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    that's a great men...a deer with no eyes is called noe eyedeer....lol

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    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

    The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

    The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

    Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

    The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

    To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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    You know, I agree with Team Plasma.

    Training Pokemon is wrong on so many levels.
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    You know who's a good singer?
    Justin Beiber

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    Why did the couch go to the bank?

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    why did the couch go to the bank.

    'cause she had too much cents under it's pillows

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    Wanna hear a joke...?

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    There was a behavior naughty Rabbit and a bear , oneaday , the rabbit insulted the bear hard, the bear lost it and started chasing him. while running , the rabbit bumped onto a old shoe , after moving it , a genie came out , he've said i'll give both of you 3 wishs
    the bear said i wish all the bears in the forrest become females ...the genie granted it
    the rabbit wanted a bike helmet ... the genie started thinking , is this rabbit retarded? but he granted it.
    the bear said i wish all the bears in the world become females , and he granted it again.
    the rabbit wanted a strong hardcore motorbike in his size , the genie : (...this rabbit is totally retarded)ok , granted.
    the bear said i wish i have unstoppable honey in my cave , the genie granted it as well.
    the rabbit put the helmet on his head , and rided the motorbike , then he said : i wish he becomes gay! then he ran off epicly.

    LOL

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    That's actually pretty funny
    Try and use punctuation though

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    Quote Originally Posted by DucksGoMooful View Post
    That's actually pretty funny
    Try and use punctuation though
    Okey

    Heres another from youtube.
    Three nerds was talking 'bout world records.
    Nerd1 : hey guys , i guess i have the smallest arm in the whole world.
    Nerd2: then i have smallest head in the whole world as well
    Nerd3 : ok don't laugh about it but i guess i have the smallest ***** in the whole world
    Nerd1: hahahahaha! rofl!
    Nerd2: PFFThahahaha cough cough...

    *after going in and out in the official world records office.*

    Nerd1 : i do have the smallest arm , yeah!
    Nerd2: and i do have the smallest head! xD
    Nerd3: who the hell is justin beiber?!

    xD

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