So I had a busy schedule at school today, but it's all good because I actually enjoyed school for once.
After lynching a completely innocent man (REST IN PEACE, DEROSE T_T), everyone went to sleep at night. For some reason, they all slept soundly without any guilt. The citizens of this city aren't human, apparently. Oh well. At least they're... interesting.
Sylveon had been walking outside for a while. Was he sleeping, or was he awake? He was most likely sleeping, because no one in their right mind would dare to WALK willingly! Sylveon had walked through the interior of an abandoned building, a forest with a lot of annoying bugs, and worst of all, he had also walked through a playground!!!!! All while SLEEPING!!!!!!
Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this, so the shortened version of the story is that two people walked towards Sylveon while he was sleepwalking and shot him, screaming "BANG BANG BANG BANG" to each shot. I guess the theory of people dying when they're killed was true...
Oh, and everyone else woke up the next day and saw Sylveon's corpse somehow standing with a piece of paper with the word "RAND" on it stuck to his chest. He's literally standing with Rand.
Sylveon, the Sleepwalker, has been killed!
Player Role Status SuperSceptile Villager Dead (Killed N1) Eltafez ??? Alive Derose Sleepwalker Dead (Lynched D1) Starry ??? Alive Rocket ??? Alive Great Lord Diego ??? Alive Prospering ??? Alive Sylveon Sleepwalker Dead (Killed N2)
Day 2 begins! You have 48 hours from this post to come up with a decision!
Meh, might as well say it, we're in trouble anyway.
I'm dreamer. My first dream, I had a dream about Sylveon and Scept and Prospering. Seem a bit familiar? My second dream, I dreamed of Rocket, Diego, and Prospering.
We have to lynch Prospering today.
After we lynch Prospering today, I would say to lynch Eltzafez tomorrow. They weren't included in any of my dreams, so it should be a safe lynch, unless I got a 2 mafia dream, which is probably unlikely.
Unlikely, yet still a possible chance.
I'll Lynch Prospering today as well. I can't argue with statistics and chances, since Prospering was in two different 3 people reports.
Ross the Boss, AKA THE DANGER RANGER
Sorry for the lack of activity, I've been fighting off a cold and am not up to doing much of anything. Lynch Prospering
Meh.
Mafia is dying, and so is Mr. Mafia himself. All this time, Prospering had slowly been dying due to the high amount of poison he had been forced to consume during his previous Mafia games.
As soon as Starry said "I say we lynch Prospering!", the poison had been inside Prospering long enough for him to die. The timing was perfect. Too perfect...
...Or maybe it's just the narrator running out of ideas and coming up with something that makes no sense. Who knows? Maybe what actually happened was that everyone threw marshmallows at Prospering until he died to death.
NOTHING HERE IS REAL ANYWAY, WHY DO YOU CARE?!
Also, "died to death" is a phrase that makes you sound smart. Trust me, I would know. Winky face.
Prospering, the Stalker, has been lynched!
Player Role Status SuperSceptile Villager Dead (Killed N1) Eltafez ??? Alive Derose Sleepwalker Dead (Lynched D1) Starry ??? Alive Rocket ??? Alive Great Lord Diego ??? Alive Prospering Stalker Dead (Lynched D2) Sylveon Sleepwalker Dead (Killed N2)
Night 3 begins! 24 hours left. You know the drill. Go!
This game is dead.
What do astronauts use to fly to outer space? A rocket! So the astronauts asked Rocket to fly them to outer space. Rocket was promised a fox costume, so he gladly agreed. Little did he know that the Mafia had asked the astronauts to take Rocket to space.
...Well, Rocket tried flying the astronauts, but he was incapable of flight and fell 12 astronauts were sitting on him all at once. Rocket couldn't breathe because the astronauts were heavy and sitting all over him. ...And one of them farted, and it smelled like ****.
Rest in peace, Rocket. Hopefully, there are animals in heaven. ...Or hell.
Rocket, the Villager, has been killed!
Player Role Status SuperSceptile Villager Dead (Killed N1) Eltafez ??? Alive Derose Sleepwalker Dead (Lynched D1) Starry ??? Alive Rocket Villager Dead (Killed N3) Great Lord Diego ??? Alive Prospering Stalker Dead (Lynched D2) Sylveon Sleepwalker Dead (Killed N2)
Day 3 begins! 48 hours. Who cares.
Well, I'd say Lynch Diego today.
I'll wait until Diego comments before hammering.
Just dropped by to say Diego left a few days ago. I don't think you'll get a post from him.
Okay, so we should still lynch him because he wo 't be of much use to anyone if he's gone. And if he's mafia, all the better.
What do you think, @Starry?
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