This happened today
Me: There is literally a BOAT in front of the school.
Kid 4: That's MY boat.
Kid 2 (the same one from my previous post): I died on that boat.
Me: How did you die?
Kid 2: I fell off.
Me: Where did it happen?
Kid 2: Here. Before this was a school, it was a lake. I chewed my gum, swallowed it, slipped, and fell off.
Me: Then why are you still here?
Kid 2: I'm allowed to be.
Me: But you died.
Kid 2: I did.
Me: Then why are you still alive?
Kid 2: I'm not.
Me: Who let you be here, then?
Kid 2: The devil.