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The Shadow Projekt
08-24-2008, 03:24 AM
Open up a fortune cookie from a Chinese Restaurant read the fortune and say "between the sheets" afterward, it's rather humorous.

Examples from real fortune cookies:

"You will make a fortune with your friend."

"Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together as they do in you."

"Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached."

"Your courage will guide your future."

"You constantly struggle for self improvement - and it shows."

"Your life will be prosperous if you use your creativity."

"You have a keen sense of humor and bring out the best in others."

"It's better to get something done late than never."

"You will relive a past experience which will be enlightening"

*Make sure you say "between the sheets" after the fortune.* Also if you got a fortune cookie you wanna share, (between the sheets) then just post away. Hope you found this quite humorous, cheers.

- The Shadow Projekt

i am cool
08-24-2008, 09:21 PM
* your pain is telling you that your efforts are not in vain*(sucks i know) "between the sheets"

DaPlayaFlow
09-07-2008, 07:33 AM
WIN!!!!!!

paddyod
11-09-2008, 10:01 PM
Your future is guided by your choices *between the sheets*

Tony32
11-18-2008, 02:22 AM
Im happy *between the sheets*

i am cool
11-21-2008, 08:22 PM
*This day holds something unexpected* between the sheets.

jackched123
11-21-2008, 09:01 PM
"you will no parking ticket in the next year"between the sheets

i'm only 12 years old so how can i drive

Acer
11-25-2008, 09:37 PM
"you will no parking ticket in the next year"between the sheets

i'm only 12 years old so how can i drive
You will win the lottery and find the girl in your dreams "between the sheets"

I'm 12 too!!

i am cool
11-29-2008, 08:36 PM
*A great amount of bans await you* Between the sheets.

Woj
12-29-2008, 08:15 PM
I've always heard of adding "in bed" to fortune cookies, so I mean its the same thing in effect but in bed is def funnier haha

paddyod
12-31-2008, 04:17 PM
You will have an uncontrolable urge to lick things *between the sheets*

i am cool
12-31-2008, 06:22 PM
You have an uncomfortable urge to do things with other people *between the sheets*

paddyod
01-01-2009, 06:15 PM
You will want to shank some sweaty *** *between the sheets*

Darklatias
01-10-2009, 10:04 PM
"someone will give you a Latias and she'll want to smex with you" *between the sheets*

i am cool
01-10-2009, 11:31 PM
"You'll want to stare at someone's ******." *Between the sheets.*

soul best1
01-10-2009, 11:32 PM
You will put your **** in that *******between the sheets*

Patty24
06-22-2009, 09:00 PM
The star of riches is shining upon you (between the sheets)