Sorry for the wait! I live in a place with a bad timezone. Oh, and I ran out of story ideas.
"This is his last Pokémon... But this is my last Pokémon too... Crap, I misclicked!"
Sceptile used Leaf Blade!
It's not very effective!
The foe's Gengar takes 53 damage!
The foe's Gengar used Hypnosis!
Sceptile is now asleep!
"Who the hell teaches their Gengar Hypnosis?!"
Sceptile is asleep and does nothing!
The foe's Gengar used Confuse Ray!
Sceptile is now confused! ...And asleep!
"This guy..."
Sceptile woke up!
Sceptile is confused and hurt itself in its confusion because it's stupid.
Sceptile takes 72 damage!
The foe's Gengar used Hypnosis!
Sceptile is now asleep! ...Again. What a lazy Pokémon...
"This ****** bag..."
Sceptile snapped out of confusion! About time it stopped being confused.
Sceptile is asleep and does nothing like the lazy piece of trash it is!
The foe's Gengar used Confuse Ray!
Sceptile is now confused! ...Again. And... still asleep. When will it ever do something productive?
"THIS MOTHER ****ER RIGHT HERE..."
SuperSceptile was having a Pokémon battle online, and he didn't seem to be having fun. Little did he know that someone had entered his room through the window.
The foe's Gengar used Shadow Ball!
A critical hit!
Sceptile lost all of its remaining HP!
Sceptile fainted!
"GOD DAMMIT, THAT STUPID PIECE OF **** GENGAR! THAT WAS COMPLETE BS! COMPLETE ****ING BEE ESS!! **** THIS GAME!!! **** LIFE!!!! **** EVERYTHING!!!!!"
A gunshot was then heard.
Even though he was shot, SuperSceptile still had a few more seconds to live.
"I... should've made Sceptile my mega..." were his last words before he died.
An insanely obnoxiously loud scream was heard a few moments later.
"OOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAWWWWD!!!!
DEROSE HAS SEEN ME SLEEPING!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T GET MARRIED ANYMORE!!!!! ZZZZzzzzZzZzZZZzzzz..."
SuperSpooktile, the Villager, has been killed!
Player Role Status SuperSpooktile Villager Dead (Killed N1) Eltafez ??? Alive Derose ??? Alive Starry ??? Alive Rocket ??? Alive Great Lord Diego ??? Alive Prospering ??? Alive Sylveon ??? Alive
Day 1 begins! You have 48 hours from this post to come up with a decision!