"Lapras and the magic crackpipe"
Lapras was feeling good today. Do you know why? It's because he was smoking a weird crackpipe. The one responsible for selling it to him was Ch33se. Uzi wasn't going to put up with this, so he banned Ch33se. Lapras went to the bank, and got arrested for carrying the crackpipe. A dog came up to Lapras, and took it to smoke as well. The dog was put down. Lapras was jolly for the rest of time and shared his crackpipe with everyone, then they all died. The End.