[9:25:49 PM] Dilster3k: When I blink, the world it becomes night time!
[9:26:26 PM] Tidus: when I blink, the effects override yours.
[9:26:59 PM] Glitch.: when I blink, a black hole is created.
[9:27:00 PM] Dilster3k: When I sneeze, all children at age 13 hit puberty.
[9:27:25 PM] Glitch.: when I fart, there is a stink bomb covering the entirety of the globe.
[9:27:33 PM] Tidus: when I sneeze, a baby is born with a black mans ***.
[9:27:53 PM] Tidus: glitch, that\s the atmosphere!
[9:27:59 PM] Glitch.: \
[9:28:03 PM] Tidus: .
[9:28:06 PM] Dilster3k: When I sneeze, people die and come back to life.
[9:28:19 PM] Glitch.: when I come, world hunger ends.
[9:28:21 PM] Glitch.: 8-)
[9:28:40 PM] Glitch.: when I shower, the economy is boosted.
[9:28:45 PM] Glitch.: 8-)
[9:28:54 PM] Tidus: when I sneeze i make girl have an ******
[9:29:02 PM] Tidus:
[9:29:34 PM] Dilster3k: When I talk, every chick in the world suddenly get wet.
[9:29:37 PM] Glitch.: when I burp, i take everyone out of their misery, and empregnate needy women.
[9:30:07 PM] Dilster3k: When I fart in the 21st of December 2012... ***** gonna happen.
[9:30:13 PM] Tidus: when I cough, a new hitler is born.
[9:30:41 PM] Dilster3k: When I bang a women, the baby is the new Jesus.
[9:31:09 PM] Tidus: when I bang a woman, the baby turns out to be pikachu.
[9:31:42 PM] Dilster3k: When I eat cake, the cake is gone.
[9:31:58 PM] Glitch.: when I become the pokemon master, everyone is in awe
[9:32:29 PM] Tidus: when I eat cake, bill gates loses his endorsements.
[9:32:40 PM] Glitch.: when I eat cake, my poop is candy.
[9:33:01 PM] Dilster3k: When I eat pie, Osama died.
[9:33:23 PM] Tidus: when I eat poop, the cake is a lie.
[9:33:40 PM] Glitch.: when I have to rake leaves, octopi breed from cacti.
[9:33:40 PM] Dilster3k: When I fart, I win the game.
[9:34:20 PM] Tidus: when I fart, the game loses.
[9:34:46 PM] Dilster3k: When I blink, black people become white and white people become black.
[9:35:07 PM] Glitch.: When Tidus laughs, the healthiest man in the world dies.
[9:35:24 PM] Tidus: That hurt yo
[9:35:33 PM] Glitch.: When Dilster farts, nazi's are born in his left nostril.
[9:35:50 PM] Glitch.: When I fly, the game is over.
[9:35:51 PM] Tidus: when I talk, glitch gets raped by a rhino
[9:35:55 PM] Dilster3k: When Glitch smiles, a puppy dies.
[9:36:23 PM] Glitch.: When dilster types, mosquitoes bite the inside of his urethra.
[9:37:06 PM] Dilster3k: When Glitch was born, his mom thought he was **** and pooped him out in the toilet.
[9:37:36 PM] Glitch.: out in
[9:37:39 PM] Tidus: when I take a ****, stuff happen's.
[9:37:59 PM] Glitch.: when i ejaculate, the planets alignment is glitched.
[9:38:01 PM] Dilster3k: When I take a ****, Asians eyes open up.
[9:38:30 PM] Tidus: when I drink blood from a babys skull, bushs sextape with osama is revealed.
[9:38:57 PM] Glitch.: when team rocket blasts off again, i have *** with a new girl.
[9:39:16 PM] Dilster3k: When I drink unicorn blood, another life is spared.
[9:39:22 PM] Tidus: when glitch has ***, he gets aids and dies.
[9:39:38 PM] Glitch.: when I die, I come back to life.
[9:39:55 PM] Tidus: when you die, you don't come back to life
[9:40:05 PM] Dilster3k: When Glitch dies, old people will **** on him.
[9:40:22 PM] Tidus: when glitch dies, he is reborn in dilster3k's ********
[9:40:24 PM] Glitch.: when i pop a pimple, it rains
[9:40:41 PM] Tidus: ^i ****ing laughed irl
[9:40:46 PM] Glitch.: lol
[9:40:58 PM] Glitch.: copy paste that on forums
[9:40:58 PM] Dilster3k: When Tidus has *** with a man, a baby burns.
[9:41:04 PM] Glitch.: this whole thing tbh.
[9:41:04 PM | Edited 9:41:24 PM] Tidus: when I laugh, people are given each a billion dollars
[9:41:38 PM] Glitch.: when I grow up, I wanna be famous I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.
[9:41:40 PM] Dilster3k: When I laugh, all the poor children in Africa are saved
[9:43:29 PM] Dilster3k: When Tidus jizzes, an old man jizzes next to him.
[9:46:02 PM] Dilster3k: When Glitch posts in a forum, it dies.
[9:48:36 PM] Dilster3k: When I fart, Chuck Norris dies.
[9:48:59 PM] Glitch.: When chuck norris does anything at all, he thinks of me.