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Acer
02-21-2009, 02:08 AM
Who loves the classic "Yo mama" Jokes? Well, now you can post a couple you know.
I'll start:

Yo mama so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

=P

Dragard
02-21-2009, 05:48 AM
.... I swear it was "Yo Momma"

i am cool
02-21-2009, 07:11 AM
I don't like these classic cliches much but they're still fun to type / read.

Well, I got one:

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY!".

nitro
02-21-2009, 09:40 AM
Yo Momma is so fat, that at the airport she got busted for having 1000 pounds of crack.

FYS-guard
02-21-2009, 09:51 AM
Yo mummas so fat you can slap her *** and ride the waves

Your mummas so fat shes on both sides of the family

Your mummas so fat, during ***, your dads ***** had to ask for directions

Your mummas so fat you even describe her as your world

Your mummas so fat, electronic scales spoke when her shadow was cast over them

Xorxion
02-21-2009, 10:39 AM
your mama is so stupid, she makes tharik look like Steven Hawkings

Hero Kid
02-21-2009, 11:18 AM
Your mama so fat, when she got on the speak your wieght scale, it surrenderd

Kuja20
02-21-2009, 12:01 PM
Yo Momma is so fat she makes snorlax seem like a lightweight 8)

Acer
02-21-2009, 03:38 PM
Yo mama so fat, she wears two watches so she can cover two time zones.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

zod
02-21-2009, 05:01 PM
Your mama is like verizon 10 cents anywhere any time 8)

imported_Darkrai
02-21-2009, 05:16 PM
Your mom said this is the silliest thread I ever seen

Latiosmaster
02-23-2009, 10:36 PM
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the ugly competition, they said "Sorry, no preffesionals"

Acer
02-23-2009, 10:53 PM
Yo Mama so ugly, Ripley's couldnt even believe it!

(you know...ripley's believe it or not?)

Milos
02-24-2009, 02:39 AM
yo family is so dumb, i was telling yo mama jokes to your mom and your dad said "Hey! what about me?"

Dragard
02-24-2009, 04:43 AM
your mama is so stupid, she makes tharik look like Steven Hawkings
^ I feeling like Sigging that O_O

i am cool
02-24-2009, 01:50 PM
your mama is so stupid, she makes tharik look like Steven Hawkings
^ I feeling like Sigging that O_O

LOL same...

FYS-guard
02-24-2009, 11:33 PM
Your mummas like a shotgun. One **** and she blows

Your mummas like the bermuda triangle. She swallows a lot of sea men (semen)

Your mummas like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn

Your mummas like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.

Your mummas so ugly her tears need a 4 x 4 to get down her pimply face

Your mummas so ugly they mash her face in dough to make monster cookies for halloween

Your mummas so fat when she saw the schoolbus drive past her house, she chased it down and shouted "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Kuja20
02-25-2009, 12:55 AM
Your mummas like a shotgun. One **** and she blows

Your mummas like the bermuda triangle. She swallows a lot of sea men (semen)

Your mummas like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn

Your mummas like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.

Your mummas so ugly her tears need a 4 x 4 to get down her pimply face

Your mummas so ugly they mash her face in dough to make monster cookies for halloween

Your mummas so fat when she saw the schoolbus drive past her house, she chased it down and shouted "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
You crack me up everytime xDDDD rofl

ninjamanryan
02-25-2009, 02:14 AM
your mom is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

FYS-guard
02-25-2009, 06:05 AM
Your mummas like a shotgun. One **** and she blows

Your mummas like the bermuda triangle. She swallows a lot of sea men (semen)

Your mummas like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn

Your mummas like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.

Your mummas so ugly her tears need a 4 x 4 to get down her pimply face

Your mummas so ugly they mash her face in dough to make monster cookies for halloween

Your mummas so fat when she saw the schoolbus drive past her house, she chased it down and shouted "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
You crack me up everytime xDDDD rofl
I'm good like that. 8)

The term "rolling thunder" came to life when your mumma fell while waddling down a hill.

Your mummas so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Your mummas so fat she needs to use google earth to look in the mirror

Your mummas so fat her branch snapped off the family tree

i am cool
02-25-2009, 01:53 PM
Haha AT you're one of the funyest ppl onTU xD. And you also happen to be one of the only people to actually give me a laugh IRL.

ToMmY
02-25-2009, 02:11 PM
Haha AT you're one of the funyest ppl onTU xD. And you also happen to be one of the only people to actually give me a laugh IRL.


Wow i kind of feel sorry for IAC :?

Kuja20
02-25-2009, 02:20 PM
Haha AT you're one of the funyest ppl onTU xD. And you also happen to be one of the only people to actually give me a laugh IRL.


Wow i kind of feel sorry for IAC :?
^

i am cool
02-25-2009, 02:23 PM
Haha AT you're one of the funyest ppl onTU xD. And you also happen to be one of the only people to actually give me a laugh IRL.


Wow i kind of feel sorry for IAC :?
^

Seriously that guy gets boners from a you mama joke haha, what a nerd.

Milos
02-25-2009, 10:04 PM
yo mama is like a basketball hoop, balls go in and out
yo mama is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth
yo mama is like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw
im the QB and your mom is my wide receiver

FYS-guard
02-26-2009, 02:29 AM
yo mummas so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

your mummas so dumb she was run over by a parked car

your mummas so stupid she was tripped over by a cordless phone

Milos
02-26-2009, 02:50 AM
yo mama is so fat she used the equator as a belt
yo mama is so dumb she tripped on a rock and fell asleep trying to get up
yo mama is so fat she passed by the TV and i missed a whole 30 minute show
your mom is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama is so old she went to school with Jesus
yo mama is so fat in school, she sat next to EVERYONE
yo mama is so fat she stepped on a scale and it showed her phone number
and finally...
yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents!

FYS-guard
02-26-2009, 07:45 AM
Yo mummas so old her first christmas was the first christmas

Yo mummas so stupid she threw a stone at the ground and missed

i am cool
02-26-2009, 02:08 PM
HAHA AT and Milos, you never fail to deliver humour!

"yo mama is so fat she stepped on a scale and it showed her phone number" haha.

Biglsworth
02-27-2009, 08:27 AM
YO MOMMA SO FAT I TOOK A PICTURE OF HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND IT'S STILL PRINTING!

FYS-guard
02-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Yo mummas so poor she hangs out toilet paper to dry

Yo mummas so poor she cant afford to kill the house roaches because they pay half the rent

Yo mummas so ugly she had to buy the booze for her mummas 40th even though she was only 5

i am cool
02-27-2009, 01:59 PM
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

I got some for ya!

Milos
02-27-2009, 09:39 PM
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

I got some for ya!

never agian ok.

Sheep
02-28-2009, 05:35 AM
Yo mama so fat, that Grass Knot is a Guaranteed 1HKO even with 4x resistance and Light screen up

i am cool
02-28-2009, 07:57 AM
LOL Pokemon-related mama jokes...

FYS-guard
02-28-2009, 09:02 AM
Yo mama so fat, that Grass Knot is a Guaranteed 1HKO even with 4x resistance and Light screen up
Add +6 sp def boost for her and -6 sp attack boost for your opponent.

Your mummas opponent is a - sp attack natured shuckle with no sp attack EVs. She is a + sp def nature.

Eternal
02-28-2009, 07:49 PM
ROFL.

This should go in games section.

Noid
02-28-2009, 08:08 PM
Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Milos
03-01-2009, 02:15 AM
[quote="TU-Sheep":1naaet66]Yo mama so fat, that Grass Knot is a Guaranteed 1HKO even with 4x resistance and Light screen up
Add +6 sp def boost for her and -6 sp attack boost for your opponent.

Your mummas opponent is a - sp attack natured shuckle with no sp attack EVs. She is a + sp def nature.[/quote:1naaet66]

pokemon has found a way to ruin this too.

FYS-guard
03-01-2009, 04:16 AM
Yo mummas like a floor. You can walk all over them for 20 years and they won't even know.

i am cool
03-01-2009, 09:16 AM
LOL AT.

LOL Noid.

I suck at finding yo mama jokes :cry:.

FYS-guard
03-01-2009, 10:35 AM
LOL AT.

LOL Noid.

I suck at finding yo mama jokes :cry:.
Mate, I don't go searching for them. I try to remember ones I've been told, or in the case of the google earth one, make them up. 8)

Anyways, yo mummas so fat when she went to the KFC drive through, she ordered the bucket on the roof.

Yo mummas so fat when she wants to immigrate to another country, she has to wait for a zoo importation craft to take her to her destination.

Acer
03-01-2009, 05:45 PM
yo mama so fat, you have to rollover her twice to get off her back

yo mama so ugly, her husband takes her to work everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, the cars slow down

Noid
03-01-2009, 10:10 PM
Yomama's so fat when she went outside in a red sweater all the kids yell'd KOOL-AID MAN!

Milos
03-02-2009, 01:29 AM
yo mama is like a bungee cord, the rubber breaks and youre ******

Sheep
03-03-2009, 12:19 AM
Yo momma so desperate, that she would do Snypar

Milos
03-03-2009, 12:54 AM
Yo momma so desperate, that she would do Snypar

QFT!

FYS-guard
03-03-2009, 02:19 AM
Yo mummas so dumb when she was at a court hearing and the judge said "order" she said "I'll have fries and a coke please".

zod
03-03-2009, 02:24 AM
http://www.yourmom.com

Acer
03-07-2009, 12:42 AM
-doesnt click-

Yo mama's like a vacuum. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.

FYS-guard
03-07-2009, 07:48 AM
Yo mummas so ugly she's often mistaken for an onion. She makes people cry.

ronnie
03-10-2009, 10:35 PM
Ima mix it up.

Yo daddy so old he cums white dust.

Milos
03-11-2009, 12:47 AM
Ima mix it up.

Yo daddy so old he cums white dust.
thats not funny....i just cringed a little...

ronnie
03-11-2009, 01:13 AM
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

FYS-guard
05-11-2009, 10:49 AM
Yo mumma's so hairy Bigfoot chased her down to take her picture.

Dimes
05-11-2009, 10:05 PM
Yo momma's so fat that she ate at McDonalld's until the manager's parents came to pick him up and she lost 200 pounds.

Milos
05-11-2009, 10:18 PM
Yo momma's so fat that she ate at McDonalld's until the manager's parent's came to pick him up and she lost 200 pounds.

wtf? makes no sense

Dimes
05-11-2009, 11:20 PM
I just dissed your mom and McDonalld's at the same time.

FYS-guard
05-12-2009, 08:06 AM
Yo mumma's so hairy, and you still wonder why people ask you what breed your dog is.

BlackRain
05-13-2009, 03:36 PM
Yo Mamma so fat you gotta take a 7 trucks 3 airplains 2 boats and 100 ladders to get to her good side

Dimes
05-13-2009, 08:17 PM
You momma so ugly that her picture can fry an egg.

Hero Kid
05-17-2009, 12:29 PM
Yo Mamas so ugly she makes jews shave

i am cool
05-17-2009, 02:31 PM
Yo mama so ugly she makes HK look like Megan Fox.

Dark Abyss
05-23-2009, 05:05 AM
I have some
Yo momma is so fat when she turns around she's in a different continent.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she looked in a mirror her reflection ducked.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow the sun got jealous.
Yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her license.

Zero Mugen
05-30-2009, 04:38 PM
yo momma is so dumb, she sold the car for gas money

Statigar
05-31-2009, 03:14 PM
yo momma is so dumb, she sold the car for gas money

LMFAO!

Your mum is so dumb, she married your dad ;)

Your mum is so dumb, she sold the house to afford a "cheap" set of keys for it!

DK
05-31-2009, 03:26 PM
K, this might've been done, but **** it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went outside in a yellow rain coat, everyone yelled "TAXI, TAXI!"

Statigar
05-31-2009, 03:42 PM
Lmao. You're mama's so fat, everytime she attempts to walk up the stairs, so goes down instead!

Zero Mugen
05-31-2009, 05:29 PM
lol your mom is so dumb, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutez

yo momma is so fat, i rolled over 3 timez and still wasnt off of her

yo momma so poor, i saw her kicking a can and asked,"what are you doing?" she said,"moving"