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    So it's been a year and 2 months since someone wrote here.
    I figured since we were going to move to pokecheats fairly soon, I mine as well leave one last ****ty story for the archive of our foundations...

    The Chronicles of xXDragoniteXx

    Chapter 0: The Beginning/End

    Once in the quiet town of Chicago, Philippines, a man named MaikAsian owned a java joint. Many like him used this place to fiddle with the free wifi than rather have a small cup of espresso like a bunch of hipsters. MaikAsian one day sat on his laptop, a Macbook with a sticker reading "len(my schlong)", and directly underneath it, it said "10". His humor was appreciated among many script kiddies.

    Later on MaikAsian hacked into the pentagon. The CIA burst into his java joint and seized his laptop. His warrant was "typed 'hack white house' into javascript code, proceeded to say 'for the lulz'".

    MaikAsian later got out because of a potty mouth Korean guy. MaikAsian greeted him with a colloquial Korean saying of 'nihao'. MaikAsian and the Korean guy decided they had enough of the white house and pentagon knowing of their modern programming languages. So, they made their own language.......'coffeescreenplay'.

    They used coffeescreenplay to hack into Kim Jong-Un's restricted internet, and siphoned all of the useless currency from their country, "yen". MaikAsian and the Korean guy formed an alias together known as xXDragoniteXx. See, they're clearly hackers because they can use basic jargon and have a bunch of X'es in their alias. They became neophytes after tripping on LSD made by a certain Seattle dweller known as Sanrio. They died forgotten. May Woz praise their useless work. Amen.
    It takes a Teen Age Riot to get me out of bed right now.

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    Amen .

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    Spoiler!

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    this is so wrong on so many levels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Toretto View Post
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    more like maigasian amirite Kappa

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    am i the only one who thinks this sounds like some kind of mineral deposit?

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    mega zangoose confirmed

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