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    Every Wifiers Dream

    In this corner, weighing 3 hundred and record 55 pounds. We have. The one and only MARRILAND.

    And in the Red Corner, you know him, you may or may not love him. MTG XERXES.

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    I thought it'd be funny. Sorry if it was stupid in some parts. I couldn't think of much more after that so I apologize :X.

    Had to edit out KFC Fried Chicken's stupidness though.

    Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle

    -Marriland- sent out Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

    MTG Xerxes sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).

    Azelf used Stealth Rock.
    Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!


    Machamp used Payback.
    It's super effective!
    Azelf lost 106% of its health.
    MTG Xerxes's Azelf fainted.

    ---
    -Marriland-: mwahaha
    -Marriland-: you are no match for the creator of Marriland
    MTG Xerxes: yeah well, at least I don't live in my basement
    -Marriland-: !
    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
    Jirachi used Psychic.
    It's super effective!
    Machamp lost 55% of its health.


    Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
    Jirachi lost 47% of its health.
    Jirachi became confused!
    Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Jirachi restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    -Marriland-: haha prepare to hit yourself
    MTG Xerxes: tell Pokemama I said I'm not paying
    ---
    Jirachi is confused!
    It hurt itself in its confusion!
    Jirachi lost 8% of its health.


    Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
    Jirachi lost 44% of its health.
    Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Jirachi restored 6% of its health
    .
    ---
    RandBat.. has entered the room.
    -Marriland-: I should record this
    -Marriland-: and let my millions of subscribers laugh at you
    RandBat..: epic fake account battle :) <------------ Hope this kid dies in a car accident going 90 on the Freeway.
    MTG Xerxes: not if my fanboys have something to say about it
    ---
    [COLOR="darkred"]Jirachi snapped out of confusion!
    Jirachi used Psychic.
    It's super effective!

    Machamp lost 62% of its health.
    -Marriland-'s Machamp fainted.

    Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Jirachi restored 6% of its health.[/COLOR]
    ---
    -Marriland-: dang
    ---
    -Marriland- switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
    Heatran lost 12% of its health.

    MTG Xerxes switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
    Suicune is exerting its pressure!

    Heatran used Stealth Rock.
    Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

    ---
    -Marriland-: way to use Suicune noob
    MTG Xerxes: thank you ******
    Eaglesrock has entered the room.
    ---
    -Marriland- switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.
    Dragonite lost 25% of its health.

    Suicune used Surf.
    It's not very effective...
    Dragonite lost 16% of its health.

    ---
    -Marriland-: haha
    -Marriland-: you fell for it
    -Marriland-: I'm not the king of Marriland for nothing
    Eaglesrock has left the room.
    MTG Xerxes: watch this *****
    RandBat.. has left the room.
    ---
    Suicune used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    Dragonite lost 84% of its health.
    -Marriland-'s Dragonite fainted.

    ---
    -Marriland-: nooooo
    KFCFriedChicken: *** <------------ My goodness, please for the love of god shoot youself kfc
    -Marriland-: my plan
    MTG Xerxes: oh yeah, learned that technique from my badass gamestop
    MTG Xerxes: it's called KOing
    -Marriland-: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ---
    -Marriland- switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
    Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
    Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.

    MTG Xerxes switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
    Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
    Jirachi lost 6% of its health.

    Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
    Jirachi lost 30% of its health.
    MTG Xerxes's Jirachi fainted.
    Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    MTG Xerxes: I call that a death fodder
    MTG Xerxes: if you haven't noticed from my millions of videos saying so
    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Roserade (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Roserade.
    Roserade lost 12% of its health.
    Roserade used Spikes.
    Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

    Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
    Roserade lost 20% of its health.

    Roserade's Black Sludge restored a little health!
    Roserade restored 6% of its health.

    Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    Roserade used Spikes.
    Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

    Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
    Roserade lost 22% of its health.
    Roserade's special defence was lowered.

    Roserade's Black Sludge restored a little health!
    Roserade restored 6% of its health
    .
    Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    -Marriland-: haha, now my spdef will build up
    ---
    Roserade used Spikes.
    Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

    Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
    Roserade lost 30% of its health.

    Roserade's Black Sludge restored a little health!
    Roserade restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    Roserade used Rest.
    Roserade fell asleep!
    Roserade restored 66% of its health.

    Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
    Roserade lost 30% of its health.

    Roserade's Black Sludge restored a little health!
    Roserade restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    -Marriland-: ****
    MTG Xerxes: now now Devin
    MTG Xerxes: let's not curse in front of mommy
    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
    Suicune is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
    Suicune lost 12% of its health.

    Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
    Suicune lost 23% of its health.

    Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Suicune restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    Suicune used Surf.
    Rotom-h lost 31% of its health.

    Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
    It's super effective!
    Suicune lost 51% of its health.

    Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Suicune restored 6% of its health.

    Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    Suicune used Surf.
    Rotom-h lost 32% of its health.

    Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
    It's super effective!
    Suicune lost 50% of its health.
    MTG Xerxes's Suicune fainted.
    Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
    Flygon lost 6% of its health.
    Flygon used Outrage.
    Flygon went on a rampage!
    Rotom-h lost 41% of its health.

    Rotom-h used Will-o-wisp.
    Flygon was burned!
    Flygon was hurt by its burn!
    Flygon lost 12% of its health.
    Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    Flygon used Outrage.
    Rotom-h lost 23% of its health.
    -Marriland-'s Rotom-h fainted.
    Flygon was hurt by its burn!
    Flygon lost 12% of its health.

    ---
    -Marriland- switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
    Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
    Metagross lost 6% of its health.
    Metagross was hurt by Spikes!
    Metagross lost 25% of its health.

    Flygon used Outrage.
    It's not very effective...
    Metagross lost 11% of its health.

    Metagross used Agility.
    Metagross's speed was sharply raised.

    Flygon's rampage ended.
    Flygon became confused!
    Flygon was hurt by its burn!
    Flygon lost 12% of its health.

    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Rotom-w (lvl 100 Rotom-w).
    Pointed stones dug into Rotom-w.
    Rotom-w lost 12% of its health.

    Metagross used Agility.
    Metagross's speed was sharply raised.

    ---
    Metagross used Meteor Mash.
    It's not very effective...
    A critical hit!
    Rotom-w lost 86% of its health.
    Metagross lost 10% of its health.

    Rotom-w used Will-o-wisp.
    Metagross was burned!
    Metagross was hurt by its burn!
    Metagross lost 12% of its health.

    ---
    MTG Xerxes: HAX
    -Marriland-: actually
    -Marriland-: after running several calcs
    -Marriland-: I have concluded that it is you who has haxed
    ---
    Metagross used Thunderpunch.
    It's not very effective...
    Rotom-w lost 9% of its health.
    MTG Xerxes's Rotom-w fainted.
    Metagross lost 10% of its health.
    Metagross was hurt by its burn!
    Metagross lost 12% of its health.

    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
    Flygon lost 6% of its health.

    Metagross used Meteor Mash.
    Flygon lost 50% of its health.
    Metagross lost 10% of its health.

    Flygon used U-turn.
    Metagross lost 8% of its health.
    -Marriland-'s Metagross fainted.

    KFCFriedChicken: U FIGURED THAT U DONT HAV A LIFE NOW OMFG..... please die....
    MTG Xerxes switched in Roserade (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Roserade.
    Roserade lost 12% of its health.
    Roserade's Black Sludge restored a little health!
    Roserade restored 6% of its health.

    ---
    -Marriland- switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
    Heatran lost 12% of its health.
    Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
    Heatran lost 25% of its health.

    MTG Xerxes switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
    Flygon lost 6% of its health.
    MTG Xerxes's Flygon fainted.

    Heatran used Fire Blast.
    But there was no target!

    ---
    MTG Xerxes switched in Roserade (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
    Pointed stones dug into Roserade.
    Roserade lost 12% of its health.

    Heatran used Fire Blast.
    It's super effective!
    Roserade lost 94% of its health.
    MTG Xerxes's Roserade fainted.
    -Marriland- wins!

    ---
    MTG Xerxes: ******* HAXER ****
    MTG Xerxes has left the room.

    Marriland proves his dominance over the rest of the Wifing community... ALL ON THE TU SERVER.

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    Something tells me that wasn't Marriland

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    KFCFriedChicken: U FIGURED THAT U DONT HAV A LIFE NOW OMFG..... please die.... ;D
    “Simplicity is the key to brilliance” -Bruce Lee

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    lol. I'd like to see these two really battle.
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    Spoiler!

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    You spelled Wifier's dream wrong. You need the ' cos the dream is showing ownership.
    Rampardos used Head Smash.
    It's super effective!
    Shedinja lost 90799800% of its health.
    blarglesmargle's Shedinja fainted.
    Rampardos was hit by recoil!
    Rampardos lost 0% of its health...ITS OVER 9000!





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    Amazing i was epicly entertained lolz

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