I consider my sexuality as a complex puzzle, really. Sometimes I'm attracted to a nice big object you could say is "wood" and sometimes me sweetheart makes me butterflies go crazy. I think the weirdest thing for me, is whenever I see someone really attractive I just wanna spontaneously chase after them, while yelling all kinds of purty sayings, all the while randomly shooting things at them. And when I'm done prematurely tootin me balls at em(With the occasional "sword fight"), I like to plunder their booty, and run. In the end I guess you could say I'm a Piratesexual. I'm going through such a weird time in my life.