. . . you mean he isn't?
"Il est un livre."
That means "he is a book."
"Good you've finally converted to the religion of the evil potato overlords, Daniel."
This has so many things wrong with it I don't even know where to begin.
Ross the Boss, AKA THE DANGER RANGER
"Ukraine sounds like UK, only in Asia."
This freshman's gonna have a bad time.
Teacher: *looking for her glasses* Where's my binoculars?
Classmates: Binoculars?
Teachers: I mean glasses.
This is more funny than stupid, but I couldn't pass up this opportunity.
"Who was the first president of the United States?"
"Abraham Lincoln"
bump for weirdness
Teacher: What's the tallest mountain in the United States?
Kid 1: Mount Rushmore!
Kid 2: The Grand Canyon!
Kid 3: The Great Wall of China!
Kid 4: The Mississippi River!
um ok why
Ross the Boss, AKA THE DANGER RANGER
English teacher: How many of you use Adblocker? You should all get Adblocker.
Classmate: What's an Adblocker?
Are.
Are you serious.
In this day and age.
"The verb is something that moves."
"Stay down and stand up straight when you're talking to me!"
"I'm the sister of my brother"
"Kids, do you FEEL this theorem?"
"Boys, why did you drink?" "But we didn't smoke!"
"We never landed on the moon" - my physics teacher!!!
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Kay This is about to get weird
Kid 1: Hey guys look, we have apples today!
Me: Those aren't apples. They're plums.
Kid 1: Cool! sticks a straw in the plum and starts drinking the juice Mmm, apple juice!
Kid 2: I lost my mama to a banana.
Kid 3: I lost my mama to a strawberry. It was too sweet for me.
The next day...
Kid 2: I lost my papa to a carrot.
Kid 3: I lost my papa to an asperagus.
Kid 2: That's deep, bro.
The day after that...
Kid 2: One time, I fell down a tree trying to get something that landed in it. I landed on a tree branch
Me: That's lucky!
Kid 2: It saved my life. I'm now the tree's servant.
Kid 3: What do you have to do for the tree?
Kid 2: A lot of things. It barely allows me to go to school every day.
Me: What if it gets chopped down?
Kid 2: I will die. I did not fufill my purpose in life.
Ross the Boss, AKA THE DANGER RANGER