Seems like this thread has picked up all of the votes that it's going to, so I'm going to go ahead and count everything up tonight (or tomorrow, if I don't remember). Thanks for voting, everyone!
FAVORITES:
Guys I can think of from the Top of my head: Aaron, Eoghan, LuckyLapras, Davis, Roxas, Uzi, Zach, Mental, PokeZone, X, Brick
Girls I can think of from the Top of my head:XShaymin, Bree, Nayru
Favorite Staff Member: Zach
Technique
The Artist: Shaymin
The Funny One: X
The Debater: SuperSceptile
The Writer: Dragonite
The RolePlayer: N/A
The Most Insightful Poster: Dragonite
The Most Improved Member: N/A (You all suck )
The Battler: Aaron
The One everyone knows: Zachgoose
This One who knows everyone: n/a
The Forum Games Addict: Xerodragon
The One who keeps making topics: Roxas
The Nice One:me
The Helpful One: Merga
The Know-it-all: XpL/marissa
The Gender Bender: TimaeusX/ Green Arrow (Same person)
The Age Bender: X
The Sexiest member: Joebob2311
The scary one: Xpl
Best quoter & Quote: "Because you touch yourself at night." - Xerodragon
We Love SS
I wish this member could come back: Shiningbolt
Most likely to die next to a laptop, browser on SuperSkarmory: n/a
This person is like a Rival to me: Aaron
This member is always caught online: Dragonite
The one that could own the title of 'stalker': TimaeusX
I don't feel I know this person enough yet: Blue
I want be like this user some day: Aaron
This user really knows the rules to...everywhere: Zachgoose
This person has a way with their Vocabulary: Sylveon (his only vocabulary word is cuck)
We're Like best friends: Aaron, X, LuckyLapras
We knew each other from the start: Spitfire
If SS was real this person would be my Brother/Sister: Spitfire
Is always VMing(Visitor Message) me: n/a
I wish I could meet ______ in real life: (Too many entries)
______ has taught me so much: Many people in my time on this forum have taught me so much.
I know this member from somewhere else: PokeZone
Sexiest Sig and avatar combo: Majorasfan
Member of the Month
I enjoyed my time on this site, and this user made it much better: (There are so many people I want to choose ahhhh) PokeZone. Out of everyone I still talk to, he's one of my oldest friends online who I still chat with. It's kind of nice being able to see our progression of friendship since we were on forumotion (2009) up to now (2017), eight years later.
Man, counting these things up was more of a trip down memory lane that I was expecting. Anyway, there are some non-integer point totals, which are probably due to people listing multiple names for some category or another and me dealing with them by allotting (1÷total number of names) points to each of them. Also, mercifully few categories saw an all-way tie, in which case you can look at the file linked at the end to see who was involved.
Here we go!
Favorites
Guys I Can Think Of: (1) Aaron, (1) Aqua, (1) Austin, (1) Dakota, (1) demrteunio, (1) dud190, (1) Eyan, (1) Garthcune, (1) gefer8, (1) giratina720, (1) herothezero, (1) hoenntrainerruby, (1) Kyle, (1) Luna, (1) muffin, (1) pokemon73, (1) SFB, (1) tainers, (1) TheTrainerExpert, (1) TimaeusX, (1) togekissingsnivy, (2) ch33se, (2) DavisMT, (2) Ferrospike, (2) Ice, (2) Josh, (2) Kamex, (2) majorasfan, (2) PokeZone, (2) ShadowMrL, (2) sonrio, (2) spaceyhead, (2) XpL, (2) Uzi, (3) Blue, (3) Brecot, (3) Brick, (3) LuckyLapras, (3) Merga, (3) SuperSceptile, (3) Zachgoose, (3) Tuxy, (3) UbersSuck20, (3) Xerodragon, (4) Dragonite, (4) Roxas, (4) Sylveon, (5) Mental, (6) X, (7) Dabottle
Girls I Can Think Of: (1) charizardflyer, (1) Ch33se1, (1) eliza, (2) oshawottluv49, (3) Lyra, (3) Nayru, (3) Nova, (3) Skitty, (4) Shaymin, (8) BreeZaps
Favorite Staff Member: Zachgoose (5 votes)
Technique
The Artist: Shaymin (6)
The Funny One: X (2)
The Debater: Sylveon (4)
The Writer: Roxas (2)
The Role Player: Ferrospike (3)
Most Insightful Poster: Zachgoose (2), Dragonite (2)
Most Improved Member: BreeZaps (2)
The Battler: UbersSuck20 (3)
The One Everyone Knows: Zachgoose (7)
The One Who Knows Everyone: Zachgoose (5)
The Forum Games Addict: All-way tie
The One Who Keeps Making Topics: All-way tie
The Nice One: Dragonite (3)2
The Helpful One: Zachgoose (2)
The Know-It-All: Sylveon (3), Dabottle (3)
The Gender Bender: Ch33se (3)
The Age Bender: BreeZaps (2)
The Sexiest Member: X (2)
The Scary One: Roxas (3)
Best Quoter and Quote: No single quote, have a highlight reel instead
Spoiler!
We Love SS
I wish this member could come back: All-way tie
Most likely to die next to a laptop, browser on SuperSkarmory: Dragonite (4)
This person is like a rival to me: X (3)
This member is always caught online: Dragonite (3)
The one that could own the title of "stalker": Roxas (3)
I don't feel I know this person enough yet: Dragonite (1.5)
I want to be like this user someday: Zachgoose (3)
This user really knows the rules to . . . Everywhere: Merga (2), Zachgoose (2)
This person has a way with their vocabulary: Sylveon (4)3
We're like best friends: All-way tie
We knew each other from the start: BreeZaps (2)
If SS was real this person would be my brother/sister: All-way tie
Is always Vming me: spam bots (2)4
I wish I could meet ____ in real life: Dragonite (1.45)
____ has taught me so much: All-way tie
I know this member from somewhere else: PokeZone5
Sexiest signature and avatar combo: Majorasfan5
Member of the Month: Dabottle (3), Zachgoose (3)
Results spreadsheet: here
Leaving the thread open in case anyone has any afterthoguhts, though if a mod wants to close it anyway I don't really care. Thanks to everyone who participated, and even more so thanks to everyone who made the Super Skarmory forums what they were, for better or for worse!
Footnotes:
1 Is not actually a girl
2 Clearly ya'll need to be voting for me under "I don't feel I know this person en. . ." god damn it guys
3 I'm pretty sure this is for his exemplary use of the word "cuck," though
4 Yes you read that correctly
5 One point
Let's hear it for the Vietnamese spam bots!!!!!!!
It takes a Teen Age Riot to get me out of bed right now.
This was fun, great job boys and girls.
Just for the record, I am well aware that Ch33se is a guy. But I used to not know, so it became kind of an in-joke with me and a bunch of people that I would always vote for him in both "guys i can think of" and "girls i can think of".