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    Battle of the UBERS!!!!

    So, after a long and hard day of trying to get Aeons God's Uber team to work, we finally got it and the result was this Match of Ubers

    Flamarex vs. Aeons God Ubers

    Flam's Team: Dialga, Kyogre, Groudon, Mewtwo, Latios, And Ho-oh.
    Aeon's Team: Kyogre, Mew, Mewtwo, Darkrai, Palkia, And Shaymin-S

    Both of us were somewhat inexperienced with Ubers.
    This is a long epic battle. Hope you guys enjoy it!


    Now lets get into the battle!

    Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Timed Battle


    Flamarex sent out Dialga (lvl 100 Dialga). ]
    Aeons God sent out Kyogre (lvl 100 Kyogre).
    Dialga is exerting its pressure!
    Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
    Rain began to fall!
    Dialga used Toxic.
    Kyogre was badly poisoned!
    Kyogre's Lum Berry cured its Poison!
    Kyogre used Thunder.
    It's not very effective...
    Dialga lost 20% of its health.
    Dialga is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
    Dialga's Lum Berry cured its Paralysis!
    The rain continues to fall.

    I lead with Dialga and He lead with his Kyogre. I was thinking about setting up Steath Rocks, But I thought Toxic would be better. And As you see, He has a Lum berry which wastes my turn. Then He gets Para-Hacks. Luckily I had a Lum berry aswell.

    ---

    Dialga used Stealth Rock.
    Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
    Kyogre used Thunder.
    It's not very effective...
    Dialga lost 20% of its health.
    The rain continues to fall.

    Fearing what could happen i setup my Rocks.
    ---
    Dialga used Thunder.
    It's super effective!
    Kyogre lost 64% of its health.
    Kyogre used Thunder.
    It's not very effective...
    Dialga lost 22% of its health.
    Dialga is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
    The rain continues to fall.

    I then Thunder his Kyogre, dealing good damage but he gets Para- Hacks again.


    ---


    Kyogre used Ice Beam.
    Dialga lost 33% of its health.
    Dialga used Draco Meteor.
    Kyogre lost 51% of its health.
    Aeons God's Kyogre fainted.
    Dialga's special attack was harshly lowered.
    The rain continues to fall.

    Now that I know his Kyogre is going to try to attack me, I go for the Draco Meteor which owns his little fishy.

    Flam 6 Aeon 5
    ---
    Aeons God switched in Mewtwo (lvl 100 Mewtwo).
    Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Mewtwo.
    Mewtwo lost 12% of its health.
    Mewtwo used Taunt.
    Dialga fell for the taunt!
    Dialga can't use Toxic after the taunt!
    The rain continues to fall.

    He sends out his Mewtwo. I had a feeling its going to be a bulky Mewtwo so I decide to Toxic. He goes for a great moves and taunts me.


    ---
    Mewtwo used Light Screen.
    A barrier was formed!
    Dialga used Thunder.
    Mewtwo lost 11% of its health.
    The rain continues to fall.


    He sets up Light Screen and now I know Dialga is screwed, So i decide to Switch out to.......
    ---
    Flamarex switched in Groudon (lvl 100 Groudon).
    Groudon's Drought intensified the sun's rays!
    The rain stopped.
    The sun began to shine!
    Mewtwo used Reflect.
    A barrier was formed!
    The sun continues to shine.

    Groudon! He sets up reflect which isn't good.

    ---
    Mewtwo used Taunt.
    Groudon fell for the taunt!
    Groudon can't use Rock Polish after the taunt!
    The sun continues to shine.

    He makes another great Taunt here and makes me waste a turn trying to Polish my Rocks.

    ---
    Mewtwo used Selfdestruct.
    Groudon lost 63% of its health.
    Mewtwo lost 77% of its health.
    Aeons God's Mewtwo fainted.
    Groudon used Dragon Claw.
    But there was no target!
    The sun continues to shine.

    Okay, I didn't see this coming at all. He Kills him slef and does good damage to Groudon.
    I don't know what to expect!


    Flam 6 Aeon 4
    ---
    Aeons God switched in Mew (lvl 100 Mew).
    Pointed stones dug into Mew.
    Mew lost 12% of its health.
    Mew used Rock Polish.
    Mew's speed was sharply raised.
    Groudon used Dragon Claw.
    Mew lost 18% of its health.
    Groudon lost 10% of its health.
    The sun continues to shine.

    He sends out his Mew. When I Him Rock Polish, I thought he might be a sweeper. I order my Groudon to D-claw just in case.

    ---

    Mew used Nasty Plot.
    Mew's special attack was sharply raised.
    Groudon used Dragon Claw.
    Mew lost 17% of its health.
    Groudon lost 10% of its health.
    The sun continues to shine.

    He Nasty Plots up. I thought hes going to setup on me and sweep me, so i just kept Groudon in to soak up the damage and kill Mew.
    ---
    Mew used Nasty Plot.
    Mew's special attack was sharply raised.
    Groudon used Dragon Claw.
    Mew lost 16% of its health.
    Groudon lost 10% of its health.
    Groudon's taunt wore off!
    The sun continues to shine.

    He repeatedly Nastys up. I am COMPLETLY oblivious to whats going to come....


    ---
    Mew used Taunt.
    Groudon fell for the taunt!
    Groudon used Dragon Claw.
    Mew lost 16% of its health.
    Groudon lost 10% of its health.
    Flamarex's Groudon fainted.
    Mew's light screen wore off!
    The sun continues to shine.

    After He taunts here, I think I know what hes doing. He's going to Baton Pass!

    In turn I decide to Switch in Dialga so I can get a good hit on whats coming. This might have been a risky move on my part, because I have no idea if hes actually going to Baton Pass.

    Flam 5 Aeon 4

    ---
    Flamarex switched in Dialga (lvl 100 Dialga).
    Dialga is exerting its pressure!
    Mew used Baton Pass.
    Aeons God switched in Palkia (lvl 100 Palkia).
    Palkia is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Palkia.
    Palkia lost 12% of its health.
    Dialga used Draco Meteor.
    It's super effective!
    Palkia lost 180% of its health.
    Aeons God's Palkia fainted.
    Dialga's special attack was harshly lowered.
    Palkia's reflect wore off!
    The sun continues to shine.

    Luckily, My gut feeling was right. I have no idea what hes passing to, But I selected my strongest move. I OWN! up on the Palkia that he tried to get in.


    Flamarex: win


    Flam 5 Aeon 3

    I'm Expecting some sort of revenge killer coming in so I hold my ground.

    Aeons God switched in Shaymin-s (lvl 100 Shaymin-s).

    Flamarex: Awww, its a Shaymin. How Cute!

    Pointed stones dug into Shaymin-s.
    Shaymin-s lost 25% of its health.
    Shaymin-s used Earth Power.
    It's super effective!
    Dialga lost 57% of its health.
    Flamarex's Dialga fainted.

    Flamarex: Ow.....

    The sun continues to shine.

    He sends in Shaymin. It looked so innocent and cuddly.......

    Flam 4 Aeon 3


    ---
    Flamarex switched in Latios (lvl 100 Latios ?).
    Aeons God: darn u! lol
    Aeons God switched in Mew (lvl 100 Mew).
    Pointed stones dug into Mew.
    Mew lost 12% of its health.
    Latios used Calm Mind.
    Latios's special attack was raised.
    Latios's special defence was raised.
    The sun continues to shine.

    I send in my mid game sweeper, Latios. He switches to Mew and I CM.

    ---
    Latios used Dragon Pulse.
    Mew lost 47% of its health.
    Aeons God's Mew fainted.
    The sun continues to shine.

    I Knock out his Mew. I thought "This is a pretty laid back, ordinary game........."

    I was wrong.


    Flam 4 Aeon 2

    ---
    Aeons God switched in Shaymin-s (lvl 100 Shaymin-s).
    Pointed stones dug into Shaymin-s.
    Shaymin-s lost 25% of its health.


    Flamarex: now i will sweep your team with Uberness


    Shaymin-s used Air Slash.
    Latios lost 30% of its health.
    Latios flinched!
    The sun continues to shine.
    Latios's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Latios restored 6% of its health.
    ---
    Flamarex: BS !
    Flamarex: FLINCH HAX!

    Due to my little knowledge of Ubers. I had no idea Shaymin had Serene Grace

    Shaymin-s used Air Slash.
    Latios lost 29% of its health.
    Latios flinched!
    The sun continues to shine.
    Latios's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Latios restored 6% of its health.

    I couldnt stand the flinching! So I switch in to my late game sweeper, Mewtwo



    Flamarex switched in Mewtwo (lvl 100 Mewtwo).
    Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
    Shaymin-s used Air Slash.
    Mewtwo lost 44% of its health.
    The sun continues to shine.
    Mewtwo's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Mewtwo restored 6% of its health.
    ---
    Shaymin-s used Air Slash.
    Mewtwo lost 47% of its health.
    Mewtwo flinched!
    The sun continues to shine.
    Mewtwo's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Mewtwo restored 6% of its health.


    I. Hate. Flinch. HAX

    Because I hate Flinch Hacks, I go to Kyogre, which I should have already done before,

    ---
    Flamarex switched in Kyogre (lvl 100 Kyogre).
    Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
    The sun faded.
    Rain began to fall!
    Shaymin-s used Air Slash.
    Kyogre lost 30% of its health.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    Shaymin-s used Air Slash.
    Kyogre lost 28% of its health.
    Kyogre used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    Shaymin-s lost 270% of its health.
    Aeons God's Shaymin-s fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.

    Yes! Woot!I Finally killed that Cute Hacking Menace!

    But it all goes downhill from here......

    Flam 4 Aeon 1

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    Aeons God switched in Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
    Pointed stones dug into Darkrai.
    Darkrai lost 12% of its health.
    Darkrai used Thunder.
    It's super effective!
    Kyogre lost 63% of its health.
    Flamarex's Kyogre fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.

    Thinking my Kyogre is Faster than his Darkrai, I go fore my Spec'd Ice beam.

    .......Ow

    Flam 3 Aeon 1

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    Flamarex switched in Mewtwo (lvl 100 Mewtwo).
    Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
    Mewtwo used Taunt.
    Darkrai fell for the taunt!
    Darkrai can't use Dark Void after the taunt!
    The rain continues to fall.
    Mewtwo's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Mewtwo restored 6% of its health.


    I switch in Mewtwo. Knowing that he's likely going for the Void, I taunt. I'm thinking "Woot, good move!"


    ---
    Mewtwo used Ice Beam.
    Darkrai lost 53% of its health.
    Darkrai used Dark Pulse.
    It's super effective!
    Mewtwo lost 104% of its health.
    Flamarex's Mewtwo fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.

    Ow. But heres is where the Epic battle starts: I go into my unknown poke he hasnt seen: My Life Orbed Ho-oh.

    Flam 2 Aeon 1

    ---
    Flamarex switched in Ho-oh (lvl 100 Ho-oh).
    Ho-oh is exerting its pressure!

    Thinking that he's going to go for the bait thunder, i then decide to try to wall it using Latios.

    Flamarex switched in Latios (lvl 100 Latios ?).
    Darkrai used Dark Pulse.
    It's super effective!
    Latios lost 106% of its health.
    Flamarex's Latios fainted.
    Darkrai's taunt wore off!
    The rain continues to fall.

    Funny thing is, he thought that thunder would miss, and that Ho-oh had Drought or something.

    *facepalm*

    Flam 1 Aeon 1


    "Ho-oh GO! You can do this!" *cough not cough*


    Flamarex switched in Ho-oh (lvl 100 Ho-oh).
    Ho-oh is exerting its pressure!

    All hope was lost. Darkrai is too fast. He'll easily put me to sleep and thunder me to my death......



    Darkrai used Dark Void.
    Ho-oh fell asleep!
    Ho-oh is fast asleep!
    The rain continues to fall.
    Ho-oh lost 12% of its health.

    Poor Ho-oh, sleeping death.....

    Darkrai used Thunder.
    It's super effective!
    Ho-oh lost 50% of its health.
    Ho-oh is fast asleep!
    The rain continues to fall.
    Ho-oh lost 12% of its health.
    ---

    Flamarex: Good Game.

    Aeons God: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that your birdy is asleep, I will torture kill you with my Dark Pulse!

    Aeons God: Prepare to die with my STAB Dark Pulse!!!!



    Ho-oh has 25% HP

    ....

    Darkrai used Dark Pulse.
    Ho-oh lost 22% of its health.

    Flamarex: Poor Ho-oh, GG Aeon

    Ho-oh: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!

    Ho-oh woke up!
    Ho-oh used Sacred Fire.
    A critical hit!
    Darkrai lost 110% of its health.
    Aeons God's Darkrai fainted.
    Ho-oh lost 10% of its health.
    Flamarex's Ho-oh fainted.

    Flamarex: woah what?
    Flamarex: just happened?
    Aeons God: wat the?
    nubsauce: o.o
    Flamarex: lol?
    nubsauce: xD
    Aeons God: dark pulse didnt kill u! lol
    Aeons God: u win
    nubsauce: legit ties are win
    Aeons God: haha
    Flamarex: Tie FTW
    Flamarex: lol
    Flamarex: gg
    Aeons God: oh a tie!
    Aeons God: rofl
    nubsauce: lol
    Flamarex: life orb owned me
    Flamarex: lol
    nubsauce: save the log
    Aeons God: gg...nice work
    nubsauce: and warstory it.......


    AND There you have it! The Epic Battle of Ubers where A Cute Deer-like creature can slaughter you, A Fiery Bird can fire his LAZER when he pleases to, and Where Anything can happen.

    Thanks and Hope you enjoyed this battle of awesome proportions!

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    Nice battle and warstory.
    goku24: by the way you rasit ***** im a vergin

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    Lol, Thx! Hopefully Aeon can make his side of this game. I'm a pretty good writer irl so I'll prolly make some more hopefully entertaining Warstories!

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    Aeons God switched in Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
    Pointed stones dug into Darkrai.
    Darkrai lost 12% of its health.
    Darkrai used Thunder.
    It's super effective!
    Kyogre lost 63% of its health.
    Flamarex's Kyogre fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.

    Thinking my Kyogre is Faster than his Darkrai, I go fore my Spec'd Ice beam.

    .......Ow
    ...how is Kyogre EVER faster than a Darlrai without Scarf? what the heck?
    Rampardos used Head Smash.
    It's super effective!
    Shedinja lost 90799800% of its health.
    blarglesmargle's Shedinja fainted.
    Rampardos was hit by recoil!
    Rampardos lost 0% of its health...ITS OVER 9000!





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    Shuddup, I already said I dont know much about ubers!

    And now I know that Darkrai has 120 base speed lol.

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    Shuddup, I already said I dont know much about ubers!

    And now I know that Darkrai has 120 base speed lol.

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    rofl this was hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamarex View Post

    Aeons God: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that your birdy is asleep, I will torture kill you with my Dark Pulse!

    Aeons God: Prepare to die with my STAB Dark Pulse!!!!



    Ho-oh has 25% HP

    ....

    Darkrai used Dark Pulse.
    Ho-oh lost 22% of its health.

    Flamarex: Poor Ho-oh, GG Aeon

    Ho-oh: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!

    Ho-oh woke up!
    Ho-oh used Sacred Fire.
    A critical hit!
    Darkrai lost 110% of its health.
    Aeons God's Darkrai fainted.
    Ho-oh lost 10% of its health.
    Flamarex's Ho-oh fainted.
    .. owned lol (meaning darkrai)

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