So after taking an awfully long time to figure out how to load the save the damn save, I loaded it up and got started.
The first thing that had to happen was I needed to Cut to get to Munna.
Goodbye Struggle Bug, you were never used.
what a waste of a move slot
Then that pest known as Bianca (or whatever her name is in this randomiser) showed up and
i would have done if you'd just STOP TALKING
So we saw that there was a Munna and then Team Plasma showed up and all of the fun things happened
thanks but i didnt really ask
again i didnt ask
i didnt ask
I DIDNT ASK
Did...did you just kick a Pokemon?
So they talked and talked for a long time before I was challenged to a battle by them because plot :/
ah, off to a good start already i see
One Hyper Voice dealt with that pest.
hello
goodbye
iirc two Luster Purges destroyed that Charmeleon
what
WHAT
HYPER VOICE NEVER FAILS
Hyper Voice all of the things!
oh come on Porygon
that's more like it
So two Hyper Voices gg'd that ****ING ZEKROM :O After I ruined one grunt the other one challenged me immediately without letting me heal my Pogeymanz. Fun...
i am not scared of cloyster needle arm is too strong
THAT IS NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE PANSEAR
lets try this again
THAT IS STILL NOT ENOUGH
This was after a Needle Arm because Attack buffs are fun
FEEL THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY CUT
So Cloyster took much long than it needed to to die.
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
Why is there a Magnezone?!
That did more than I was expecting...
gg magnezone
Then came the ******* Xatu -_-
no thanks
Oh come on!
I AM RISKING NOTHING
No!
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
So basically the remainder of the match was Hyper Voice spam to finish.
Could you not?
Then Musharna showed up and scared those *******s away by showing them some thing about Ghetsis idek
Well, let's see. Munna and Musharna make Dream Mist, we already know this. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Oh, thanks for the help *****
Don't tell me what to do I'm my own man
So then I headed over to Fennel's house to speak to her about some irrelevant ****.
hokay fanks
So I left Fennel's house and headed out of Striaton City. After challenging a trainer, I went to heal and saw I had nothing to heal with (I used the rest of the Potions I had in the Plasma battles). I nearly lost a Pokemon but luckily didn't.
this is necessary
After spending all of out money on Potions, I headed back out of Striaton City to clear out the play area of all of the little people things.
what wait what what is this what
STOP
LEAVE RALTS
STOP
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
Basically damn that ******* bear to the fiery pits of HELL
That's what I like to see Porygon
YOU ****ING WOULD
you are no match for the power that is RALTS
Finally a level up
HELLO?
yes please and thank you
No it's too cute don't make me kill it
fine if i must
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
ALWAYS
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON GUYS ALWAYS
The first ****ing time Focus Blast hits
then he died
OMG HE'S SO CUTE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
THAT DID A LOT OF DAMAGE NO THANK YOU GOODBYE
crit mattered Kappa
After clearing out the Daycare, I went back to the Dreamyard to evolve Ralts.
thank you
that is not fair
this is not a good find
and another tm
YESS
I am ok with this
I am very ok with this
AND ANOTHER TM
Ralts finally evolved into Kirlia, making her eternally more useful. Then, I went to go to catch a Pokemon on Route 3 when I forgot that I didn't deal with the double battle.
what is happening on my screen right now
So I ruined them after a tiny bit of trouble with the Rotom using Shadow Force. I was all ready to catch my Pokemon on Route 3 when...
Oh for christ's sake
this happened for night slash
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
Hyper Voice is OP
Can you stop raising your Special Attack please and thanks
that was not ok
I ruined his life he was a pain in the *** for real you don't understand. So I was once again ready to catch a Pokemon on Route 3 when some Team Plasma thugs barged past us. HOW RUDE?
Why are you asking me I was standing here with you the whole time?
So finally I managed to get into the grass to catch a Pokemon here.
this looks good, i can work with this
thanks game
I was angry because I lost my encounter for Route 3 but I had to press on so I went with Cheren to see what was going on with these grunts because apparently they took a little girl's Pokemon :/
um excuse you
What are you doing?
Oh my lord can you not
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
This is a hate crime and not fair at all.
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
I had just freaking woken up >: (
ALWAYS FALL BACK ON PORYGON
to protect i say no fanks
After that Plasma grunts got completely and utterly wrecked, I was ready to get a Pokemon from the cave when yet more interruptions happened >: (
PLEASE DON'T
What. The. ****?!
Man I was so ****ed to lose NotGallade
I was really really mad that Kirlia died after I spent time leveling her up to become a Kirlia. However, I couldn't give up, so I encountered a Pokemon in the cave.
Ayy I love Cubchoo!
Yay I got him :3
I named the Cubchoo 'Boogaloo' because it sounds like the name for a cute bear but also because it almost says Boogers :3
I could work with this
I was about ready to go down to Nacrene City when...
Why thank you :)
I was about to get an encounter for Striaton City but then I remembered I had something else to take care of first...
I'm sorry for failing you Kirlia
I then healed up and did a spot of fishing because we were entitled to an encounter in Striaton City :)
THIS IS VERY VERY OK
This was incredibly necessary :^)
I'm not sure how I feel about this...
So I started heading south of Route 3 and started making my way through the trainers.
FIRST ****ING BATTLE
I cleaned up the Muk with Chimchar and then
No thank you I will forget Nature Power
I then went back to the Pokemon Center to heal and also...
I'm sorry for failing you Cubchoo
I then went back down to finish off clearing out the trainers...
Fusion Flare Reuniclus, ladies and gentleman...
I'm sorry for failing you Pinsir
I then headed west to Pinwheel Forest to get another Pokemon, since the team was beginning to thin out...
I'm not too sure how to feel about this, I guess it's not too bad...
:^)
Not bad, I will admit...
The gym was my next destination, so I headed in that direction when this happened...
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED ABOUT THIS?
hokay thanks n fanks
welp just like that brick died
I'm sorry for failing you Pansear and Hippopotas
So with just EVIOLITE by my side, I headed into the gym with very low moral...
THIS IS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!
Only you can prevent lost save data, so make sho you dat game...wait, I'm NOT TheKingNappy? Darn :/
Oh hey look it's SSrockSex :^)
Look there's a Meloetta it really is PZ
Welp it's been fun guys
I would like to thank hax, bull**** luck or both at the same time throughout my entire portion for making my life a living hell
I'm sorry X, I tried as hard as I could to keep it together
So this is where it ends
So I have been thinking of a couple of solutions for this X:
1) Re-randomise the game and start again
2) Pick a couple of Pokemon and carry on from here.
3) Pick a different Pokemon game and do the challenge on there.
I'm sorry X, I really did try :/