u do?

imported_Shadow
08-24-2008, 07:22 PM
Buy One(<_<)

Your poor on money what do you do?

Statigar
08-24-2008, 07:36 PM
Get some by punching shadow for his xats.

You have no xats. What do you do?

i am cool
08-24-2008, 09:17 PM
who cares

willlis left and he hears ur throwing a "willis is gone" party what do u do?

The Shadow Projekt
08-24-2008, 09:30 PM
Welcome Willis to the party with open arms. ^_^


Willis gets angry that you are having a "Willis is gone" party, finds out where you live and tries to kill you, what do you do?

*Hope I did that right*

imported_Shadow
08-24-2008, 10:25 PM
Call the security to protect your house

He breaks through security what do you do?

Blackout
08-24-2008, 11:10 PM
5-0 him again

Your girlfriend turns fat and ugly, what do you do?

soccerforward29
08-25-2008, 12:07 AM
**** on her face...

You dog eats it off, what do you do?

The Shadow Projekt
08-25-2008, 12:12 AM
**** on your dog's face.


If the dog bite's your *** or **** what do you do?

Statigar
09-05-2008, 10:20 PM
immediate ban.

You drop your icecream. What do j00 do?

Carlo1003
09-06-2008, 12:36 PM
i buy another one

you are with your gf then u suddenly wet your pants.. what do you do?

i am cool
09-06-2008, 12:47 PM
**** her?

you are 8) what do u do?

Statigar
09-06-2008, 06:14 PM
i scream that im a smily.


You are :shock: what do you do?

i am cool
09-07-2008, 03:25 AM
i realize that i am 8) and not :shock:

you are :oops: what do u do?

Statigar
09-07-2008, 04:13 PM
I cry, or run away ;)

You find out you're gay. What do you do?

i am cool
09-07-2008, 04:18 PM
ewwwww, run away while u still have a chance.

u just finished having *** and wake up in you're awesome appartment, then u find out you look like james, what do u do with you're awesome new look?

Statigar
09-07-2008, 04:35 PM
erm, thats impossible. There can only be one of me :D

you got your maths results back, and found out you made this mistake: 2+2 = 5.

What do you do?

zod
09-13-2008, 10:42 PM
you erase the five and then put a four on it and blame it on your teacher that she made a mistake.

What do you do if you cant stop wanting pokemon platinum?

imported_Shadow
09-14-2008, 02:43 PM
I do nothing

What the hell would you do if im back?

i am cool
09-14-2008, 04:08 PM
i cry that there will be more noobs on here.

what do u do if i'm smexy?

Carlo1003
09-23-2008, 04:59 AM
i dun care :P
the forums has finally moved, what do you do?

Statigar
09-23-2008, 02:59 PM
Dance and sing with joy!

You lose 900 posts in the move. What do you do?

Carlo1003
09-23-2008, 09:31 PM
i scream leik a gurl/iac.. lol
peace iac <3

u phail, what do you do?

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:20 AM
kill people

you die, what do you do? (nothing)
________
Kid Avandia (http://www.classactionsettlements.org/lawsuit/avandia/)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:23 AM
Become God and make the person who killed me immortal but they will experience 4x the pain and STAB them Infinite amount of times

Carlo1003
09-28-2008, 01:25 AM
Er, you fall off a 2-foot cliff. What do you do?

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:26 AM
walk

you turn into sand, what do you od?
________
Park Royal 2 Condominium Prathumnak (http://pattayaluxurycondos.com)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:27 AM
I go **** a Cactus

You become a **** what do you do?

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:31 AM
Thats a good one, i jump in front of a train

You become an ant what do you do?
________
MEDICAL MARIJUANA SEEDS (http://marijuanaseeds.org/)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:34 AM
i go hit on the Queen Ant :wink:

You become miley Cyrus for a day and Everyone in the world wants to have Smex with u

FYS-guard
09-28-2008, 01:35 AM
i go hit on the Queen Ant :wink:

ok, but you're meant to post "such and such, what do you do?"
________
LIVE *** (http://livesexwebshows.com/)

Yola
09-28-2008, 01:37 AM
sorry i got pulled in the topic