The Shadow Projekt
08-24-2008, 03:24 AM
Open up a fortune cookie from a Chinese Restaurant read the fortune and say "between the sheets" afterward, it's rather humorous.
Examples from real fortune cookies:
"You will make a fortune with your friend."
"Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together as they do in you."
"Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached."
"Your courage will guide your future."
"You constantly struggle for self improvement - and it shows."
"Your life will be prosperous if you use your creativity."
"You have a keen sense of humor and bring out the best in others."
"It's better to get something done late than never."
"You will relive a past experience which will be enlightening"
*Make sure you say "between the sheets" after the fortune.* Also if you got a fortune cookie you wanna share, (between the sheets) then just post away. Hope you found this quite humorous, cheers.
- The Shadow Projekt
Examples from real fortune cookies:
"You will make a fortune with your friend."
"Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together as they do in you."
"Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached."
"Your courage will guide your future."
"You constantly struggle for self improvement - and it shows."
"Your life will be prosperous if you use your creativity."
"You have a keen sense of humor and bring out the best in others."
"It's better to get something done late than never."
"You will relive a past experience which will be enlightening"
*Make sure you say "between the sheets" after the fortune.* Also if you got a fortune cookie you wanna share, (between the sheets) then just post away. Hope you found this quite humorous, cheers.
- The Shadow Projekt