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    Battling Jesus

    boyofrito
    VS
    popsicle
    (aka Jesus)
    *11/5/10*


    *this is my first warstory, btw*

    my team:


    popsicle's team:



    boyofrito (me)'s chat in green
    popsicle's chat in blue
    my commentary in orange


    Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle


    popsicle sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
    boyofrito sent out Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp).

    Machamp 100% Azelf 100%
    [COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]Here we go. Most Azelfs are anti-lead Azelf, so i start with Payback, hoping he would attack me. And super effective, so its the best choice.[/COLOR]
    Azelf used Trick.
    Azelf obtained Lum Berry!
    Machamp obtained Choice Scarf!
    Machamp used Payback.
    It's super effective!
    Azelf lost 100% of its health.
    popsicle's Azelf fainted.

    6 - 5

    Payback worked, OHKOing Azelf. Yay. Moving on.

    popsicle switched in Uxie (lvl 100 Uxie).

    Machamp 100% Uxie 100%
    boyofrito: dual screens eh?
    popsicle is known for his dual screen Uxie. Im scarfed, but Payback is the right move anyway, so i just go for it.

    Uxie used Reflect.
    A barrier was formed!
    Machamp used Payback.
    It's super effective!
    Uxie lost 28% of its health.

    Machamp 100% Uxie 72%
    Just gotta keep hacking away on those screens.

    popsicle: gliscorpassuxiescreen combo!
    Uxie used Light Screen.
    A barrier was formed!
    Machamp used Payback.
    It's super effective!
    Uxie lost 27% of its health.

    Machamp 100% Uxie 45%
    I am predicting that now he has his dual screens, and now he will go to Gliscor

    Uxie used Memento.
    Machamp's attack was harshly lowered.
    Machamp's special attack was harshly lowered.
    Uxie lost 45% of its health.
    popsicle's Uxie fainted.
    Machamp used Payback.
    But there was no target!

    Machamp 100% Uxie 0%

    6 - 4

    popsicle switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).

    Machamp 100% Gliscor 100%
    I did not expect the Memento. I have never been against an Uxie before. So my Machamp is screwed. He did a Good job though, so i think I will stay in, just so he can get some damage on Gliscor.

    Choice Scarf prohibits the use of this move.
    popsicle: ?
    boyofrito: i forgot you scarfed me lol
    [COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]yeah, I was going to Ice Punch, but I forgot about that damn Scarf. I better switch into something else with Ice.[/COLOR]

    boyofrito switched in Posey (lvl 100 Starmie).

    Starmie 100% Gliscor 100%

    Gliscor used Rock Polish.
    Gliscor's speed was sharply raised.
    Rock Polish Gliscor with dual screens up. This could be a pain. But he has a 4x weakness to ice, so i will go second, but still hit him decently hard.

    popsicle: meh
    popsicle: I do tend to do that

    Gliscor used Swords Dance.
    Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
    Posey used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    The Yache Berry weakened Ice Beam's power!
    Gliscor lost 39% of its health.
    Gliscor was frozen solid!


    Starmie 100% Gliscor 61%
    This is very good. He is Itemless, frozen, and i have a 4x super effective move waiting for him.So what if he has +2 SPE and ATK. The ups will be gone in the next turn.

    popsicle: aw frick
    popsicle: seriously

    boyofrito: **** sorry
    popsicle: meh
    popsicle: I may defrost

    yeah right.

    Gliscor was defrosted!
    Gliscor used Baton Pass.

    popsicle: see?
    boyofrito: holy crap
    popsicle:
    boyofrito: are you jesus?
    popsicle: yes!
    This is when I realize, that I am battling Jesus Christ.

    popsicle switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor).

    Starmie 100% Scizor 100%

    This Is bad. Technician (probably) Scizor with STAB Bullet Punch priority and (possible) Choice band AND =2 SPE and +2 ATK? And i already selected Ice Beam. This is NOT good.

    Posey used Ice Beam.
    It's not very effective...
    Scizor lost 10% of its health.


    Starmie 100% Scizor 90%

    Scizor used Swords Dance.
    Scizor's attack was sharply raised.
    Posey used Rapid Spin.
    It's not very effective...
    Scizor lost 1% of its health.
    I might as well just Rapid Spin. Im going to die anyway. And now he has +2 SPE, and +4 ATK with priority? gg. so ill just switch into something that MAYBE. JUST MAYBE can take the hit.


    Starmie 100% Scizor 89%

    boyofrito switched in SJP (lvl 100 Heatran ?).

    Heatran 100% Scizor 89%
    Brace yourself for the sweep of a lifetime.

    Scizor used Baton Pass.
    popsicle switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).

    Heatran 100% Dragonite 100%
    Now THAT was really ****** unexpected. I may have a chance now.
    Dragonite's reflect wore off!
    And with the screens wearing off, I could still have a very good chance.

    popsicle: HELLO.
    Dragonite used Earthquake.
    It's super effective!
    SJP lost 100% of its health.
    boyofrito's SJP fainted.
    Dragonite's light screen wore off!

    5 - 4

    Honestly, I was stupid. I thought I could outspeed a +2 SPE Dnite with a Scarftran. Wow.


    Heatran 0% Dragonite 100%

    popsicle: rock polish swords dance swords dance
    popsicle: .-.
    popsicle: +2 speed
    popsicle: +4 attack

    boyofrito: oh yeah
    popsicle: ayup

    boyofrito switched in Posey (lvl 100 Starmie).

    Starmie 100% Dragonite 100%

    Dragonite used Thunderpunch.
    It's super effective!
    Posey lost 100% of its health.
    boyofrito's Posey fainted.

    4 - 4


    Starmie 0% Dragonite 100%
    Okay im really getting screwed out the *** now. I was going for an Ice Beam, but He had Thunderpunch. **** me.

    boyofrito switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

    Machamp 100% Dragonite 100%

    Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
    Machamp lost 100% of its health.
    boyofrito's Machamp fainted.

    3 - 4

    Again, just ****. I was hoping for Payback, but no.

    Machamp 0% Dragonite 100%

    boyofrito switched in BlackDynamite (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

    Tyranitar 100% Dragonite 100%

    BlackDynamite's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
    A sandstorm brewed!
    Dragonite used Earthquake.
    It's super effective!
    BlackDynamite lost 100% of its health.
    boyofrito's BlackDynamite fainted.
    The sandstorm rages.
    Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm!
    Dragonite lost 6% of its health.

    2 - 4

    I was hoping for a Stone Edge, but now I am running out of options.

    Tyranitar 0% Dragonite 94%

    boyofrito switched in EventHorizon (lvl 100 Celebi).

    Celebi 100% Dragonite 88%

    Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
    EventHorizon lost 100% of its health.
    boyofrito's EventHorizon fainted.
    The sandstorm rages.
    Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm!
    Dragonite lost 6% of its health.
    I am now convinced I have lost. gg.

    Celebi 0% Dragonite 82%

    1 - 4

    boyofrito switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).

    Scizor 100% Dragonite 82%

    boyofrito: gg
    popsicle: maybe?
    boyofrito: yarite
    popsicle: if you have choice band
    popsicle: perchance not
    boyofrito: well i am banded
    popsicle: go for the bullet punch!
    popsicle: :\

    boyofrito: but still

    Scizor used Bullet Punch.
    A critical hit!
    Dragonite lost 88% of its health.
    popsicle's Dragonite fainted.

    1 - 3

    The sandstorm rages.
    I had been battling Jesus Christ the whole time.


    Scizor 100% Dragonite 0%

    popsicle: I AM JESUS
    boyofrito: I AM SO SORRY
    popsicle: it's k
    popsicle: XD
    popsicle: it's all good
    popsicle: that was awesome


    popsicle switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).

    Scizor 100% [COLOR="Blue"]Metagross 100%/COLOR]
    Its all over now, though. Im locked into Bullet punch, and he resists it. gg. for real now.

    boyofrito: jesus
    boyofrito: but im screwed now
    boyofrito: gg

    popsicle: ish
    popsicle: yes
    popsicle: gg

    boyofrito: this would make a great warstory
    popsicle: lol
    popsicle: it would
    popsicle: you should write it >

    boyofrito: i would call it "battling jesus"
    boyofrito: i will

    popsicle: :)
    popsicle: I am honored

    boyofrito: im putting it on TU
    boyofrito: gg

    popsicle: ayup

    Scizor used Bullet Punch.
    It's not very effective...
    Metagross lost 24% of its health.
    Metagross used Earthquake.
    Scizor lost 38% of its health.
    The sandstorm rages.


    Scizor 62% [COLOR="Blue"]Metagross 76%/COLOR]

    popsicle: don't go without a fight man
    popsicle: maybe you'll crit
    popsicle: :\

    boyofrito: haha ya rite
    Scizor used Bullet Punch.
    It's not very effective...
    Metagross lost 24% of its health.
    Metagross used Earthquake.
    Scizor lost 38% of its health.
    The sandstorm rages.


    Scizor 24% [COLOR="Blue"]Metagross 52%/COLOR]

    popsicle: CRIT
    Scizor used Bullet Punch.
    It's not very effective...
    Metagross lost 23% of its health.
    Metagross used Earthquake.
    Scizor lost 24% of its health.
    boyofrito's Scizor fainted.


    Scizor 0% [COLOR="Blue"]Metagross 29%/COLOR]

    popsicle wins!

    0 - 3

    popsicle: guess not tho :P
    boyofrito: awww
    boyofrito: gg tho.

    popsicle: anyways gg tho
    popsicle: that was epic

    boyofrito: gg.
    popsicle: see ya man
    boyofrito: jesus
    popsicle: battle me in the near future
    boyofrito: hell yes
    popsicle: mhm
    boyofrito: gg.
    popsicle: yep
    popsicle has left the room.









    PROPS:
    Machamp for OHKOing Azelf first turn
    Machamp for rearing through the Dual Screens

    Uxie for lowering my stats
    Gliscor for being able to survive a 4x super effective attack if there wasn't a berry
    Jesus for helping me crit 2/3 of the time

    Starmie for freeze hax
    Jesus for defrosting Gliscor
    popsicle for incredible stat-ups BP chain
    popsicle for being so kind in battle

    SLOPS:
    Me for forgetting about the scarf
    Me for killing off every member of my team except the one that could KO

    Jesus for not giving me a crit at the end

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    Let he who is without sin cast the first sweep.

    The Ghost in the Machine...Levankua. Also known as PNTempest or simply Tempest. Member of GFAQs and SFAQs.
    I take pride in my work, what little I do anyways.

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    I can't believe people still get wrecked by BP.


    Tough luck broski.
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    That's what happens when you don't break the chain i guess.
    Istill gotta admit that this is one of the better bp teams i've ever seen though.

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    props for first warstory, I enjoyed and liked the nice layout. I gotta say but a few stupid moves like rapid spin xD


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