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FYS-guard
11-09-2008, 10:20 AM
Ok, this game is simple. all you do is post a lame excuse for not showing up for work. heres an example

*on phone to boss* yeah i took work off today because i was in a horrific car accident. I have been left in a vegetative state. don't worry, i'll show up tomorrow

simple.

paddyod
11-09-2008, 04:43 PM
*on phone with boss* "Sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, I was too busy boinking your wife."

Rock Head
11-09-2008, 05:05 PM
On the phone with boss* Sorry i couldn't come to work, i was robbing a bank because you pay me **** you ******!!

paddyod
11-09-2008, 05:07 PM
*on phone with boss* sorry I couldn't come to work I was on TU all day

Codycjd
11-09-2008, 06:37 PM
*on phone with boss* "Sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, I died yesterday.."?

paddyod
11-09-2008, 06:44 PM
*sorry I couldnt come to work I was doing nothing.*

gbjar2
12-01-2008, 07:38 PM
sorry I couldn't come to work, something terrible happened that u wouldn't understand even if i told u.

Dragard
12-02-2008, 12:07 AM
*on phone with boss* Hey, I need to screw Megan Fox some more, I'll go tomorrow if Erica Ellyson doesn't show up.

Latiosmaster
12-02-2008, 12:42 AM
*on phone with boss* Hey, I need to screw Megan Fox some more, I'll go tomorrow if Erica Ellyson doesn't show up.
ROFLROFLROFL thats a great one!
*On phone with boss" err I was err err playing err with Marth err my son.

BBB
12-02-2008, 07:52 AM
*on phone with boss* i went to my friends house to do some sucking and blowing :)

Tony32
12-03-2008, 03:37 AM
*On The Phone with the boss*I was making pokemon team's all night oh yea should hetran be Scarfed or non-scarfed what do you think boss?

Hollow skull
12-03-2008, 08:32 AM
*on phone to boss* I quit

I am cooler
12-04-2008, 08:10 AM
*On phone to boss* I will be at work. In fact, Ill be there now if you switch the display TV to the cricket channel. Ill wave to ya.

Shadow_Blaze
12-05-2008, 11:26 PM
*On Phone With Boss* I'm watching Porn ._.

Shadow_Blaze
12-06-2008, 09:20 AM
*on phone with boss* I'm watching Death Note...its epic

Acer
12-06-2008, 04:45 PM
*on phone with boss* Goodbye. *hangs up*

gbjar2
12-06-2008, 07:07 PM
*on phone with boss* busy burning your house

Shadow_Blaze
12-07-2008, 12:11 AM
*on phone with boss* still stunned at the last post O_O

Acer
12-07-2008, 02:46 AM
*on phone with boss* my dog ate my job

paddyod
01-01-2009, 06:28 PM
*On phone with boss* What do i work as again?

LMFAO

*on phone with boss* Sorry, I was busy getting funking with your wife, DOH, I mean ************! No! Hacking your comp and downloading illeagal child porn?

soul best1
01-04-2009, 02:33 AM
*on the phone with boss* busy screwing the company's local ****

FYS-guard
01-05-2009, 07:23 AM
*On phone to boss* Sorry boss, I was drawing a swampert

FYS-guard
01-07-2009, 01:13 PM
*On phone to boss* Can I be Home-worked?

Darklatias
01-11-2009, 06:11 PM
*On phone with boss* Sry man, I'm just busy making my 10th child with my Latias! xD

Dimes
01-11-2009, 09:59 PM
Sorry boss, I'm dead. Maybe next month. XD

FYS-guard
01-13-2009, 03:38 AM
*On phone to boss* "I'll be there in an hour or so. This noob is using a stall team..."

Darklatias
01-14-2009, 10:17 PM
*On phone with boss* Sry, my colleague got out of class without permission and he lost his school life, I gotta go to his education's funeral! xD

Fede
01-16-2009, 09:46 PM
*On phone with boss* sorry raping ICU in a freestyle battle 8-)

FYS-guard
01-17-2009, 02:44 AM
*on phone to boss* Can you give me like a year or so? I'm trying to save up enough points to buy every pet on TU.

Darklatias
01-18-2009, 01:53 PM
*on phone with boss* Sry, my pikachu on PMD2 died and I'm trying to get another to pwn you!

Zone
01-24-2009, 10:10 AM
*On phone with boss* I'll come to work later,I have to kick this n00bs *** first.

FYS-guard
01-25-2009, 01:37 AM
*On phone to boss* I've found a major flaw in your work system and I can sue you for $20,000,000. I won't have to work again. Good day and happy saving.

mastaofFAGS
01-26-2009, 04:29 AM
*On phone with boss* sorry I have a bad case of the taco ***** 8)

Darklatias
01-27-2009, 10:51 PM
*On phone with boss* I'm trying to get this idiot to get a Latias on PMD2 to trade teams but she is refusing to go to the team, maybe next year when he gets her...

mastaofFAGS
01-31-2009, 03:30 AM
*on phone with boss* sorry my pet turtle ate my job

FYS-guard
01-31-2009, 12:51 PM
*On phone to boss* Well, my son uses car excuses when he's late for school, and they seem to work...

Athletic
01-31-2009, 04:17 PM
*on phone with boss* "Sorry, I won't make it to work today. (pause) Yeah its a long story but I coulda sworn the Viagra Ad said only 4 Hours."

Darklatias
01-31-2009, 04:59 PM
*On phone with boss* HEY MAN STOP CALLING! I'M TRYING TO GET A RANDOM ***** TO TRADE TEAMS WITH ME WITH LATIAS AND LATIOS ON THEIR TEAM! I HAVE REQUESTED THAT TO LOTS OF PEEPS BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS BUSY OR HATING ME!!! I QUIT! (I really need someone to trade teams with me on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2, the ******* at other site [I don't want to be banned for saying the site's name] don't want to do that with me :()

ninjamanryan
02-11-2009, 01:31 AM
*On phone with boss* omg my **** is everywhere its on the walls and oh no *hangs up*

strills
02-15-2009, 04:18 AM
*on phone to boss* *hangs up*

mastaofFAGS
02-15-2009, 05:47 AM
*on phone with boss* what the **** do you want I'm trying to grow a lemon tree

Noid
02-15-2009, 01:45 PM
*on the phone with boss*who is you?

ninjamanryan
02-15-2009, 01:58 PM
*on phone with boss* soory no speak any english ****** *boss* what!! *me* bye

Acer
02-16-2009, 02:15 PM
*on phone with my boss* It's me holiday fool.

boss: but you say that everytime!

Me: well, leave me to my holiday. i'll be back at work in 56 years.

Boss: You're fired.

Me: see? you give up too easily. now u have no business ^^

mastaofFAGS
02-19-2009, 11:23 PM
*on phone with boss* WTF MAN NOT NOW I'M A VICTIM OF THE KFC RAID GUNS CHAINS AND RAP MUSIC WAS INVOLVED THIS TIME!

Noid
02-20-2009, 12:40 AM
*on the phone with boss*Um...*hangs up*

Fantine
02-20-2009, 06:15 PM
*on phone with boss* WTF MAN NOT NOW I'M A VICTIM OF THE KFC RAID GUNS CHAINS AND RAP MUSIC WAS INVOLVED THIS TIME!
Hahaha. My friend pulled crap like that. He said McDonalds instead of KFC. My boss didn't believe him so he was fired. lmao

Xorxion
02-21-2009, 11:06 AM
*on the phone with boss* Hmm, i do extra time tonight if you leave me to get ready today ;)

mastaofFAGS
02-21-2009, 01:54 PM
*on phone with boss* sorry busy performing blek megik on your wife

Noid
02-27-2009, 02:08 AM
*on the phone with boss*Look, ill go when im ******* ready*gets fired*

Darklatias
03-03-2009, 07:47 PM
*on phone with boss* you know, I came back from a long break, and I got 2 gf so... I'm going to **** them, cya!

mastaofFAGS
03-04-2009, 10:08 PM
*on phone with boss* Bin Laden is on my roof with 3 WMDs once he sees me move outside he will set them off kthxbai

DK
03-04-2009, 10:27 PM
*on phone with boss* Bin Laden is on my roof with 3 WMDs once he sees me move outside he will set them off kthxbai
rofl Masta

DK
03-06-2009, 08:54 PM
*on the phone with boss* Bin Laden offered me his 72 virgins if I train with Al Qaeda today.

Milos
03-07-2009, 01:35 AM
call in dead 8)

Stone_Cold22
03-15-2009, 04:07 PM
*on the phone with boss* Sorry, I was too busy deleting all of Thariks html links. Bye

FYS-guard
03-15-2009, 07:43 PM
*On phone to boss* "I'm thinking of an excuse to not come to work tomorrow."

Dimes
04-13-2009, 06:08 PM
*Enters building* *Up crowded elevator* *Walks in office* Sorry, I can't come in because I have a highly contagious disease that is unnamed and will spontaliously kill you in a day, and I'm afraid that you might catch it. Bye!

Patty24
06-23-2009, 04:08 AM
on phone to boss, "I can't come to work today, I just got done decontaminating my house.