The first thing I did was look at the team.
****ing overleveled piece of ****.
>Harden.
NEWJESUS gets hard sometimes. ;D
i got bae's number.
having a "battle" with bae.
What the **** is a ghostwriter.
WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START.
BRICK BREAK DID THAT LITTLE.
EVERY PROBLEM IS SOLVED WITH MAGNITUDE.
Cool.
NEWJESUS LEARNED HOW TO SING SO BAD THAT EVERYONE WHO HEARS IT DIES.
Oh, an Eevee. Shouldn't be too difficult.
WELP.
WHY ARE YOUR MOVES SO GOOD?!
EVERY PROBLEM IS SOLVED WITH MAGNITUDE.
ik.
This man knows what's up.
Okay, moving on.
...
Water Pokémon expert, huh?
Bayleef is not bae.
NEWJESUS SLAUGHTERS HER CHILDREN.
SPS, just exactly how many people did you skip?
WHY DOES ONE OF THEM HAVE A MEWTWO?!
Well, that's that.
I better think twice about going into an old man's cottage. His name is even MR. BRINEY. HAVE YOU HEARD THE RUMORS ABOUT MR. BRINEY?!?! Me neither, lol.
Did you--. Did you just call me a lass?! ****ing hell, man.
ew **** no.
Um, er... Hi, dad!
Uh... T-Totally not b-blowing anyone in some sh-ship or anything...!!
And that's why my dad has my number.
I can technically just take on the gym right now, but I want some pokeymanz.
Talking to cavemen is always a good idea.
FIRST ENCOUNTER. **** YES.
**** MY LIFE.
One Poké Ball and one Great Ball remaining...
Now I
really need to catch this thing.
I weakened it further.
Great Ball failed. ****.
*crosses fingers*
HOLY ****.
I thought about how there's fire on its back, and how black its back must be from being burnt.
Pretty much the only thing that makes it worth using is Fire Blast... It needs better moves.
This will come in handy.
Went back to Petalburg to buy some balls.
The most exciting gameplay ever!
OH MY GOD.
IT HAS A GOOD STAB MOVE TOO.
****.
Oh crap.
SON OF A ****ING *** WAGON.
I'm sorry, Scept.
And here, we have another trainer Starry missed!
WHAT THE ****.
WHAT THE ****.
I WILL OVERTHROW THE SUPREME LEADER.
Fun stuff.
SANDSCREW 2.0
IT EVEN HAS MEGAHORN, JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
Because originality.
You need some training.
They...hold it in until they get to the washroom?
I feel like I could make an innuendo out of this, but I can't think of anything.
Why do you have my last name?
BALLS CAN SING.
Holy ****, this is actually a really good combo.
Goodbye.
Excuses, excuses.
If I remember correctly, this went on for about nine turns before NEWJESUS finally thawed out.
Yeah, no.
THAT'S WAAAAAAAAAAYYY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT.
Grinding payed off.
Might as well.
WHAT IS LIFE.
I SWEAR IF YOU KILL YOURSELF JUST LIKE THAT FREAKING GROVYLE, I WILL BREAK SOMETHING.
op af pls nerf.
HOW THE ACTUAL ****.
I was originally going to call it "Celery", but I decided to just call it "Vegetable" because it sounded stupider.
Eh...
THIS HAPPENED WHILE GRINDING. RIP.
Anything is better than Water Sport.
I have finished grinding.
Navigating through the cave without Flash wasn't that bad.
Quest complete!
Originally Posted by
StarryPikachuSky
wait what
holy ****...
STAB PSYCHO BOOST ON A CELEBI. HOLY. ****ING. ****.
all HAIL psycho boost.
i am READY!!!!!
>God.
>God.
GOODBYE, MOTHER ****ERS.
PJsalt
This man knows.
>GOD MARK.
We have overcome the biggest challenge we have ever faced so far.
So apparently, I lost the screenshots for the gym leader. I think what happened was some of the files got overwritten when I saved the game and closed the emulator to take a break or something. But iirc, the gym leader had an Entei with Bone Rush and Megahorn, a Lapras, and one other Pokémon that I forgot. Since I sent NEWJESUS out first, it died to Bone Rush, because I wasn't expecting it. Kanji then took it out with Magnitude. I think Vegetable and Black Back handled the rest.