I had no idea Slowpoke looked like an average guy with a hat while Chansey looked like an old man. I have learned a lot from this!
yeah hi let me through i need to catch some pokeymanz.
Every man needs his balls.
ASDSAFFASFDAFDDFAFD OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
FUUUUUUUUUUUU--.
Those lips though.
"Ding" is the sound my dong makes. ;D
**** OFF, DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT THE HAXORUS I COULD'VE HAD.
What I could've had.
Why is the Safari Zone contest moderator dude a Pokémon?
Whatever, I got a cool move.
Waterfall has served me well, but now it's time to upgrade.
Gym time.
This should be easy.
"techniques". ;D
WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
WHO ****ING NEEDS THIS MOVE?!
that face when bad hair day.
YOUR LEGENDARY BEAST IS NO MATCH FOR KAMI-SAMA.
I told a joke!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy suddenly seems ten times less threatening now.
PFFFFFFFFT.
You're a goner.
get rekt.
Justice has been served!
But Poison beats Fairy! Man, what a ripoff.
I talked to the Safari Zone warden. He's speaking in Aaronese!
What I could've had.
Because I forgot to get this the first two times I came here.
Traded some gold for STRENGTH. In the long run, it will save me money for a membership at some gym in order to work out.
Heading east from Fuchsia.
new encounterzzzzz.
KAWAII AF DOE.
KAWAII AF DOE.
KAWAII AF DOE.
I'm not into bestiality. ;D
GOD SHALL NUZZLE WITH THE SYMBOL OF AMERICA.
Cactus vs. god. WHO WILL WIN? The cactus, obviously. :^)
That sprite looks like Octillery is trying to blow a kiss or something.
I found Will.
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID YOU TAKE TO LOOK LIKE THIS, TYPHLOSION?!
Meloetta's sprite in this game looks like some lady who'd smoke cigarettes.
rip ho-oh.
WHAT? SOMEONE WHO ISN'T INTO ME?! NO WAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
Hentai monster freezes to death.
I feel like there's something off about this Makuhita.
Minccino looked so adorable in this game, but Cinccino? More like, cincciNO.
IT ****ING KNEW ICE PUNCH
AND GOT A CRIT. ****.
New encounter. No one can replace Hug me the Cacturne though. ;~;
THIS GUY IS GOING TO BE CACTURNE'S REPLACEMENT.
After a little over ten Poké Balls...
This PokéDex entry is so accurate.
Fun fact. I was in a call with @
Aaron while playing this, and he told me to make "Fridge" Kyurem's nickname.
OH **** THE EVIL ONE IS HERE.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Rubbing salt in the wound btw. :^)
I reached here! ...I'm gonna go back and take a break.
Because I remembered I could fish in cities.
Dupes clause.
Oh wow, something cool!
WAIT WHAT THE **** THIS WAS A THING?! THIS WAS A ****ING THING?!?!?!?!
New Fly user since Cacturne died.
Fishing in Cerulean Gym is a thing, apparently.
Yay.
In memory of Aaron's Gyarados in his
Ruby nuzlocke. ...Which happened to be named after me.
Better than Bulldoze.
He's all grown up now!
OKAY, BACK HERE.
Certainly not you. ;D
"That Skuntank looks like it just pushed out a hard **** and is happy about it." - Aaron2015
Another encounter.
Cool, I guess?
This clearly looks like a marine Pokémon.
I noticed there were more two L's, so I wanted to replace all the L's with R's.
PEDOPHILE.
Thanksgiving dinner.
Alright, I cleared this part of the map. Moving on.
I'm at Saffron now.
This joke must keep going!