[Pokemon] The Epic Story of Epic Proportions

[[MuSiCa]]

Bob FTW!(!)

[PokemonHunter]

Spoiler!

Why don't u just use a poll?

But bob still "xD"

[CloudNine]

Cause I can't add a poll now.
Edit: I just figured out how to do it. xD

[theBlob]

bob ftw. So I herd u liek me?
I just dont want something bad to happen to him. Ugh.

[CloudNine]

Well, since the poll is going nowhere, I thought about it, and decided that I will add a bonus chapter when there are ten votes instead. So, I guess I should start posting chapters now.



Chapter 5: The battle of Epic Porportions. Aka, Bob, the God of randomness.

[Regice! I choose you!]

“Maadkeep!” Bob yelled into a megaphone. “Destroy!”

In two bursts of white light-

“I CAN SEE DA LIGHT!” Bob interrupted.

[SHUT UP!]

In two bursts of white light-

“I CAN SEE DA LIGHT!” Bob interrupted again.

[Can you read? I said SHUT UP!]

In two bursts of white light-

“I CAN SEE DA-“

[SHUT. THE. F-]

“The rating!” Joseph yelled in panic.

[*Clenches fist tightly* ARGH. I’D LOVE TO KILL BOB.]

The two Pokémon appeared spontaneously, and stared at each other for a while.

“Maadkeep! Use Dig!”

[Regice! Get ready to dodge!]

But what happened was not what anyone would expect. Mudkip started digging his nose.

“What the hell?” Marinna gasped.

“What she said.” Joseph said. Then he added, “I’ve been longing to say that.”

“I’ve been longing to kill you.” Marinna told him.

[Alright Regice! Stomp!]

“Maadkeep! Don’t stop diggin’! Keep it up!” Bob countered.

“Someone hand me a screwdriver.” Marinna said. “I need to tighten those loose holes in Bob’s head.”

“Here ya go.” Bob said as he handed Marinna a screwdriver.

“That’s my job!” Professor Birch’s aid whined.

“Ooookay.” Joseph mumbled. “This is getting messy.”

Meanwhile, Regice was continuing on its course to stomp on Mudkip, which it finally did right about now.

A torrent of blood spurted out of Mudkip’s nose.

“Erm… was that because of the stomp or the digging?” Joseph questioned.

“Or both.” Marinna ended.

[Alright Regice! Finish it with Stomp!]

As Regice’s foot came rushing down at Mudkip’s head, Mudkip suddenly started glowing a bright blue.

“Awright!” Bob exclaimed. “Torrent time!”

A flash of blue light surrounded and area and Bob shouted “I CAN SEE DA LIGHT!” again, which was starting to get old. Regice faltered and lost its balance as well.

“Awright Mudkip, UPRAWR!” Bob commanded.

“Mudkip can’t learn Uproar!” Marinna retorted.

“Do I look like I give a crap?” Bob answered, just at the moment Mudkip decided to talk.

“UPRAWRING TIME! ACTIVATE TORRENT DOWNLOADER!” Mudkip cried.

“He talks?!” Joseph cried even louder.

“Did you even hear the Torrent Downloader part?!” Marinna shouted.

“Uh? Yea! Torrent Downloader?!” Joseph added.

Mudkip’s eyes started glowing a bright blue-

“I CAN SEE DA-“

[SHUT UP!]

-and projected a large screen in the air, which then started playing ‘Elmo’s World’ at max volume.

“WTF?!” Everyone asked in confusion.

“Awright, while everyone is confused, ZAP CANNON!!!” Bob yelled.

“But Mudkip can’t learn…” Joseph said in a vain attempt to collect back logic, which has currently shattered into a billion gazillion pieces.

Mudkip glowed yellow, before shooting the Zap Cannon, right at Bob.

[WHAT?!]

Mudkip glowed yellow and shot more Zap Cannons, all at Bob, who took out a baseball bat.

BANG.

“Oh yea. Homerun.” Bob said in a slick voice, stuffing his bat on the ground. And the subsequent Zap Cannons promptly hit him full in the face.

“Head shot!” Joseph yelled.

“Is this a Baseball game, a shooting game, or a Pokemon Battle?” Marinna questioned.

[Yea! NO!]

Because Bob took the Zap Cannons head first, everyone forgot the first Zap Cannon, that Bob had managed to send on a collision course with Regice. Needless to say, Regice was too slow to dodge.

“Regice is unable to battle!” Bob cried in triumph.

“Shouldn’t the referee say that? And you need to make sure Regice is really unable to battle first.” Joseph told him.

Bob stared at Joseph, then before anyone could react, he took out a rocket launcher and blasted Regice. “Now what?” He asked.

Joseph face palmed, before saying, “Oh, the power of English words.”

“So, is Regice unable to continue battling now? If not, I can double confirm it.” Bob asked cheerfully.

[DudeMewCanFly]

Randomness is epic

[[MuSiCa]]

I CAN SEE DA L- [SHUT UP YOU IDIOT]
I CAN SEE D- [SHUDDUP]
I CAN S- [SHUDDUP]
I- [SHUDDUP]
chigo!
[Oh]
CAN SEE DA LIG- [SHUT THE F@#$ UP BOB]

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[DucksGoMooful]

Ah, that last section with the rocket launcher. Lovin Bob, I vote for him. Keep up teh ossumness.

[[MuSiCa]]

Find me better screws and I'll gladly use them.

[The_Noob]

It's beautiful.