(Less politicized version/special edition) Enjoy.

Prologue: The Untamed World

50 years after the great schism of 2018, evil corporates bent on exploiting tragedy move to manipulate resources to the highest bidder, causing hunger and thirst among the peoples of the world. Without the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Earth, Dabottle, and friends, populations suffer from poor decisions and animal-crazed fights of starvation. Now, the population of Earth has been reduced to only a mere ten million people, all lifeless without the distracting antics of Earth's mightiest heroes (not the Avengers, but Dabottle and his weed gang).

Nations have called for a band of heroes in secret to rebel against the new establishment set by the world's most malicious CEO: Evil Mike. This new establishment virtually wiped out the deep state of legendary tall-tales, ushering in an era of eternal sorrow and suffering.

In the land of Ireland, the resting place of the world's worst heroes, Mike the Good seeks the help of Sylveon the Vulgar to restore peace to the universe...