Great story!
(Less politicized version/special edition) Enjoy.
Prologue: The Untamed World
50 years after the great schism of 2018, evil corporates bent on exploiting tragedy move to manipulate resources to the highest bidder, causing hunger and thirst among the peoples of the world. Without the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Earth, Dabottle, and friends, populations suffer from poor decisions and animal-crazed fights of starvation. Now, the population of Earth has been reduced to only a mere ten million people, all lifeless without the distracting antics of Earth's mightiest heroes (not the Avengers, but Dabottle and his weed gang).
Nations have called for a band of heroes in secret to rebel against the new establishment set by the world's most malicious CEO: Evil Mike. This new establishment virtually wiped out the deep state of legendary tall-tales, ushering in an era of eternal sorrow and suffering.
In the land of Ireland, the resting place of the world's worst heroes, Mike the Good seeks the help of Sylveon the Vulgar to restore peace to the universe...
It takes a Teen Age Riot to get me out of bed right now.
Much better than the original since your politics are ******* stupid as hell.
I was actually in a different state of political views then. I've become a lot, and I mean A LOT more pragmatic, but holding on to some virtues I still very much believe. I hope you genuinely enjoy the story I'm preparing this time around.
It takes a Teen Age Riot to get me out of bed right now.
Cool beans .
you know what they say about guys with big words